AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Real ones remember long days in the trenches with this cannon, fighting off all the other little shits in the neighborhood like it was our own personal 'Nam. 011
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not me on my 4th mug of coffee before lunch. No sir, definitely couldn't be me. 020
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone remembers when this MFer died on Pluto and they just brushed it under the rug 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Elmo is technically a monster. Put your life in perspective bro 0153
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Detoxing my brain, watching Mr. Rogers by myself with a Sixpack of Miller high life. Go fuck yourself 193
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Substitute those trampy little raisins in your trailmix for (more) chocolate. Fixed it for you. 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So if anyone was in the market for 3000 gyros, now is the time to cash in. That's like a $10,000 value! You don't wanna miss this! 4216
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The plural of Digimon is Digimon. The plural of Digigoose is Digigeese. And that rocks 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Found a snake skin in my shed. At least someone is out there thriving, happy 4 u 0112
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Duncan is not a real name. Find me one Duncan out in the wild. You cant 020
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Drinking Mellow Corn and watching Lee Cronins The Mummy on a Wednesday night. 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don't know how a whole generation of people has been gaslit into thinking the Johnny Cash cover of Hurt is better than the original. Get fucked. 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Don't know whether to watch the US game or them ripping a rapists name off the Kennedy Center. Why not both I guess? 000
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Every time my wife asks me to do something I say quietly "That's not what Brian Boitano'd do" driving my family to the brink of insanity 092
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 14/05/2026When you take a mechanical pencil and use the tip to scrape all the accumulated gunk out of the nooks and crannies of your mouse 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Dog, there's sand that occasionally falls out of my flip flop. I haven't been to the beach in like 2 years. Who tf gaslighting me? 010
Reposted by AER0ChrisTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 13/03/2026please read books 232564835
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 26/02/2026With inflation where it's at these days, it's crazy that it still costs absolutely nothing to not be a chode. #lifehack 030
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Just yelling YOU CAN FIND ME IN THE CLUB every time I leave the house now 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Yeah, well my guys are playing in the Randy Sausages Akimbo Bowl 020
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 24/12/2025All I want for Christmas is to go to bed, not get woken up overnight, and sleep past 6am. I will not get my wish. 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Every year my failures manifest in the physical realm in the form of my horrendous gift wrapping. You'd think I'd have learned by now, but I never do. The Folly of Man. 000
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Where is Thumbkin? My dude, fuck Thumbkin. All my homies hate Thumbkin. 000
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The biggest lie ever told to America is Good Morning 020
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Listening to my coworkers litany of problems and I'm sitting here like Damn my only problem is you don't know how to close your office door 020
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I was promised bacon and coffee and both promises have gone unfulfilled 000
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 17/12/2025These yearly tracking recaps need to STOP! No, Bethany from HR, I do not care to know how many times I was in the toilet in 2025 or what my nugget count and percentile was at the holiday party. 021
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Say I hypothetically open a beer and it foams up and spills a little on the floor and a baby (mine) comes along and licks it (accidentally) before I can clean it, that makes me a bad dad, right? Hypothetically (real). 110
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Yo, are these bots OK? Will somebody check on the bots please 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Oh, great, grand, wonderful, its fucking potluck season again 010
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Shears. The shears? A shear? Shearers? A unit of shears? My wife won't have this conversation with me. 071
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The 1000 toys my baby has on the floor are no match for this kingmedia.tenor.coma person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door .ALT: a person is holding a door stop in their hand and pressing it on a door . 030
AER0Chris @aer0chris.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Them: Hey Me: Me: 20 minutes later Me: Me (caving): Heyy Them: Good morning 🪦 110
