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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I will pay $87.69 to anyone who kills Liberty Biberty.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That was after my second attempt to spell it backward too!

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just finished part 2. This is really good. In which Viv and America take a trip and encounter a mysterious, Victorian goth badass…

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When my kid was little instead of saying “I don’t mind” he would say “I can’t care” and shrug.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ear there’s a snail and a slot machine a pier it’s raining talking about love about blood where things get lost and you fall spiralling like a penny

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[at my autopsy; a forensic pathologist speaks into a recording device in a puzzled tone] “I’ve never seen so many apple stickers inside of someone”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Looking for a needle in a haystack, by profession: Lawyer: Carefully explore by hand for years while charging by the hour Warrior: Burn the entire haystack Scientist: Use a magnet

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bitter chocolate is just chocolate that was passed over for promotion at work just before going to sign the papers for its second divorce.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/10/2026

where do you put the dollar bills

One of those signs with plastic re-arrangable letters reads:
Adoption Center
LIVE NUDE
DOGS
FREE LAP
DANCES

The S in DOGS is a dollar sign and the C in DANCES is the cent symbol.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/09/2024

genie: for your first wish? me: I wish for more wishes genie: that’s against the rules me: I wish for more genies genie: *checks notes* god dammit

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Omg. I spelled your name wrong in upside down 😳. Woem I me.

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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My punk band, The Skeets, lost a gig at a local bar because the owner thought our band name was in poor taste.

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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dang, made some toast and then realized I had no dairy spread to put on it. I’ve had butter days. Sorry

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The Arcane Nibbler @arcanenibbler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m spending an inordinate amount of my days watching marble races on YouTube if you want to know how my life is going.

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Kyla Houbolt @luaz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

For #SmallPoemSunday, @tomsnarsky.bsky.social here is Field Document, collected in *Dance On*, forthcoming from Wordrunner Press, November 15:

Field Document

I saw a woman on fire,
how she was burning,
I saw nothing like smoke,
only the eyes in a flame
clear like thought
never is. You can hear
this and not believe it
and she will not care.
Her eyes, though, do
see it all, finally.

Cover of Dance On, with a drawing of a dancing horse and the cursive in red "When the Gods to dancing may they always invite you".

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I never met a Rorschach I couldn’t turn into a kink.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

We are the sons of the hopes you could not float

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If we can’t be friends, let’s at least agree on who’s the villain.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I'm struggling to pull on a turtleneck I start to worry what the world will be like when I get to the other side.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

sometimes i’ll like a post but not reskeet it for incredibly petty reasons. the joke is good, i would totally boost it, but i don’t like pecan pie and i don’t want people to think that i endorse it. shoulda used a better pie for that joke

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X Solitude ∞ 🍁🇨🇦 EH! @solitudex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ok if you suffered through the trauma of reading my last 20k posts then you may qualify for a 2.50$ A&W coupon!

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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

sometimes I’ll tell dad about my insecurities with life and struggles with depression and he’ll answer “ok did u drink water today?”

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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

reverse missionary aka I get on top and hail satan

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Sad i.e. @sadiehatesyou.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

literally staying in college only because the scholarship paid for the unlimited meal plan

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The horrors called, they want their rarity back

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some friends invited me over for German Shepherd pie. I asked to see their dog Helga first.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I've experienced a loss of weirding. Fortunately, the doctor says it's helicopter.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is the cat lying on its back. Before it was dead this is what it said. ɐʇǝǝʎɹS "ʷᵒᵉᵐ"

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Food eaten standing up has no calories. We all know that. We also know that food eaten over the sink has no calories. I now propose to add that any food eaten on a weekend in daylight should also have no calories. Nemine contradicente, amirite?

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'll take an extra Xanax to commemorate your victory.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's what my last performance review says.

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

a couple julie accounts followed me seven days ago and now one of them is crawling out of my television

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WE RANKED THE TEN MOST UNHINGED THINGS TO DO TO A CHILI DOG OUTSIDE A TASTEE-FREEZ (YOU WONT BELIEVE NUMBER 1 😱)

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I didn’t realize that aging would happen to me, personally

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just had a nice size Bong hit with a Metamucil / antacid chaser That's just where I'm at in life

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hear talk of the moon and I think fondly of your lily white ass

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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm ready for my dog to realize that it's ok for birds to be in the sky.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm running 6 procrastinations past late.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean I’ve been called worse. But Cookie Lady is not the gritty nickname I envisioned for myself.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You can't allow people to be rude to an elderly person. Usually I like to gently, but firmly, interject something like this: Me: *cheerful smile, stepping forward, outstretched hand* Hi! Forgive me. I don't think we were really introduced! My name's Marly, but you can just call me your huckleberry.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Welp, time for my wife and kids all to tell me that their low tire pressure warnings are going off

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today is the day my eyebrow mites migrate to the other eyebrow. The Great Mitegration

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't perjure yourself. You're under oath. Isn't it true that you are a fast food restaurant chain founded in San Diego in the 1950s, that features chicken tenders, and tacos. "Senator, I think you have mistaken me for Jack in the Box.'

American hero Jack Smith being questioned by a jackass.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In life you may find that the same door that lets the cat out to the deck may also let a chipmunk into the kitchen.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They can put a man on the moon but we still have to pull back the microwaveable lunch after two minutes, stir, replace the film, and heat it for two more minutes?

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I make things happen (high cholesterol).

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone in this biography I'm reading is celebrating a victory by taking a three month overseas vacation. I felt inspired and got extra bacon on my breakfast sandwich.

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