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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 11h

I get it, dishwasher. I also need rinse aid.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Chase your dreams. Follow them wherever they take you, no matter how far or how winding the roads. Never give up. Run red lights. Cross the median. Box your dreams in and force them down a dead-end street. Grab them while they try to scale a rusted chain link fence. This ends now

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yeah I forgot to come up with one of those when I started this account

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Keeping an eye on torch and pitchfork futures.

🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/09/2024

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genie: for your first wish? me: I wish for more wishes genie: that’s against the rules me: I wish for more genies genie: *checks notes* god dammit

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Has anyone ever worn a fanny pack AND cargo shorts? Go directly to jail, do not pass GO

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know they're "first world problems" but do there have to be so many?

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I bet my moots could beat up your moots

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Little Engine That Could But Didn’t Want To Deal With It Until Monday

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Explain it to me via mixtape.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Brings a copy of Knife Fights For Dummies to a knife fight

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"We're going to kick out the war mongers" says dude who renamed Dept of Defense to Dept of War.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

700 NYT opinion articles sitting in my inbox unread, you my only friend.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Growing a sticker tree in your gut.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

all intelligence must seem like Super Intelligence to a moron.

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Brian Caron @acornbrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Artificial = bad Super = good Problem solved #winning

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a watched post never bangs

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guy in line ahead of me at the pharmacy got all the good drugs.

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(my wife and kids do not endorse this take)

Being a dorky dad is great... it's a License to Cringe

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Executive order to rename the head of CIA "Spymaster General"

mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Keep your enemy on their toes by always doing the first thing they expect you to do. That's the last thing they'll expect you to do.

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This is important to me for some reason.

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I was about to post a joke, but I noticed the structure was too similar to my pinned skeet so I had to discard it lest you all get the impression that I'm a hack.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Remember when he got covid from his own dumb superspreader

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pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes

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And now people rarely mention wolves or cilantro.

So interesting. If there is no coaster, I set the glass down successively to create the Olympics logo with the water marks

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Made a voodoo doll of you and gave it a little peck on the cheek.

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Here's my other one: when placing a drink on a square coaster, I rotate the coaster into a diamond and place the drink at "home plate" approx 1/8 inch from the edges. Similar if coaster is a circle, with drink at 6 o'clock

Diagram showing squares and circles as described in the post

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So, that's a good distinction and adds a wrinkle that I was afraid to dive into. For me the TV volume must land on an even, but car radio must be an odd. It all stems back to the original setting, since adding an even to an even will result even, and adding even to an odd will remain an odd.

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