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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 2m
I started battlestar galactica yesterday, I watched a couple seasons ~15 years ago, and it rules that a big part of the show is a smokin hot, titties out all the time blonde cyborg figment of one of the main character's imagination. the early 2000s ruled.
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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Some of those who ride horses, are the same who look gorgeous. -- Horse Girl Rage Against the Machine New bit yo'ure going to be seeing some more of in the coming days as I recover from a low grade bacterial meningitis. "The menge"
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 5h
Happy 4 year anniversary
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 23h
I went on exactly one date with a woman who worked in a bubonic plague laboratory about 12 years ago. hopefully she's having a good day.
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I NEED MY FUCKING TEABAG STRING. ITS HOW I GET MY TEABAG OUT OF THE HOT WATER. DO YOU WANT ME TO GET MY FINGERS HOT?? AND WET????
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peregrine @funguspotion.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
scooby doo making a giant delicious sub sandwich and he lays down the pickles and mato's and cheese and some mustard and salami and lettuce 🥬 and finally he puts the eraser head baby on it and the top piece of bread and a toothpick with a olive and he takes a biiiig bite
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joie de vivre sucks ass!!!!
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TEMU Rick Owens @chelsesaurusrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(to the tune of american woman) 🎶rotisserie chicken🎵
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Matthew Gillikin @mtgillikin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m going to be thinking about this constantly moving forward
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026
The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how's everyone's seasonal affective disorder treating them
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🎶 A whisky drink, a vodka drink A lager drink, a cider drink The baffled king composeth Chumbawumba
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
long milk on a friday night
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
At drive-thru speaker: Could I please get the number 5 and fries if you happen to have those back there thank you so much In between speaker and window: Demons rule the earth what are we FUCKING supposed to do build HELL from toothpicks FUCK At window: Thank you please have a ravishing life :)
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Bumblejack @bumblejack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One cop accidentally recorded himself talking to a 17yo he stalked using flock/databases trying to show her a dead body to impress her and hitting on her. The other used flock/databases 381+ times to look up a woman he wanted to date who is 20+yrs younger than him. www.youtube.com/live/IkLoy1x...
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LIVE: 2 Pinellas County deputies arrested
YouTube video by FOX 13 Tampa Bay
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance
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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there was a video someone posted on twitter several years ago with a caption like "how im serving tboy summer realness this year". I think about it all the time and couldn't find it so I decided to recreate it from scratch today. Enjoy
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i developed a new concealed carry system for short people where you use two rifles as stilts
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry but I've started doing some shit in terminal at work the last 2 weeks and I just learned today you can set a background image for terminal so I have a gradient like how you used to be able to customize the FFVII menus. that's what's up.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A new document is available in your MyFruitlessLabors account.
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
Traveler Wallet made from blue and whiskey Buterro premium full grain Italian leather with tennis ball stitching. Wallet interior featuring 4 card slots, flap pocket, sleeve pocket, and notebook pocket. Handmade notebook and pen visibleInterior emptyExterior unfoldedExterior folded
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
now sensing and detecting all ancient rules. now following ancient rules...ancient rules followed. now compliant with the ancients
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m @mjjii.com · 31/08/2026
from the zine
I Am the Most Beautiful Fish Alive

[drawing of a fish with a bow on her head and hearts near her mouth] 

Helloooo! My name is Shellyyy!!! I am a fish, duh!!!!! Anyway. I am the most beautiful fish alive!! Yes!!!

Everyone who sees me (Shelly) says that I am so beautiful!!! They like my shiny scales!! Everyone loves my eyes!! Shelly has such beautiful eyes!! Everyone says it!! Yay!!!!!!
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
swanboy.com/comic/double...
First panel of today's Swan Boy. Rona and Noel are texting. Lotta Easter eggs in this one
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🔞eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is so fucked up actually
Wikipedia's list of games in the Crazy Castle series
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh SHIT hundreds of beavers on dropout tv!!!! must watch
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm coming out with a new dish called Chicken Solitaire which is where you eat an entire rotisserie chicken by yourself
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we noticed that you aren't being kind to our ads
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sailor: you ever see a manatee? Pilot: yeah Sailor: hubba hubba right Pilot: I guess. You ever see a cloud?
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
serious poll: what percent of your time would you say you have a song "stuck in your head?"
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys let's start using the word "flammabilia" *turns directly to camera* flammabilia. having run out of fuel, I scoured the forest for flammabilia. flammabilia.
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scarious scaries @variouscherries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting my hair cut hamburger style
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I heard they're coming out with Adhesives 2
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ShoeFoot Legacy: Step Towards Future
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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guy in SCARY clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Writing a book called On The Enjoyment Of Pleasures
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet, NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
oh yeah now that videos can be longer k&k mime should be on this website (it should be on every website)
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