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One of the teachers did a bit about how shellsuits were the literal spawn of the devil and now banned and we were not to call bumbags bumbags because that was rude, and they were henceforth only to be referred to as funbags, which, if anything, was worse.She was alright until she fell off a horse

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

shirtless before god yell about cocain

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Just A Bastard-Ricardo🤼 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @just-ricardo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sex with me is like pro wrestling. Littered with character-damaging false finishes.

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Blimey O Reilly, start of October is a hell of a lot sooner than I was expecting

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

There seems to be some sort of debate in America as to whether bestiality should be allowed in the FBI. I've not seen it, but I instinctively know that it cannot be more entertaining than the time the House Of Lords had to debate whether stuffing an entire hamster up your arse should be illegal

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I see a Cycling Discourse is happening again. In the old days on Twitter, I had run-ins with racists, nutty American evangelicals, homophobes and death cult dickheads. Never had anything like the level of abuse andhatred as I got when I suggested cyclists use the road,not the fucking pavement.

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Get - and I mean this wholeheartedly - the fuck in!!!!

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Caught up with the last series of Slow Horses. Really interesting to see how they're doing the adaptation, slipping bits in to show that Coe was psych without actually touching Nobody Walks (surprised they didn't given it would have made a fantastic 90 minute film)

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ok, I don't know who's pitching, or planning to, but if anyone is reading this, can we please, please have Tom Brooke

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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last night I dreamt I was an Itinerant drug dealer living on the streets of 80s LA selling music cassette recordings of ITV’s Saturday morning sports show World Of Sport to whippet-thin skateboarders who were getting high on the voice of Dickie Davies. 1/2

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"A box?" "A big, blue one"

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Someone called Britney, someone's nicked her homework #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Guys, even if you've got the save data from the demo, I beseech you , play #onimusha from the start or you'll never understand how much of a chaos imp Musashi actually is

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"nah mate, you can't stick a spike on your helmet"

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Bloody hell, I thought the drought over here was bad

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Guys, if anything ever needed it, this needs an old school point-and-laugh

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Look, I don't get cross about many things, but blokes British, it's spill the BEANS

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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Reddit gets it sometimes

Reddit talking about the norse myth where Loki makes a giant laugh by tying his balls to a goat and the reddit replies are:
Reddit poster one> Is this before or after he gets impregnated by a horse
Poster two> To be fair, he was also a horse at the time
Poster three > She

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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

"I've waited more than 60 years for this, you ginger bitch..."

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Since they always go in threes, the third one needs to be a proper shitter to balance it out a bit

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Come on, this is taking the piss now

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Well that's an absolute shitter

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I've been chucking the bloody Land Of Fiction as a theory for everything for the last 4 years and sods law it's the one time I never see it coming #bigfinish

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm going to shut up about it in a minute, but I can't overemphasise how much hearing Lady Stardust as a 16 year old kicked the arse out of my idea of how gender works

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Also, hands up for a world where the record company says "mate, your album doesn't have a single" and you go away and write Starman overnight and they go "yes this is a hit"

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Can't get my head around how he's still largely doing the Anthony Newley stuff on Hunky Dory and six months later releases Ziggy

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If anyone wasn't sufficiently convinced of Ronson's brilliance, that riff on Andy Warhol is just bonkers

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

As much as I don't care for Rick Wakeman's other stuff, he kicked the absolute arse out of Hunky Dory

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I sometimes wonder how so many people born in the late fifties, who came into the 70s with Bowie feathercuts, who listened to his albums and watched his performances, ended up growing into such cunts

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

When did men coming out in their vests become a thing? Like actual white going under your primary school uniform vests???

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The face when your 11 year old has watched so much Bargain Hunt that he can accurately hallmark a bit of silver

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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

#WhoBore Talk of Doctor Who's bestie Yaz on my timeline this morning. Still strikes me as weird that Dan, a middle-aged Liverpool FC supporter from Anfield, could have travelled through space and time with a South Yorkshire policewoman with it never coming up. Most unrealistic Doctor Who thing ever.

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

First the penguins and now this. Not all ska is 2 Tone (and they were barely that by this point anyway). Who's writing these scripts #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Someone's buggered Wolverine's neck #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Bloody hell, I can't remember DeLonge being this bad live #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I thought we were skipping the ones with the sex offenders #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That penguin error is unforgivable #totp

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Jon @jonnyrev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Odd to hear of an old man being called Darren, but in this, as in many things, Nigel Blackwell was right

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