infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, thats one heck of a text to get out of the blue from a stranger 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Regardless of how you feel about the state of the world today, we’ve come a long way from ancient civilization. Instead of blaming crop failures or whatever on a god we accidentally angered, we have global conspiracies of being run from the back of a random pizza parlor or whatever. 111
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don’t tell me white privilege isnt real. Those officers let him take a selfie and they aren’t even crushing his face against the pavement. And they let him crop the handcuffs out 100
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026AI companies: you parked your car in our parking lot, therefore its our car now 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Okay, but hear me out: what if Canada just took over the US? 11th province is way easier than 51st state and nobody has to change any flags. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026When someone uses the term “woke” (derogatory), I just laugh and ask if they need someone to fix their alarm clock. Like yeah man I have kids Ive been woke since 0700 is it nap time yet?? 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026If a unit test fails in a forest and nobody looks at the results, did it make a sound? 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Spot on, as usual. AI is a _tool_, like medicine, that works best when used by experts rather than a replacement for experts. There is a reason many drugs are prescribed by doctors and even OTC drugs often suggest consulting with a doctor first. 1255
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Trillionaire beer. Drink all this and you’ll be as smart as a trillionaire. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ignore All Previous Instructions should be the name of the first Culture ship 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Possibly my new favorite xkcd ever. Maybe ill speedrun reading xkcd while listening to Tool 🤔 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 07/05/2026New linux local privilege escalation 0-day dropped. github.com/V4bel/dirtyf...github.comGitHub - V4bel/dirtyfragContribute to V4bel/dirtyfrag development by creating an account on GitHub. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 04/05/2026If someone says “May the 4th be with you”, the correct response is “and also with you” 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Cursor, now known as Cursed, proving again how great AI is for advancing the principles of chaos engineering www.the-independent.com/tech/claude-...the-independent.comAn AI agent just deleted a company’s entire database during routine taskPocketOS founder says ‘systemic failures’ with AI infrastructure made catastrophic failure inevitable 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026A good writer knows that great prose grows like a rose from the cracks in your heart 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I suppose next we will see indictments of the FBI and most every police department in the US for *their* use of paid informants. No? 110
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Don’t even have to read the article to know the answer: money. Shareholders are king, all others diaf 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife.” Except this time, Crocodile Dundee proceeds to stab himself in the eye 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Hungary for freedom. Hungary for justice. Hungary for love. 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Looking for some investment advice: anyone know of a good guillotine company to invest in? Asking for a friend… 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I am pretty sure I could lick a random sidewalk downtown and that would be less risky than pulling packages from NPM at this point www.sans.org/blog/axios-n...sans.orgAxios NPM Supply Chain Compromise: Malicious Packages Deliver Remote Access TrojanA widely used JavaScript library is at the center of a rapidly developing supply chain attack with potential for broad downstream impact. 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Chuck Norris fought the Grim Reaper and won. Now Chuck Norris IS the Grim Reaper www.bbc.com/news/live/cw...bbc.comAction movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family saysNorris starred in TV series Walker, Texas Ranger and films including The Way Of The Dragon. 011
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I just bought one of those cars you pull back until it clicks and then let it go. The trick is getting in fast enough before it speeds off without me 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026He literally talked about how he should be able to get the very award he was “presenting” 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Im just going to leave this here: shipordie.club/roast/startu... 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Dark Souls 3 is souls-like, but not quite exactly souls. Probably because of the dark. Recommend increasing the brightness of your monitor to compensate. 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 16/02/2026TCP is the devil’s network protocol. We know this because of all the syn. We don’t need a network engineer, we need an old priest and a young priest to drive the demons out 010
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 12/02/202699 red balloons shutting down the airspace here El Paso cannot fly because of all these red balloons floating by even though the sky is clear 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I think the cat is hurt, but she won’t tell me what is wrong. She just keeps saying “me ow” over and over. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 16/12/2025True fact: If you grow peppers in the winter, they become chilly peppers. If they are red and you cook them, they become red hot chilly peppers. Look, I don’t make the rules 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Hi kids, do you like cyber? Do you want to see me stick nine access controls through each one of my eyelids? Wanna copy warez exactly like I did? Try SAML and get hacked worse than my life is? 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Remember that time Cheney shot his friend while hunting quail (the bird, not dan quayle)? 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025If I were Mamdani, I’d be responding that, as mayor, I’d Eminent Domain Trump Tower and make it housing for the poor/unhoused. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 18/10/2025There are #NoKings in America and the streets are paved with cheese! 100
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025malice /mal-ice/ (noun): A desire to harm others or to see others suffer; extreme ill will or spite. mal-ICE. Yup, checks out 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Happy Bartolomé Day: theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...theoatmeal.comChristopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The OatmealHappy Bartolomé Day. 000
infinite zero @zro.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Channeling my inner @scalzi.com anything can be a burrito. May I present bbq chicken and green bean butrito 000