Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams. 129139422799
Breathin' Orange Fire @orangefire.bsky.social · 19/12/2025They're trying to stop @jayjaffe.bsky.social. But I stand in solidarity with Jay. 000
Dr Eric Farmer @himself132.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Sounds like Musk after over-indulging in the ketamine. 000
AndreasP_RV @andreasp-rv.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Why do journalists or the AI pretending to be journalist still use a headline style that was made for saving paper? It's barely understandable if you know what it's about, and total gibberish if you happen to not know. 000
buddytheelf.bsky.social @buddytheelf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Honestly that is hilarious but also feels a bit too plausible in the Elon era 010
butthugcuddlebum.bsky.social @butthugcuddlebum.bsky.social · 19/12/2025⁹³'⁰⁰⁰'⁰⁰⁰:⁰¹ 🫥 ⁹³'⁰⁰⁰'⁰⁰⁰¡⁰⁰ [ ¡¤¡ ] ¡ ¡ ¡ 🚀🚀 🚀🌞🚀 🌎 ° 🚀🚀 ❄️ 🧺 000
Ben Chambers @bchambers89.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Jesus, how much ketamine did Elon take this time? 000
Slipknot Kitten @slipknot-kitten.bsky.social · 19/12/2025[Shrugs] Let the tech bros jerk each other off, over trying to move the gravitational center of our solar system… anything to keep the bored elite occupied, while the rest of us are sharpening the guillotines. 010
Andrew Halliwell @spike1967.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying? Not if you understand physics. Even if someone did acquire the tech to move the sun, it wouldn't impact us. It'd take thousands of years before the constellations changed significantly, they're so far away and all the planets would continue in their orbits. 000
kebidoor.bsky.social @kebidoor.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It does sound like something that would come from rockets owner Musk. 010
Jose, O Batista @joseobatista.bsky.social · 19/12/2025That reminds me when I first saw people talking about the Oilers and was confused thinking it was some labor category, like workers from Oil companies 000
Karl Lawson @kbl702.bsky.social · 19/12/2025😂😂😂 Totally believable given the current state of tech oligarch bros. 000
Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025From last week, not terrifying so much as confusing: 000
Chessa Thinks Regime Change Should Start at Home 🐉🧡📚 @chessawrites.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It's scary that it's a little plausible in the non-sports way. 000
Above The Rim @elbasketballrim.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Billionaires power is getting out of hand. Shifting the solar system wow 020
sister_sam @privacy-nut.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If only for reals 'they' would remove the wobble of Earth and thus obliterate winter. Of course then we would gripe about perpetual Spring/Fall omni-season. 000
bender14.bsky.social @bender14.bsky.social · 19/12/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is making a funny face . 030
advocatr.bsky.social @advocatr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Many Red Hats probably thought that was a Musk operation. 000
Trump's Missing Hairpiece @mseans.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It's even worse if you know basketball... 000
Rob of Melbourne @robert24039377.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Billionaires approve of plan and commit funding to it, suggesting humanity relocate to a new star system. 000
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I live in Connecticut so I’m not really thrilled about it either way tbh 41610
wizard prang @wzrdprang.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Oh wow, you are certainly correct. I knew what the headline meant, & had been hoping the Sun would stay in CT, so I'm kinda bummed. 000
ChristineP, M.S. @christineparini.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Sounds like one of you know who’s fantasies. 000
tipi-mioumiou.eurosky.social @tipi-mioumiou.eurosky.social · 20/12/2025Espn rarelly talk about melon Musk 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ 000
Thomas Buchanan @thomasbuchanan0.bsky.social · 19/12/2025😆❤️ youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?...youtu.beMr. Show - Blow Up the MoonYouTube video by Laser Time 010
Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I once became intrigued by a headline that started with “Penguins explode…” before I realized it was about a high-scoring hockey game. 000
Tim @oryant.bsky.social · 19/12/2025If you were going to move the sun you’d probably need something bigger than a rocket 121
Riverboat Chris @riverboatchris.bsky.social · 19/12/2025What does this mean for Texas's solar capacity? 020
K7 @k7sniper.bsky.social · 19/12/2025media.tenor.commr. simpson from the simpsons is smiling and making a funny faceALT: mr. simpson from the simpsons is smiling and making a funny face 000
A Horse of Course @charliehorsephotos.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Even worse when you realize it's our nation's ambassador to Italy. 000
Tom Shafer @tomshafshafer.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I found myself adding, "pause for effect", to that headline.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a full moon with the word the moon below himALT: a man in a suit and scarf is standing in front of a full moon with the word the moon below him 000
Dan Treacy @dantreacy13.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I absolutely wouldn’t put it past Tilman Fertitta for actually trying this at some point. 010
a bloo @vlime286.bsky.social · 19/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character is holding a remote control in front of a buildingALT: a cartoon character is holding a remote control in front of a building 0140
Andy Kelly @dantesinfernal.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This reminds me of all the portal talk with college teams 020
Ciudad De Escanaba @escanaba.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Nestlé already owns most of God's Water, so thank you for the clarification, I WAS worried. 😆 000
Henry Wood @litesabermetrics.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying news to Jerry Jones. He already knows where the sun is. Will he have to find it again? 000
Whiskers @manmaytag.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So now they don’t just want to block the sun, now they want to move it. 000
Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"We have always viewed solar energy as a subscription service" 1210
The Illest Link @theillestlink.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Beyond that, I thought they were referring to a specific player in Phoenix and not the team in Connecticut 🤣 000
lupogato.bsky.social @lupogato.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying headline when you realize they're journalists. 000
Ryan Day @ryanday.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Disagree. It’s more terrifying if you understand it’s about sports. 090
Ryn @reprapryn.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Bold to go from barely getting a stick to the upper atmosphere to setting up a Dyson swarm to make a Shkavdov thruster. 010
Skeleton Key Party @fedbelly.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I can’t do another Three Body Problem sequel 160
Joshua @joshuaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying headline if you are a fan of the Phoenix Suns and think that that's the team being referred to 040
Paulrus of West Bumblefrick @paulrusof.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Awwwww, just a whittle delivery boy trying to tell the girl of his dreams how he feels. 010
#TeslaTakedown LA @teslatakedownla.bsky.social · 19/12/2025This is a $100 trillion-dollar opportunity 0242
paulofdawild.bsky.social @paulofdawild.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Musk and Bezos are getting ideas now. 000
Tomato Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I think this was an unpublished Douglas Adams draft. 030
Lynn Spann Bowditch @bowreader.bsky.social · 19/12/2025That was a "tea all over the laptop" moment - but thanks. Thanks a pile, as my dad would have said, but these days, every unexpected chuckle is VERY WELCOME! 000
Ken MacLennan @historiken.bsky.social · 19/12/2025www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3...youtube.comMr. Show - Blow Up the MoonYouTube video by Laser Time 000
Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Like in ancient Rome when the Tigers devoured the Saints. 1170
Omar "the Omar" Zeid @owlychamberlain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025media.tenor.comthey 'll pay for this all of them written on a blue backgroundALT: they 'll pay for this all of them written on a blue background 010
ndhm.bsky.social @ndhm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Hahahaha. "What? They're talking about MOVING THE SUN?!? Why weren't we included in the initial discussions?" 010
Hatrik Soccer - Scott Nelson @hatrik10.bsky.social · 19/12/2025media.tenor.coma man is dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says shALT: a man is dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says sh 000
Velvet Hydrangea @velvethydrangea.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Sure, take Connecticut's one major sport franchise. Like women's basketball fans haven't been supporting them with our whole chest since day 1. 000
newb Anarchist @newbanarchist.bsky.social · 20/12/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character with red hair and a letter r on her shirt says prepare for trouble and make it doubleALT: a cartoon character with red hair and a letter r on her shirt says prepare for trouble and make it double 000
Roc Ingersol @hwgt9.bsky.social · 19/12/2025dammit, they're the one group of people who can actually get there! 110
Nick @xinternic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I mean, it sort of describes the intent of Reflect Orbital. 000
Brandon Sod @brandonsod.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Bezos & Musk would 1000000% do this if the necessary technology to do so was available to them 000
Ron Ebest @ronebest.bsky.social · 19/12/2025He wants to buy the SUN? I swear to God, these billionaires 010
Tired, leaky brain. @columbojones2.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I wouldn't put anything past the "tech overlords." 000
x-Rob 🇮🇪🦇☁️9️⃣👖🏆🦇🏆 @pandarob91.bsky.social · 19/12/2025“Jay Cutler has passed his physical and is officially a Dolphin” 050
the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social · 19/12/2025It honestly isn't out of the question for a non-sports teams headline. 000
Ice Boxlade-Chamberblain - Some call me Br&on @brandoneffdub.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I live in Texas and after spending 42 out of the last 49 summers of my life in Texas, I would also want to move the sun. 070
Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 19/12/2025the most consistently fun team w/r/t headlinesBad ESPN Headlines@badheadlines.bsky.sociali'm not excited for winter either but i don't think this will work 000
Kent Lind @camasonian.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I'm like WTF? And then I googled and realized they are talking about the Connecticut Sun WNBA team and not the Phoenix Suns NBA team. 000
Douglas Moran @dougom.bsky.social · 19/12/2025“Move *to* the Sun” would be nice. I’d happily put Bezos and Musk aboard a rocket and…https://youtu.be/JcfgJrHo9XA?si=M2zF9vKMnIBZVj1y 030
AuntMaureen @auntmaureen.bsky.social · 19/12/2025lol thank you for that assist with translation 😳😵💫 000
maury3372.bsky.social @maury3372.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Especially when US citizens believe any BS without question since the end of common sense. 000
Onedimental Limited Pumpkin Spice Edition @onedimental.bsky.social · 20/12/2025HIGHLANDER THREE: THE HIGHLANDER SEQUELS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES 011
🐆National Chair, Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 🐆 @algocompsynth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Terrifying if you do realize they are sports teams and you live in Houston or Phoenix. 000
Brian Good @briankgood.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"They're gonna stop having the Sun, so you better get a tan now" - Sparks, "I Predict", 1981 020
turnoverbone.bsky.social @turnoverbone.bsky.social · 27/03/2026This is 100% going to be the main plot of For All Mankind season 6 000
Dave @dalexf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Bears fighting jaguars, patriots stopping Texans, wizards using magic in the Miami heat 000
Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If you didn’t know that they went defunct in 2010, Sun Microsystems might be a plausible target for acquisition by Musk and Bezos 000
