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Velcro Candy

@velcrocandy.bsky.social
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. Lake Erie Selkie🦭 Back burner🥀 Switchy Witch🧹 Moon's sister🌒🌕🌘 Attempting art🖊️ Thot Saucier🌶️

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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 12h
On September 30, 1989, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark debuted in the United States.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17h
Going through life with a blue lamp shade is work enough - Wake me when the lasagna comes.
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Wake Me up When September Ends
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
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Reid @mossymountain.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Leather and Steel 🗡️🖤 #transart #transgender #nsfwart #queer #illustration #transmasc
Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to neck. They are posed head on, one hand resting on the strap of a black leather strap-on harness. The other hand is holding the hilt of a sword, pointing down. They have top surgery scars, body hair, and a bandaid on their thigh for their T-shot. They are framed in thorny vines, with some 6 pointed stars around them. The background and figure are both a ochre yellow, with black lineart offset by red
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep meeting really lovely birds. 🪿🦉🐦‍⬛
A drawing of a silly goose.A drawing of a silly owl. A drawing of a salty seal and a silly crow.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🧹🌕
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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On September 28, 1994, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan was re-released on VHS in the United States.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orchard date with @rentanylpace.bsky.social Pretty gay, gals. 🦭🍎🎃🦉
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shine on, Harvest Moon 🍂🌽🌕
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𝓢𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂 🌞🌈 COMMS are OPEN!✨ @hellosunnycore.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
🌊🫧 beach vibes 🩵 #art #anthro
[commission for emmy] a curvy anthro seal girl poses in a cute summer outfit, with her pink hair flowing around her. she's wearing sunglasses and seashell accessories!
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⛧𝕺𝖒𝖊𝖌𝖆 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝕶⛧ @omegablack.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
💕💗💞⛓️⛓️⛓️💖✨💖⛓️⛓️⛓️💗💞💕 💖••.•´¯`•.•• 🎀 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓇 🎀 ••.•`¯´•.••💖
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cool stuff at Ingenuity Fest with sweet Kiva.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🩵
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Nicole 🪲 @fossilforager.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jumping spiders of the world! 🕷️🌎
An illustration by me featuring 16 different species of colorful jumping spiders of all shapes, sizes, and colors. They are illustrated on a light orange background. Species featured from left to right, starting from the top row:

Ilargus coccineus

Regal jumping spider (Phidippus regius)

Horned-owl peacock spider (Maratus bubo)

Metallic blue jumping spider (Thiania bhamoensis)

Second row:

Flying peacock spider (Maratus volans)

Magnolia jumping spider (Lyssomanes viridis)

Apache jumping spider (Phidippus apacheanus)

Red-backed jumping spider (Phidippus johnsoni)

Third row:

House jumping spider (Pseudeuophrys lanigera)

Jade jumping spider (Siler semiglaucus)

Paradise jumping spider (Habronattus americanus)

Ant-mimic jumping spider (Myrmaplata plataleoides)

Fourth row:

Bold jumping spider (Phidippus audax)

Coastal jumping spider (Maratus speciosus)

Green jumping spider (Mopsus mormon)

Golden jumping spider (Paraphidippus aurantius)
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fat little cheeks and fat little ears. Fat pickle eyes, crying fat pickle tears. Cuz he's fat.
Fat Finn the Cat
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帽子屋🎀BOUSHIYA🎀 @denkyu-getemono.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
spices💝💥 #art #illustration
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 24,1949
P1- SLUGGO IS AT NANCY’S HOUSE 
NANCY: I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY CAKE OVER TO THE BAKING CONTEST 
P2- SLUGGO IS CARRYING NANCY’S CAKE TO THE CONTEST 
SLUGGO:MMM --- IT SMELLS SO GOOD 
P3 - SLUGGO CAN NO LONGER RESIST 
SLUGGO: IT'S NO USE--I CAN'T RESIST IT
SLUGGO EATS THE WHOLE CAKE
P4- WITHOUT THE CAKE SLUGGO IS STANDING ON THE COUNTER NEXT TO THE OTHER ENTRIES OF THE  CAKE BAKING CONTEST 
SLUGGO IS WEARING A SIGN IT READS…

TAKE 
MY WOID 
FOR IT-
NANCY'S
WAS
POIFECT

ONE OF THE LADIES THAT IS JUDGING THE CAKE BAKING CONTEST LOOKS SLUGGO’S SIGN WITH SHOCK
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trapped in another conference call. Please kill me.
Candy praying for death from a merciless god.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thursgay? Again? No thorax for you this week. ... Oh, what the Hell. Thorax Thursgay.
Naked Candy
My tiny cock is being hidden by a Sega game gear, though.
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Ollie @ordheist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have some commission slots open now, please hmu if you need a character design for your personal/commercial project!
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Fox Popvli @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mrrreow!😼 For @buupnya.bsky.social #foxpopvli #art
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's been a while.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Third Autumnal Equinox with @misskaneda.bsky.social
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@onionbug.bsky.social Caw? Caw. 🙂‍↕️
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🥞🦭
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🦭🦉 @rentanylpace.bsky.social
Candy and Renata
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🥀Memento Meli🥀 @melibean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As the shitty deep cut slut I am I mostly know Gerrit Graham from the short lived TV Series Now and Again. 22 episodes of pure fire. RIP
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am so fucking tired
Candy is so fucking tired
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A quick little Franklin Sherman doodle in Gerrit Graham's memory.
A drawing of Franklin Sherman.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
RIP, Beef. 🥀
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I had a band, I would cover the song from this old episode of Garfield & Friends.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💧🗡️
A slime doodle done on the back of my flipper with eyeliner
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Vote Angel 2028🏳️‍⚧️ 👉😎👉 @benotafraid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If democrats cant stand up to republicans on the behlaf of trans people(their own citizens), i doubt they'll stand up to ICE on behalf of immigrants.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whoooooo could this be? @rentanylpace.bsky.social 😘
A ballpoint pen drawing of an owl.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fat Finn Friday
Finn the Cat. Oh so fat
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
(1982) archive.org/details/TODA...
3d rendered skeleton on a hilly 3d landscape. in the background is a see through cactus.
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Progresso Soup... Grrrrrrrowl 🫦
Kylie and Candy by the Progresso soup
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
for you
three large beetle grubs in my hand
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good times.
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Rin 🔞 @rintayuun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#transmasc #art
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Julie Eclipse @julieeclipse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doodle dump
A drawing of the brighter Frankenstein.A drawing of a devil's firm.It's hard to watch Spider-Man 1 without Spider-Man 2.I really like the orange mio
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sometimes inspiration strikes after having a conversation about BomberMan with a cute girl on your lunch break. 💣
I'm drawing a bomber man on the back of my hand done with eyeliner.
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molly @mollyfied.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
don't mind if I do
two overlapping signs at the Burlington coat factory that read "GO TOP"
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'know, I hate to be so negative but this movie kinda sucks. And I could forgive a shitty musical as long as the songs are catchy, but... they ain't.
The poster for the crappy sequel to Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment.
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[threateningly] women can do anything
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Schlockluster Video @schlocklustervideo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remembering The Screaming Skull star Peggy Webber on the anniversary of her birth. . R.I.P. (1925 - 2026)
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Velcro Candy @velcrocandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They want more now. They want much more. They want more than you could ever give.
A gel pen and sharpie drawing of The Phantom of The Paradise
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