cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 2mI started battlestar galactica yesterday, I watched a couple seasons ~15 years ago, and it rules that a big part of the show is a smokin hot, titties out all the time blonde cyborg figment of one of the main character's imagination. the early 2000s ruled. 030
Reposted by cakemittensBoo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Some of those who ride horses, are the same who look gorgeous. -- Horse Girl Rage Against the Machine New bit yo'ure going to be seeing some more of in the coming days as I recover from a low grade bacterial meningitis. "The menge" 217726
Reposted by cakemittensDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 26109043497
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 23hI went on exactly one date with a woman who worked in a bubonic plague laboratory about 12 years ago. hopefully she's having a good day. 0140
Reposted by cakemittenscorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I NEED MY FUCKING TEABAG STRING. ITS HOW I GET MY TEABAG OUT OF THE HOT WATER. DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MY FINGERS HOT?? AND WET???? 2241
Reposted by cakemittensperegrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 24/08/2025scooby doo making a giant delicious sub sandwich and he lays down the pickles and mato's and cheese and some mustard and salami and lettuce 🥬 and finally he puts the eraser head baby on it and the top piece of bread and a toothpick with a olive and he takes a biiiig bite 320650
Reposted by cakemittensTEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(to the tune of american woman) 🎶rotisserie chicken🎵 0285
Reposted by cakemittensMatthew Gillikin @mtgillikin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m going to be thinking about this constantly moving forward 16318
Reposted by cakemittensworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10260341690
Reposted by cakemittensPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 381480133
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026how's everyone's seasonal affective disorder treating them 9170
Reposted by cakemittensterror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest 239062
Reposted by cakemittensFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026🎶 A whisky drink, a vodka drink A lager drink, a cider drink The baffled king composeth Chumbawumba 04015
Reposted by cakemittensBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :) 123028
Reposted by cakemittensBumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One cop accidentally recorded himself talking to a 17yo he stalked using flock/databases trying to show her a dead body to impress her and hitting on her. The other used flock/databases 381+ times to look up a woman he wanted to date who is 20+yrs younger than him. www.youtube.com/live/IkLoy1x...youtube.comLIVE: 2 Pinellas County deputies arrestedYouTube video by FOX 13 Tampa Bay 5329117
Reposted by cakemittensmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance 720025
Reposted by cakemittensAlan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy 5300100
Reposted by cakemittensBen Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you. 152030569
Reposted by cakemittensJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i developed a new concealed carry system for short people where you use two rifles as stilts 0221
Reposted by cakemittensGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294112404084
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sorry but I've started doing some shit in terminal at work the last 2 weeks and I just learned today you can set a background image for terminal so I have a gradient like how you used to be able to customize the FFVII menus. that's what's up. 2160
Reposted by cakemittensAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A new document is available in your MyFruitlessLabors account. 116525
Reposted by cakemittensBoiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the... 137073
Reposted by cakemittensrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients 19720
Reposted by cakemittensBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026swanboy.com/comic/double... 6653457
Reposted by cakemittens🔞eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this is so fucked up actually 618133
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026oh SHIT hundreds of beavers on dropout tv!!!! must watch 070
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm coming out with a new dish called Chicken Solitaire which is where you eat an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself 715915
Reposted by cakemittenscorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads 111216
Reposted by cakemittenscorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sailor: you ever see a manatee? Pilot: yeah Sailor: hubba hubba right Pilot: I guess. You ever see a cloud? 01348
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026serious poll: what percent of your time would you say you have a song "stuck in your head?" 16261
cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026guys let's start using the word "flammabilia" *turns directly to camera* flammabilia. having run out of fuel, I scoured the forest for flammabilia. flammabilia. 48612
Reposted by cakemittensscarious scaries @variouscherries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026getting my hair cut hamburger style 1372
Reposted by cakemittensMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171235100
Reposted by cakemittensLe Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolishedlemonde.frAmnesty International calls for ICE to be abolishedIn a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States. 388198436365
Reposted by cakemittensshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't 3271921954
Reposted by cakemittensBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381482833
Reposted by cakemittensguy in SCARY clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Writing a book called On The Enjoyment Of Pleasures 1327
Reposted by cakemittensTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 19/03/2025oh yeah now that videos can be longer k&k mime should be on this website (it should be on every website) 7335107