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making the dumbest joke over and over

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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we cloned the guy from the bear a couple of times. it didn't turn out perfect but they could both play hockey so it's not a total loss
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More like LIV-iticus
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
really weird that they took the substation with them
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
it's the good AI to be clear
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
thought he was from canada
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We got a regular Odysseus here
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
fanon would be proud
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
espn using the @jonbois.bsky.social filter for its highlights now
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
this looks like a photoshop to an onion article where lebron is doing make-a-wish
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
sweet jesus pooh that's not honey that's gary indiana
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
agreed but it's one of those noises that only certain animals can hear
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Yeah, they had us the first half, I'm not gonna lie
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
found the sweatiest man of all time
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
i'm not excited for winter either but i don't think this will work
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
ok and when will we find out? and which tight end?
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
oh yeah sure bet he's scared of a home and home with georgia tech
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
no
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
initially read recruit as a verb and was like good lord cool your heels trojans
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
golf clap
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
This is great. Everyone loves South Carolina's Jojo Wutkins
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
well yeah of course a marxist leninist player is going to give stuff away
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
had to read the article to remember who this guy was, so uh, the premise of this article is directly at odds with its function
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
and yet still no winds of winter
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Gentleman you can't fight in here! This is the Military Bowl
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
that's how you get protestantism
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
think they should have to play for it smdh
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
hydration helps with this
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
i've always considered lexington the avignon of the south
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
guess ohtani's not the only one
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
she just spent a year in a russian prison, seems mean to send her to another planet
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
not very welcoming of him
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 17/02/2024
They’re called chapters and the Noah story doesn’t start until 6 anyway
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
well that's a good place to start
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
can they do that?
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
how metaphysical of him
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
bold strategy cotton
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
would rather he play safety
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
Christmas came early
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
brexit is out of control
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
You May Live to See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
living up to his name
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
found a hot new euphemism for being patient zero of an outbreak
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
don't even have a joke here bc i literally can't parse this
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
man, not even professional athletes get per diems anymore
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
maybe they should play football instead
Scuffling 49ers continue to lose 'the grimy games'
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
i'm really not sad about ja morant being eaten by a gator bc his daddy ignored signs
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Bad ESPN Headlines @badheadlines.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
that already exists. they are going to sue his ass
Cincinnati Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase debuts 7-Eleven chain
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