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All my homeys live faithfully a hidden life and will rest in unvisited tombs. Houston adjacent. (He/him) Sheet music + videos: TubaPeter.com www.youtube.com/petertubaeuph facebook.com/TubaPeter letterboxd.com/tubapeter

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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 59m
It's called a French profanity, maybe you've merde of it.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 2h
If that Devo cover had impregnated the last Habsburg monarch...
Q: Are We Not Men? 
A: We Are Devo! 
by Devo, 1978, art by Joe Heiner.Charles II of Spain, inbred generic disaster with but one nonfunctional testicle.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16h
Cool Dude 🤠 💀 (@cooldudetm) on X: "nephew is warm"

[Photograph of a small baby bird with patchy grey and blue feathers standing on a soft white surface. A hand holds a digital thermometer under the bird's wing. The thermometer displays a reading of 40.1°C.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17h
evil-britney on tumblr: "*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*"

sounddesignerjeans: "you mean, skin?"

wombuttress: "What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you."
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 12h
Never really before political signage did we have a way to know with absolute certainty that a dumb fuck lives in a certain house
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 12h
Moby Dick from this day in 2021 🐳
A marker drawing of a white whale flipping a double bird 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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literallywhonobody.bsky.social @literallywhonobody.bsky.social · 22h
Joke about JK Rowling being an anti-trans psychopath.
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James Pirruccello 🎃🦇🧹 @jamespirruccello.com · 14h
Imagine if you were unfamiliar with the American fraternity/sorority system and saw this.
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The Spooky Potato @hunsweasel.bsky.social · 14h
Bart Simpson's classmates, along with Mrs. Krabappel, burst into rapturous cheers now that Bart has said The Line.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
my friend @juddlegum.bsky.social has put together a cool new tool that allows you to photograph political mail and immediately learn who paid for it. Check it out here:
paidforby.info
Who paid for this?
Find out who really paid for political mailers and TV ads.
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Joe DeMartino @jdemartino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Picture of the character saw gerrera the rebel leader from star wars overlaid with a post that reads 

People who become right wing 
because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We start dating now and we could be fighting on a haunted hayride in time
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
Yang wen-li, a character from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, saying in two panels "I believe that being ruled by the worst democracy is preferable to being ruled by the best autocracy"
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think often about how the golden age of WWII media came in the 1990’s and early 2000’s when the vets started to pass away in larger and larger numbers, now that there are a fewer than 30,000 left, it seems like it has become “why should I care”
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sundays are for dissociating for three hours because you have to do A Chore
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
You know. I don’t think that there is any more crucial component to contextualizing & meeting our current set of problems than understanding this.
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Ernest 🇺🇸 @earnestlib.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
sorry, David Fincher. it's not your fault; i blame Society
Fight Club movie poster
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Send More Paramedics @tubapeter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He looks like on DR WHO when the Doctor regenerates into someone taller but he's still wearing the shorter, previous Doctor's clothes.
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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no McTry. There is only:
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Mary Pezzulo @marypezzulo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The thing I love about Saint Francis is that he was NUTS, running around the countryside in a dirty beggar's robe talking to birds, and he accomplished what was his to do and reformed the whole church. ALL OF US can be saints. Weird people make excellent saints. All are called. It's wonderful.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brooklyn, New York: This sounds INCREDIBLE
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One time like 12 years ago I was at a haunted house that was sort of riffing on Texas Chainsaw Massacre and my friends and I walked around a corner and there was a masked creep standing there looking at his chainsaw and he looked at us and said “i’m out of gas. just act scared.”
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Proper country, etc
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Brian @bside.foo · 04/10/2026
I got your line of scrimmage right here
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey y’all, I have a friend who’s looking to get connected in the indy space. He wants to be a voice actor, so I recommended a bunch of indy studios for him to start following :] but I want y’all’s suggestions too!!
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
GEORGIA: THIS IS TOMORROW
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Do you ever think about the British English names for music notation and get scared
The list of British names for note value: breve, semibreve, minim, crotchet, quaver, semiquaver, and demisemiquaver
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It keeps me sharp, on the edge. Where I gotta be.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yikes! stay tuned
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The Orion @gettheorion.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mad Max: Furry Road
static.klipy.com
Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max
Alt: Nux: I Am Awaited in Valhalla! Mad Max
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
far as i can tell whoever directs the models for men's cycling apparel has exactly one aesthetic vision and it is "coyly innocent twink"
another handsome male model in bibshorts, as above, this time at a 3/4 angle looking back behind him with bedroom eyes and a slight smile, while pulling up the shorts
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 03/10/2026
lmao I stayed up all night making wings for mothmen and haven’t sold a single one Why did I think people wanted to buy cryptids at the cryptid festival? 🙃
A small herd of fluffy mothmen
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
philosophers should have simply *answered* the deepest and most intractable questions ever posed. instead they've chosen to fuck around. disappointing
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Pickled Eggs @pickle-egg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Carpenter's Sabrina Carpenter
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Send More Paramedics @tubapeter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just in time for spooky season, here's that song from the end of THE SHINING. youtu.be/1tC1Y_8dsWk?...
youtu.be
Ending song from THE SHINING for Tuba / Euphonium / Guitar + sheet music
YouTube video by TubaPeter.com
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact that there are multiple Tolkien, Star Wars, and Star Trek properties out there that I have no interest in and I’m taking the side of the Pope against the AI geeks is strong circumstantial evidence that we’re living in an ironic hell built specifically for 14-year-old me.
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Send More Paramedics @tubapeter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I forget who said "The only people more conservative than cops are small business owners."
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A perfect trifecta of morons welcomes David Ellison to X as Ellison announces that he will honor both Paramount and Warner Bros. by renaming the new company Skydance.
Moron #1: Spencer Pratt. Moron #2: Some blowhard named "CyberPunkFightClub" saying he hopes Skydance movies won't have "woke BS." Moron #3: A guy named "Kirk Reagan, Starship Captain"--JESUS H. CHRIST!--asking for Star Trek to rebooted without "social justice agendas...Get back to thought provoking space adventure."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026
it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals
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