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@disastromatic.bsky.social
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I will not be told where to stand I will not be told what to say Not by man, or machine Not by you, not by anyone tonight Gonna have to do better than fear Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight

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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeehaw, Cowboy!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, nice work by the new guys
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Leafs sure do look like a team that played last night
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Willie may have to do it all this year.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leafs zone entries look about as poor as last year
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which player is now the Large Son on the Leafs? Who is our big excitable boy
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does Knies want out or something? I thought he was kinda important to the Leafs. I didn't pay enough attention last year to remember who Marchenko is.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glad Fluharty got an inning in there. Guy has been important all year.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting the kids to help with the dunks. Perfect.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The final ball has been based. The final home has been runned. The final out has been striked.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charles McAdoo holy shit that's a Big Boy Bat
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now we just need a Varland save to put a cap on it.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where he goes. What a maniac.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Real good of Max Scherzer to give rhe bullpen a rest today.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're watching the sequel to For the Love of the Game.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max is going to empty the tank. He wants the whole game.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, gee. See you around, George.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coincidentally, I am now scouting several MLB parks for opportunities to release wolves.
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Jard @jaredof.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yellowstone has created a genre of Western that sucks, but not in the fun cheesy way If you gotta tell people you're a tough cowboy man, you arnt a rough cowboy man. Which, I guess, is why conservatives love it. Performative tripe
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bene Gesserit: "Put your righte hande yn the box" Me [figuringe out wher to put my iced coffee]
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Painting a deck and picking apples this afternoon, like some rapscallion from a hundred years ago
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
An obscure rule goes in the Blue Jays' favour! As soon as they've been eliminated!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Orioles held the gun, but a hundred other things pulled the trigger.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well Pete Alonso may have just killed the 2026 Blue Jays
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hilarious goal by Raddysh
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They got given an absolute gift of an opponent's starter having to leave way ahead of schedule, and they immediately shit their pants on defense.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A real "Remembering Some Dudes" dude here. Dar Bar Superstar.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Josh Smith got HOPS
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Tigers doing their best to replicate the inspiring 7th inning vs Texas for the Blue Jays
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, sk every result that could have fucked the Blue Jays last night did, huh?
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always harder to get to sleep after a loss than after a win.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New and exciting ways to lose games
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KAZUMAAAAAAAAAAA
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You've torked your last el, son.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Absurd penalties. Hope the refs get a nice gift basket.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Edgerrin Cooper is a magnificent menace.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Christian Watson eats the Viking defense alive.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No pressure or anything, Charles.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dingers. Dingers! DINGERS!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
At long, loving last, Vladdy!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Gimenez Double is a special kind of double.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not much heat, slightly sweet.
A jar of home-made salsa. Yippie Cayenne.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Never give a pitcher an extra day of rest
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kirky boom!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BATEMANIA
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went into the liquor store for one thing and let me tell you that I had to buy a bag
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You feel alright, when you hear the music play.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Imagine what the world might be like if the people in charge of the great powers in play had taken what happened 25 years ago as a sign to seriously reflect on what their vision for a better world was.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We know about the dangers of microplastics but no one talks about the dangers of macroplastics anymore. Someone out there has a toothbrush lodged in his sinuses and you don't care
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