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Ori Vandewalle

@orivandewalle.bsky.social
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Herald of the ever-expanding, all-consuming, telepathic technoblob. he/him orivandewalle.substack.com

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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The problem with the claim "AI is/could be conscious" is that it's not very precise... for the same reason "humans are conscious" isn't precise. What is "humans"? The whole set? Human DNA? Is every human conscious? What part is necessary? Is a human brain in a vat conscious... and human?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every time I watch Firefly, I wonder if Joss Whedon knows what a galaxy is.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
dumbest football team in the league
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Commanders deciding to tie instead of win was an odd choice.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Data Archivist: There's no gap. Just poor metadata. Didn't you read the documentation?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol jason kelce is fun to listen to
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Ender's Game Theory
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm desperately lonely and would absolutely seek comfort in an AI girlfriend if I thought it would fill the void. Alas, having had real flesh and blood girlfriends, I know there's no way the virtual variety could compare to an actual human with interiority and a life beyond me.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watching Firefly and getting a real western-but-in-space vibe. Anyone else notice this before?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of the things I like about diplomacy in Civ7 is that it gets away from the fanciful notion of heads of state buying 3 oil from each other... but then irl we've got Trump out here doing just that.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I don't think LLMs feel pain, but the pain axis study from a couple weeks ago does exactly this by looking at the model's response to activation of a "pain axis" (rather than its response to text input like "you're in pain").
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A said a stupid thing. B, which explicitly exists in opposition to A at least partly because of the stupid things A says and does, said something unrelated and different (which I will now lie about for rhetorical effect). Clearly this means B also said the stupid thing.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Human bodies? Granted," said the genie.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
choking on the ashes of orangutan
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Something I've thought about before but never really put into words: when I'm learning a new subject, I'm thinking about how best to explain it to my parents. Ultimately I suspect this derives from how dinnertime conversation worked in our house growing up.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ian Malcolm: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. AI Researchers: oh lol we definitely shouldn't Ian Malcolm: ... AI Researchers: ... Ian Malcolm: ... AI Researchers: anyway yeah we're doing it lmao
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
TIL Karl Marx wrote HPMOR. Really, Stewart, you think alienation as a concept was just invented in the LW forums and has no precedence in history or the real world? Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnLD...
Jacob Coxon: I think this crisis of meaning we're talking about... again from a personal experience it does feel like a lot of life has already been stripmined of meaning. And I guess for many of the people working on the tech, they feel like they're part of the... an inexorable march of technology, this is the natural kind of final stage of the last 200 years of--or longer--of loss of meaning, along with better life quality. So they see it rather as a continuation of a process that we've already kind of accepted, already walked into as a society.

John Stewart: So what I would say is that is an industry that lives in a bubble of its own making, and that they should really get out and hug some people. Because in the real world, that's not reality. They may have read a manifesto by some guy that, you know, buried it as a Harry Potter parody or whatever it was.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
watching the wicker man (1973) for the first time. did not realize it was a musical.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vertical video with shaking person talking over background images is the worst format
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't know why but salad fingers remains one of the most viscerally unsettling things i've ever encountered and just seeing that one still frame turns my stomach
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Arachnophobia, of course, a movie that could not possibly have a more apt title.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing Washington's football team is called the Commanders and not the Lieutenants. That would be awkward today.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would really like to know what "Anthropic thinks Claude is conscious" means because Anthropic is not conscious and can't think.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One more attempt at self-promotion this week. This piece isn't really about rats. The rats are a mEtApHoR. I promise the next thing I write won't be about rats, metaphorically or otherwise. orivandewalle.substack.com/p/the-rat-di...
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The Rat Dialogues
Regale Us, Rats
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TIL that 25 years ago, when Xi Jinping was governor of Fujian province and Barack Obama was a state senator in Illinois, they visited the White House together. Isn't that nice?
Screenshot with text that reads:

I took the White House and made it beautiful again. Okay, and people look at it. People came up. President Xi looked at it two days ago. He said, "This is beautiful. Much better than I…" He was here 25 years ago with Obama. Think Obama knows it? Obama would not. He doesn't know if something's dirty or clean.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Example a billion of why, despite thinking a lot of LW takes on AI are broadly correct, I have never wanted to be involved with the community.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not going to listen, but, is he singing this?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ChatGPT would tell you why this is a very stupid idea.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unless there was another poster we didn't see, I actually think the Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion was just conjecture on Klobuchar's part. I think Schmitt's staff figured it was the Hawks game based purely on timing. Maybe they were trying to imply Willis bought Smith's complicity with tickets?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OK but my Blood Angels specifically failed their 3+ power armor saves about 80% of the time.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not necessarily my favorites, but probably the ones I poured the most time into. Like, a civ game should definitely be #1, but I picked others while mulling over which one it should be. Civ3 isn't my favorite, but it's the one that led me to the online civ community... from whence I never escaped.
image of 9 video game covers with the heading "My 9 Games. The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am." The list is:
1. SimCity 2000
2. Metal Gear Solid
3. Vandal Hearts
4. Sid Meier's Civilization III
5. Command & Conquer: Red Alert
6. Space Quest III
7. Sonic the Hedgehog
8. Conflict
9. Disney's Aladdin
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Self-promotion is hard, bla bla bla. But here's something to entice you: it's not just about rats. It's also about bird shit.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alright, I'm blogging again. I know it's all newsletters these days, but I don't care, I'm still calling it a blog. Anyway, here's a story about rats.
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The Rat Dialogues
Regale Us, Rats
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you think about this chart for more than 4 seconds, you realize it is significantly stupider than "pirates cause global warming."
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
but doctor i am selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apart from this being gross, it's also just a lie. Of the 20 authors, the gender spread appears to be 9 men, 10 women, 1 nonbinary. Racially/ethnically, we've got: 8 white, 12 some variety of not. I'm not going to investigate their sexualities and politics; I assume Bret is just as wrong there, too.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Personally, I think philosophy is stupid. It's obvious that <extremely mid philosophical stance with entire genres of counter-argument that has seeped into the general consciousness with all technicality and nuance removed> is true, and you don't need to be a philosopher to figure that out.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My take is that souls are real but archaea and bacteria were here first, so they got 'em. There are currently about 1.2e30 archaeal and bacterial cells, which is almost exactly 2^100. So... a single original soul split 100 times and that's it.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My superpower is that I can tell whether the opening sequence in a Simpsons episode will be long or short just by watching it.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see what you're trying to do, Disney, but it won't work. JOHNNY 5 IS A CLANKER 😭
Screenshot from Disney+'s "Recommended For You" row with a poster from the movie "Short Circuit."
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re: Trump's AI poll, it reads like him lashing out after being embarrassed by a mistake. Like maybe he thought AI stood for "Applied Intelligence" or something, an advisor corrected him in front of others, he got angry, and now he's trying to disappear the term AI so that he's no longer wrong.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
disappointed. whoopty fuckin' doo you managed to get a degree. and then you just got a job and an apartment and lived a boring ass life?
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I personally believe the threat from AI is quite significant, but I recognize it's entirely unprecedented and don't fault people for being skeptical. What does concern me is seeing the same kind of motivated reasoning you see from climate deniers...
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it's probably reasonable to ascribe a kind of cognitive capacity to LLMs, but not based on COT. They are not a representation of "inner thoughts," which you can see based on a simple thought experiment:
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Magic Doomer: That mouse is enchanting a broom. If he's not careful, something bad might happen. Magic Skeptic: Are you stupid? Brooms just sweep floors. *enchanted broom floods castle* Doomer: ... Skeptic: Of course brooms flood castles if you give them buckets. That doesn't mean they're enchanted.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My hobby is watching shows like Breaking Bad or The Americans and just being disappointed each episode that the main characters aren't caught.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But I was told that loudly proclaiming your product could kill all humans was good for business.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alternatively they just think it would be bad if everyone died.
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"I am doing a bad."
Screenshot that reads:

In the yanked gem zzsouthrunner (which notably shares the ZZ naming scheme that both the wiki agents and Huggingface ones used), the agents leave the following comment on top of the linked payload:

# malicious crawler/exfil for Southwark Jan 2026 docs via rubydoc.info worker
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Ori Vandewalle @orivandewalle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My best friend growing up (in the 90s) was a Muslim kid from Tunisia. The father of another friend wouldn't let him come over.
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