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John Cutting

@fortunasaga.com
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Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, bisexual dad, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs. Chaotic Neutral; He/Him #LostNoise #spritecomic www.fortunasaga.com

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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 19h
it's time for playoff baseball
Graraggggllll!" 

-Sal Frelick, making the weirdest double play of all time. He looks like a troll covering the One ring
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 17/10/2024
I'll raise you this version
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
I can't even make a joke more absurd than what these techbro sociopaths will try with full earnestness the next day...
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Wife: Eventually your stomach is going to punish you for eating those super spicy Korean noodles Me:
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
Bostonian transplants
Tesla with a California plate of "CAWFEEE"
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026
we’re gonna beat the cute little animated avatar to death with hammers sorry
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
I call it Super I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E
Team America world police intelligence computer that's just a map of the world with an emoji on it
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 24/09/2026
I felt compelled to sketch up a mascot for my futuristic Olympiad game in development. So, please take a moment to say hello to Tock! Designed to observe, celebrate, and preserve every moment of Chronolympic competition, Tock is always watching for extraordinary achievement!
You can see my sprite artist insticts at work here with three differ poses of Tock, an anthropomorphic camera with arms and legs and a gold, silver, bronze pedastal sticking out of his head. Tock loves you. You must love Tock.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 24/09/2026
All gave some Some...all gave?
An American flag mocked up to celebrate?... That's a weird thing to celebrate, but let's go with honor... 9/11 and it has the poorly proof read slogan, "All gave some, some all gave." It doesn't matter which direction you read it, it's wrong.  We will never forget to proofread.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 24/09/2026
GNU Terry Pratchett. He wrote something really wonderful that people of any age can enjoy. If you haven't tried out the #discworld novels yet, I highly encourage it. Reading them again was like catching up with an old friend. It was a delight.
Libby screenshot showing the end of the Shepard's Crown by Terry Pratchett.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 21/09/2026
Nearing the end of my #discworld reread.
Screenshot of the audiobook cover of Terry Pratchett's "The Shepherd's Crown".
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 21/09/2026
Chronos from Hades II with a speech bubble
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Solaris Books @solarisbooks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yoon Ha Lee makes a triumphant return to space opera with CODE AND CODEX, a new standalone about the power of language and censorship! With SciFiNow, we're delighted to reveal the stunning UK cover designed by Steve Coventry-Panton! buff.ly/j9CTGD9 March 2027. Preorder now: buff.ly/9BiiSCr
Against a blue starred background, the UK book cover for CODE AND CODEX by Yoon Ha Lee.
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Kris Kinsey @kinseyfilmclub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trans athletes have the right to play in sports without concessions. Thats it. Thats the answer. "But it isn't fair that-" Shut up. All athletes have different bodies that help or hinder them in sports. Michael Phelps is a legitimate genetic freak & nobody had an issue.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 19/09/2026
Who do we think the AI czar is going to be? A) Natalie Harp B) Jim Bakker C) Marco Rubio D) Big Balls
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 19/09/2026
Happy #batman day
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𝔄𝔤𝔷𝔇𝔢𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔶🧙MCMLondon @agzdegrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🖌️🖌️🖌️
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 19/09/2026
Random #booksky recommendations: There Is No Antimemetics Division- literally a SCP wiki turned into a whole horror novel. The structure is wonderful and it nails the ending. The Tainted Cup by Robert Bennett- Hideo Kojima was right. This fantasy murder mystery slaps despite some obvious tells
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 19/09/2026
I'm Batman
panel from the Injustice: Gods Among Us comic series. I don't know who the guy with the glowing eyes is, I'm guessing it looks like a robotic Mitt Romney who got into steroids. Anyways, Mitt Romney is asking, "Who are you?" and Batman's responding. "I'm you, but gayer."
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 19/09/2026
🇯🇵😈
Michael Jordan headshot.
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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Green @wordymelt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was just posted yesterday and I have to share it.
youtube.com
Grandad Cyclops Talks about his school days #xmen #xmenedit #xmen97 #marvel #cyclops #xmencomics
YouTube video by Michael Fry (BigDirtyFry)
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
def fish_article(
        self,
        fish_name: str,
    ) -> str:

        first = (
            fish_name[:1]
            .lower()
        )

        return (
            "an"
            if first in {
                "a",
                "e",
                "i",
                "o",
                "u",
            }
            else "a"
        )
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 18/09/2026
We crossed some major milestones today with this game development. I'm so excited about what we can explore through it. It's gonna be wild. Sit tight. www.chronolympics.com
chronolympics.com
Chronolympics — Public Disclosure
Official public disclosures from the Chronolympics. The record is incomplete.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 04/06/2025
Photo of the opening of Pratchett's interesting times

There is a curse. 
They say:
May You Live in Interesting Times
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 16/09/2026
The Olympians are competing in the most stylish event- air pistol- while the gravity is a little bit out of what we would consider normal
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 03/07/2026
Tell him it was me. I was the one that was scattering six-pack rings and plastic forks around his habitat.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 15/09/2026
I'm going to have to purge these athletes because they are battered and damaged beyond repair while stress testing the injury systems, but let's take a moment to appreciate Beautiful Cigarette.
Beautiful Cigarette- a middling athlete from Manhattan Complex who has won 3 medals this Olympiad.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 15/09/2026
My seven year old has been actively resisting learning how to ride a bike without training wheels for years now, but he was invited to a friend's birthday party at a BMX park. So he went from never riding on two wheels to doing wheelies in a single afternoon. Peer pressure is amazing.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 15/09/2026
I missed this puce joke The first time I read Terry Pratchett's "Raising Steam," but its pretty good
Adora Belle could almost read the messages simply by watching the towers, but you had to be very, very fast; and the goblins were even faster than that. And who ever would have thought their eyesight was so discerning? Using the new augmented colour shutter boxes after dark, most human clacks spotters could separate about four or five or maybe even six colours on a very good clear night, but who could have imagined that goblins, fresh out of their caves, would be uncannily able even to identify puce as opposed to pink, while most humans didn't have a clue what a damn puce was

if they saw it?Harry King almost screamed, 'No, no, no! I like you, I

like you a lot, but business is, well, business is business!' Harry's face was now puce with anger. "You don't go and tell anyone that you'll take whatever they want to give you! You bargain, lad. Don't get starry-eyed! You bargain. You bargain hard.'
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 31/08/2026
Sixth Sense, but with Mitch McConnel standing in the background when the boy admits to his mother that he sees dead people.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 14/09/2026
I am really enjoying Motoki's solo work a lot more than his recent output with #MrsGreenApple. It skews darker which is his strength as an artist. The music video here might rely on a bunch of SciFi tropes, but the song slaps and the video is well executed. Give it a watch.
youtu.be
Motoki Ohmori -「灰色」Official MV
YouTube video by 大森元貴 / Motoki Ohmori
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 13/09/2026
Insomnia Portobello
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s all just a lie. I get so annoyed when I hear democrats say “well parents have real concerns…” no they don’t. Real concerns are addressed by knowledge and data. Prejudice is not. If knowledge doesn’t change their position, they’re just bigots.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 13/09/2026
MAKE A BAND EDIBLE: Wu-Tang Flan
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 12/09/2026
I've been working on some event icons for my sports simulator, and I really love this type of work. This is a really easy way to give the events some character. Here is Pummel Horse and Very Uneven Bars.
A gymnast is doing a pommel horse routine on a horse. I might give them boxing gloves later. This is a gymnast swinging on two uneven bars except they are very, very far part. like one is 6 feet above the other.
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Blob Costas @blobcostas.chronolympics.com · 12/09/2026
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 12/09/2026
Wake up, sweetie. New blue dress/white dress just dropped
This image shows a person wearing a black short-sleeved mock-neck top featuring a fuzzy pink graphic of a bunny with a pink ribbon accent
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 12/09/2026
Boooo. Keep the suica penguin
The three candidates to replace the Suica penguin are: a brown squirrel, a purple rabbit and an orange creature carrying a bag with a mole in it. 
They all look depressed or deranged or bothAdorable penguin waving at you
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 10/09/2026
Cyclops from the 1990s version of X-Men with a speech bubble.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 10/09/2026
RP W/ UR HOME RIVER
A river runs through Balmora in morrowind
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 10/09/2026
September 12, 2001 was the first time anyone ever called me a sand n*****
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 17/07/2026
Experience... A classic tale of Christmas!
The auto text saying that it's a classic tale of Christmas instead of a classic tale of crystals which is what I'm assuming she actually said
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 09/09/2026
I miss Blaseball. Therefore...
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 03/09/2025
A little bit of Lela in my life A little bit of Tobin by my side A little bit of Emony is all I need A little bit of Audrid is what I see A little bit of Torias in the sun A little bit of Joran all night long A little bit of Curzon here I am A little bit of Jadzia makes me your man
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 08/09/2026
Working on some anomaly artwork. Can anyone guess what this one is?
A stick figure iconograph of a blue human holding their arms up over an Hydron atom bonded with two oxygen atoms with peacock like feathers of exuberance radiating out
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 08/09/2026
Nathan Fielder looking at someone across from him and saying “Okay. All right. Okay. Good chat.”Nathan fielder looking like he wants to kill himself at a Mets game.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting? Say what you will about the film, but John Malkovich nailed the role of John Malkovich.
static.klipy.com
Leespoons Malkovich
Alt: Malkovich as a cocktail waitress stroking her rack and saying Malkovich Malkovich
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