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Jork Röbln

@robling.bsky.social
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I’m mostly here to form parasocial relationships with my favorite sports podcasters. dawgs n barves

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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social I feel like you would appreciate the man I just saw riding an ebike on the sidewalk up Clairmont wearing a Deion Sanders Cowboys jersey and a trapper hat flapping in the breeze
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
falcons r hyper butt
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
falcons r super butt
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GO FOR A HUNDRED, KIRBY!
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social SPENCER! THERE’S NIGHT HAM IN THE LATEST EPISODE OF TED LASSO!
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Shoutout to the guy with the waxed handlebar mustache walking around the Dekalb Farmer’s Market wearing overalls and no shirt, you live your truth, brother!
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
dear mythbusters please do the king of the hill episode where hank accidentally buys crack and thinks its fish bait and uses it to catch a bunch of fish
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I wonder if the casting director for Silo ever goes “oh god, why did I put Common in this?”
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social I say this with 0 irony: listening to other podcasts makes me appreciate the Fullcast so much more. No drawn out intro music, no weird ambient noises, no cliffhangers before tedious ad reads I skip anyway.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I haven’t seen European countries crush African countries’ spirits this hard since ghjeefjhewdjkddhkkut
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bongo bongo bongo England's losing to the Congo
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I don't know what this says about me as a person, but I just sang my 16-week-old son to sleep with a lullaby version of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
More like Jaxson Fart
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
“Glen Powell can’t be my age, he looks almost 40!” A thought that preceded a terrible realization
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 09/02/2026
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Explaining to my wife that I’m glad we lost because I don’t need to see Georgia lose by three scores to Indiana. I want to see the team of destiny win and enjoy it.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Go Hoosiers
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Not looking forward to the prospect of this game going on longer
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Win or lose, I hate everything about this game.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Didn’t know you could target with your shoulder.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Cash Jones, my favorite player, as I’ve always been saying
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as Mike Bobo loves Cash Jones on third down.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I am now convinced the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social should upload 5-10 minute episodes every couple days all year long.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Justice for Tyler Simmons
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Hm, it’s third down and Cash Jones is on the field. I wonder what Mike Bobo is going to do.
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UGA Nihilist @uganihilist.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
<Long sigh> Do I have to watch this again?
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It’s raining on the Tuesday before thanksgiving so if you’re thinking of driving in the metro Atlanta area; no you’re not
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I have never said a bad word about Cash Jones.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
OH WHAT’S THAT A THIRD DOWN PASS TO CASH JONES WAS SHORT???
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I AM GOING TO DECAPITATE CASH JONES AND THROW HIS HEAD AT MIKE BOBO’S DOOR
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I AM GOING TO DECAPITATE CASH JONES AND THROW HIS HEAD AT MIKE BOBO’S DOOR
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
For the second time ever, Matilda has liked one of my tweets/posts that wasn’t even related to her.
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
The reason nothing is happening in this football game is that each team has like six players from Georgia’s 2021 and 2022 national championship defenses on it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
sure Chauncey Bowens is unstoppable, but have you ever considered Cash Jones' feelings
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
falcons r super butt
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
falcons maybe not butt?
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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Still don't really understand what's going on but go dawgs
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The fact that we’re only down 7 at the half is frankly amazing.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Oh nooooo Auburn scored easily on the first drive, that always means they win the game!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
[clears throat] Georgia is fair catching at their own 3-yard line because they’re just that committed to the grind
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Blake @blakefbradford.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
11 is a QB number only from now on.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So excited to watch Georgia scrap back and take the lead late in the fourth quarter only to watch Alabama immediately reclaim it on the next drive. I love watching this same movie year after year.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Can’t blow a 2 score lead against Bama if you’re down by two scores.
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Did we fucking bring Todd Grantham back or something?
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
falcons r butt
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Jork Röbln @robling.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
It was a surprisingly easy decision to cancel my Disney+ subscription, but then I realized that all of Georgia's games this season are on ABC/ESPN networks. Ethical consumption is hard, y'all.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/09/2025
It’s time to return to the old ways (hard drive full of 240p Simpsons rips from Canadian TV)
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