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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 14h

the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI can't understand why this is so good so AI cannot make good music. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy98...

youtube.com

Beautiful World

YouTube video by Rage Against The Machine - Topic

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mike Johnson, holding America in a headlock, forcing America to slap itself with its own hand: "Keep hitting yourself! Keep hitting yourself!"

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At what point does invasive corporate surveillance and shoving their slop in our faces rise to the level of harassment? Never. I know, I know, but... there should be a point.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of the seminal moments in the downfall of the Klan was the description of a lot of their secret rites and their pageantry in the Superman comic book. The Klan never really recovered. Musk already has his wealth, but this could torpedo his popularity ambition.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

THE COUNCIL OF ELROND Elrond: "Speake nowe, who will carrye the ring to Mordor?" Frodo [lookinge for place on the table to putte hys iced coffee]

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Khajit has vapes if you have dinners.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not today, reply-Satan. Although it was a !@#$in' ZINGER. yeety-deletey

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"All those people not using their insurance are fraudsters." I've seen a lot of comments questioning the intelligence of the administration apparatchiks saying that. You should be questioning their respect for the audience those remarks are aimed at.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The interviewer frowns. You pull a second bag from your pocket. You misinterpret the look the interviewer gives you and pull out a handful of loose Parmesan from your other pocket. You didn't know this but they haven't eaten since dinner last night. You both eat in silence. "You're hired."

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The longer I use my iPhone the more I think it is truly terrible and that progression maps 1:1 with their shitty updates that constantly make everything worse.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think it's more likely these people think they only have to convince enough of the dumbest people alive to stay in power, that they themselves are intelligent and deliberate, and they are using that intelligence to break any government that serves mere regular people. They also respect no one.

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MdDoogie3 @mddoogie3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Every Maine voter *must* read this before November. @propublica.org uncovered that Susan Collins accept hundreds of thousands in bribes from a defense contractor. Trump shut down a criminal investigation into it. And tens of millions of dollars flowed to a contractor that never produced anything.

propublica.org

The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way

After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The GOP kicking 750,000 off of their ACA plans right before the midterms totally seems like they are now in an addictive spiral of "can't help themselves." "Well, we really shouldn't be heartless open sycophants for the ultra wealthy for the next few weeks, but... who can resist a little treat?"

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

where are all the party-of-small-government conservatives and taxpayer money watchdogs on this one? oh right

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social did your push to negotiate a settlement and withdrawal from the merger lawsuit include a yearly contribution to some kind of "bulldoze unhoused people's stuff" fund? You piece of shit.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

this is great but then we can be debbie downer with the true believers and say "and then, THEN, you enslaved it"

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bill Burr stands on a stage. "How many times are they gonna tweet this tweet? They're down to cheese now! I gotta tell ya, I don't really give a !@#$!"

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Step one: See timeline full of trans people explaining how recent signal shifts from dem pols make them feel abandoned and even more insecure and vulnerable. Step two: Ignore all that shit they said, tell them how they obviously need to vote because MY happiness is on the line. That about right?

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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I hate that talking on the internet is just feeding the sky dattys (is that an acceptable term for sky daddies who are actual humans that want our entire existence to live in the cloud so they can scrape it and try to Make Profit)

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

@srslymagenta.bsky.social I saw your repost of the lemon pudding recipe, on a scale of 10.9999 to infinity how much do we love lemon love notes / lemon bars

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reese's Oreo verdict: very yes

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I used to get Andouille brats but have had to get full size horseshoes lately, so I've been cutting bun-sized sections in half and making sandwiches instead of bratdogs and it still works. Kansas City style barbecue sauce and dill relish or pickles. You're welcome for this combo.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Look at the graph for on-highway diesel prices. This is very, very bad. This entire country runs on diesel, and if you think that's not true because you and your job don't, what you and your job do run on come via truck either all the way or last-mile. www.eia.gov/petroleum/ga...

eia.gov

Gasoline and Diesel Fuel Update

Gasoline and diesel fuel prices released weekly.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I agree with this, in theory, and in practice, even! But this also elides self-moderation tools people have at their disposal. Someone being a jerk to you? Mute them. Block them. Problem solved. NOT doing that is a choice and then reporting for harassment for interactions you INVITE... no.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But the man has a point - if the idea of fourteen year olds having full time jobs appeals to you, you can't vote for anyone other than Republicans.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

guys i'm so excited i went into settings on my iphone and this whole time the setting for "make iOS keyboard the absolutely shittiest trash phone keyboard ever" was checked never would have thought to see if that was checked, why is that even a setting Apple?

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

well it finally happened, i got distracted from playing on my phone that was in my hands by trying to remember if i left my phone in the kitchen or not because it had a timer set and would i even hear the timer from here or not or do i need to go get it

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

People are trying to solve for x but wait until they find out her last nine movies were "GODZILLA MINUS 7b+xc=da, SOLVE FOR" I through IX dopes

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm not at all religious, but... somewhere, Barabbas is like "Fucking FINALLY."

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

holy shit this is enraging. second hand yeah yeah but just read this. these poor kids. this poor GENERATION.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A neat thing you can do these days is replace "mainstream media" with "shareholder capital class" and it's the same thing. Of course they are not pointing out how the figurehead conductor of their gravy train is batshit banana pants sundowning 24/7.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Today I am very, very carefully not making the skeet equivalents of walking into a Derry pub and ordering a certain drink. Or the other certain drink.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

ai film-making - slop-motion cinema

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stop putting the fucking Fairness Doctrine on a pedestal. It did fuck all that y'all think it did. 30 or 90 minutes of community access program at 0530 Sunday meant a station could air ANYTHING THEY WANTED THE OTHER 6.99 DAYS. It didn't promote fairness! And you don't want Trump controlling media!

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Open letter to Canada: I am really sorry. I want to say "This will get better." It might even get better, for a time. But then the racists shitweasels that make up half this country will vote in the next "go ahead and say the n-word" asshole and we'll be right back to opportunistic underbusenings.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My favorite part about trying to talk with the evangelists who have fully replaced all their blood with Flavor-Aid is that you're not even talking to them, usually. They are just dutiful little middlemen forwarding what the LLM told them to say and smugly thinking "whatever this says will do it."

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Pro tip: If you're feeling guilty about a fiber deficit, tamales are a great choice. And even if you're not.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ordering frozen spicy chicken patties to be shipped for the first time, a little nervous, but they are supposed to arrive 4am-8am so should avoid the heat and maybe this will come up Milhouse. Also ordered Hawaiian hamburger buns and have dill pickles, mayo, and Texas Pete on hand so if anyone wan

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yeah this sounds pretty good but they're already trialing the 5th generation GLP-1 drug TORNEXI and I'm holding out for that one.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Post a book you read in grade, middle, or high school that you couldn't check out from this library today.

The cover of one of the printings of Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy. It shows a road in rolling plains leading to a city, with a man driving a buggy and a man or woman walking beside it.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Think back to some of the assigned reading you had in, heck, even grade school. Many of those books were NOT in the children's or teen section. This is appalling.

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My new rule is that if I have to spend more than a few seconds pruning to fit all I want into a single reply I just don't make the reply. Shut up dude, no one wants to come to your Ted Talk. You're all welcome. ❤️

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My second word was (ok two words, but a phrase) 'french fry' but I think that's only because my parents didn't do much pizza. If they haaaad... My third word was 'mama'. My first word- NO MORE QUESTIONS THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER

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Onedimental @onedimental.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"If you have any information on these 'friends of Dorothy' please call the tip line."

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