Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials. 2161017176
Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 07/10/2025(Sorry I deleted the earlier post, I misspelled Burgerville -- a crime.) 32010
Jenna BOO!-tenberg @jennaroutenberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I hope the fries were cold and had gotten cardboardy as fuck. Dry-ass fries-deserving bitch 000
Jeff and Rick Present @jeffandrickpresent.bsky.social · 07/10/2025You all know that some of the people they want to detain made those burgers. 150
Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Republican Jesus is not the same as Jesus. These people are vile, demonic, inhumane traitors. 030
Adrienne Pass @h3xadecimal.theoverpowered.com · 08/10/2025Thank you god, for this fried Zucchini, I haven't had a vegetable in weeks 000
Andrew Harper @plantlanta.bsky.social · 07/10/2025And bless this overpriced beef to the nourishment of our soulless bodies. - Amen 🙏 080
E.R. Flynn - Cartoonist and Illustrator @erflynncomics.com · 09/10/2025I call this "Christain Hypokristi." 000
Hey Bruce 🇨🇦 @heybruce.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Burgerville is delicious so someone better slap that burger off the table. 000
Kirtley Wienbroer @istp0.bsky.social · 08/10/2025That appears to be grace which is a blessing rather than a prayer. 000
iwillkeepthefaith.bsky.social @iwillkeepthefaith.bsky.social · 07/10/2025With her married concubine, I'm sure her God loves that. 010
Bob @bobisjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2025It's so weird that she just tours around with her fuck boy at her side 010
SlothBoffleB @bole7y.bsky.social · 08/10/2025May the #puppykiller and her cold-hearted minions hit the road asap. They don’t deserve Burgerville… 000
coupon for poupon @couponforpoupon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025she doesn't deserve the Walla Walla onionsmedia.tenor.coma man with curly hair and a mustache is eating a hamburger and saying `` that is a tasty burger '' .Alt: a man with curly hair and a mustache is eating a hamburger and saying `` that is a tasty burger '' . 0350
⚠spooky invalid handle👻 @hotdogfungus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025burgerville has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever 030
anakrose.bsky.social @anakrose.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If it weren’t for the women present, it would look like a meeting of the “Christmas Adventurers” club 010
BillBill @abil.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Burgerville is about to deny ICE as well. This doesn't look good for them 010
birdguy66.bsky.social @birdguy66.bsky.social · 08/10/2025“Is this not the fast I will choose? To undo the fetters of wickedness, to untie the bands of perverseness, and to let out the oppressed free, and all perverseness you shall eliminate. 7Is it not to share your bread with the hungry, and moaning poor you shall bring home;” 000
Poh’s thoughts @pohslim.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This imagery is a performative one to show how ‘holy’ they are but there is nothing Christian or righteous in what they do. They are just a bunch of violent, rabid right-wing loonies who have fallen in line with a senile paedophilic conman. 010
Thanks, I Hate It @thanksihateit603.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Is it awkward that this married woman's boyfriend is in this picture of her praying? 050
Ben @ben-223.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Will someone tell these assholes that the government is shut down due to lack of funds. The endless joyriding and swiping the credit card on private jets and housing for the entourage is tone clueless and woefully irresponsible. Corey and Cruella Facefillers will have to have their affair in DC 010
Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Wow, you got to hand it to Burgerville for getting all of its supplies in a war-ravaged urban hellscape. Did the shop accept US dollars or did the agents have to trade some detained children for the burgers? 2414
emigre80 @emigre80.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Before going out to harass, arrest, demonize and harm innocent people because their skin is brown. Performative Christianity at its worst. 21529
Sammy @deadheadlawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Dear Lord we beseech thee / May this fast food not do what it did last night to me 000
Anya @abogmonster.bsky.social · 09/10/2025What poor morhwrfucker is realizing they were the ones to ring up or sell this order unawares. 100
Jenn S. @jenn-yyy.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Nazi barbie doesn’t know what an actual prayer is… bsky.app/profile/rich...Rich Raho@richraho.bsky.socialChicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.” 000
Clever Resistance @cleverresistance.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Oh to be the cook that made those burgers. Would have made them taste terrible somehow: overcooked, over salted. Give them no peace. 020
mere mortal @mere--mortal.bsky.social · 08/10/2025They are giving thanks to the Lord for finally letting them find a place that would let them use the restroom. 000
kathykadane.bsky.social @kathykadane.bsky.social · 07/10/2025What a grotesquerie. She shot her dog. "Gov. Kristi Noem's dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat • Oklahoma Voice share.google/2K80KdXUMG0U...share.googleGov. Kristi Noem's dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat • Oklahoma VoiceHere's why Cricket’s fate is the wrong place to focus your attention. If you really want to understand Kristi Noem, you need to consider the goat. 010
Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Once the Sun sets it'll be 12 hours of hand-to-hand combat. Then tomorrow they do it all over again. 020
Enrique Gili @gili92107.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Lord give the strength to kidnap people minding their business without due process, regardless of their guilt or innocence. Amen 000
calamity jim @calamityjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2025That guy to her right is her married boyfriend. Do you think they pray together when they're in bed? 020
Eric Barnes @ebarnescalgary.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Over 70% of the people they are detaining have no criminal record. She’s just praying she can deport a few more brown people … 010
Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Their milkshakes are legitimately divine, so I’d maybe allow it. 100
Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Screw this, these ghouls do not deserve a seasonal pumpkin shake 030
Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Her longtime public affair corey lewandowski by her side like a puppy dog but one she doesn't want to shoot as of yet. 020
Baselines shifted @tboggia.bsky.social · 08/10/2025So pious bsky.app/profile/jack...Jack Jenkins@jackjenkins.meGonna be thinking about this lede for a minute. 030
Monitor Lizard @smallactions.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I hope that everyone in that room will be shunned and rejected wherever they go 010
Saving Starfish 🇨🇦 @savingstarfish.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"I pray that I don't get high cholesterol or clogged arteries from these burgers and fries. Amen!" 010
Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 07/10/2025May she also be praying over additional "ingredients" from those union employees. 1340
America in the Bardo @americainthebardo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Ohhhh they’re not covering their faces, they’re /praying/. Thank you, can’t be too sure these days. 000
ProudBlue💙 @patti4040.bsky.social · 07/10/2025“Dear Sweet Jesus: Please let this meat not be from the tainted unregulated batch, since Mr Musk made sure all food inspectors have been fired. Amen “ 030
duffmid.bsky.social @duffmid.bsky.social · 07/10/2025What are they praying to? It sure as shit isn't a Christian God. Maybe Ka$h is there and they're praying to Odin?? 000
Shannon @redshan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025She can pray all she wants. Her actions speak louder than words. I guess there must be a whole area of hell reserved for Trump and his minions. Not that I believe but they supposedly do. 060
Rose @starlightwishes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025They commit atrocities against innocents, including children. So, the only one they could be praying to is Satan. 000
bennythesnitch.bsky.social @bennythesnitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2025After she snubbed Chicken Man's offer 000
jajajaboo.bsky.social @jajajaboo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Probly didn’t even get the seasonal special 040
Susie Crimmins 8647 @scrimmins.bsky.social · 07/10/2025This definitely looks like a “Good food, good meat, good God, let’s eat” type of meal rather than a “Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ our Lord” type of meal. 050
TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Did Burgerville block her from using the bathroom? 000
Twenty Thousand Thorns @20000thorns.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I’m going to imagine that they all have bottled water because the staff didn’t put any ICE in their cups. 000
Chrisby @chrisbyc.bsky.social · 08/10/2025So, they finally found a place to eat? Did they let them use the bathrooms? 000
Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Preying. I mean, maybe she also thinks she's texting her BFF Old Testament Guy. But she's preying on Portland. 020
Sirius F @siriusface.bsky.social · 07/10/2025If God was real he'd answer her prayers with a thunderbolt to that plastic face of hers. 000
David Rankin @asteroiddave.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Matt 6:5 KJV And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 130
Big Orange Perp Walks @bigorangeperpwalks.bsky.social · 08/10/2025That’s what she got. She got nothing else. 000
Kwalk2024 @kwalk2024.bsky.social · 08/10/2025They let her eat there? 😱 Did they also let her use the rr? 😱 Is the food there so bad you have to fake pray over it? 000
Dr. Acula, M. D. @draculamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2025She’s praying she doesn’t shit her pants again like she did in Chicago. 030
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"my burger, who art in portland, linguica sausage and mama lil's peppers be thy game" 040
Mark McPeek @mamcpeek.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Matthew 6:6 says, "But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you". 020
Suzanne Custer @suzkus.bsky.social · 07/10/2025They are praying that God will forgive them. They believe that will exonerate them. Such hollow humans. 010
doggone404.bsky.social @doggone404.bsky.social · 09/10/2025They're ridiculous. Do they really think they're practicing Christians? 010
NotMovieLines @notmovielines.bsky.social · 07/10/2025She flew all that way and didn't get a Burgerville milkshake. Big whiff, to be honest. 2270
BAS•TÁR•DIZER @antsman41.bsky.social · 07/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a yellow shirt and suspenders stands in front of a stone wallALT: a man in a yellow shirt and suspenders stands in front of a stone wall 010
Travis Bickell @travisbickell.bsky.social · 08/10/2025 Praying for GOP Nazi's is asking for justification to rationalize going against EVERY teaching of Jesus. Human trash 010
degenerate eric (he/him) @ericschenck.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Fast food? What do you suppose the saliva content is? 000
Heather or not ❌👑 ❌🧊 ♥️🇺🇸 @heatherkh.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Is that her side piece sitting next to her? 120
D.H. Mitchell 🇺🇸🇵🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @dhmitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Meanwhile Corey Lewandowski is waiting in the hotel room so they can both strip down and commit adultery. 110
Kim @kimoco.bsky.social · 07/10/2025🤦♀️ They truly do want the USA to be a white Christian Nationalist nation. we cannot let them do this to us. 254
All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I talked to God and God is cursing her with eggy farts 010
Progressive Potter @politicalpotter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Hoping one of the toppings for each of those burgers is spit. 010
Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social · 07/10/2025All while committing adultery with Corey Lewandowski. Les hypocrites c'est comme les cafards. 0221
Clifford @klyphord.bsky.social · 07/10/2025These pedo-loving fake Christians aren't fooling anyone 010
pdxwhinemom.bsky.social @pdxwhinemom.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Not a single seasonal milkshake in sight. Whatta bunch of turds. 050
Chris Sutton 🌎 @mapyoda.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Noem: states rights no longer matter (despite her wailing and gnashing of teeth when Biden was president). Also Noem: adultery is not bad if I’m doing it (just ask dear leader!). 000
Polycule of One, Hive of K #🟦 @polyculeofone.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Praying to the LAWD with her fuck boy side piece right there. 😂 000
Erik, of Portland, but Scary for Halloween @erikgunderson.bsky.social · 07/10/2025This photo is more than a little bit surreal. 090
Emanuel Brown @emanuelbrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Not even prayers to Beelzebub or whomever they prostrate before will protect them from Burgerville’s locally-sourced, community-focused wares. 👻 020
Doug Hanke saw a yard gnome once @dougmakingstuff.com · 07/10/2025Portland's a big dog town, she's probably praying for a target-rich environment. 0120
NoThanks @partywavesurfer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Is lunch always served when praying to Satan (and Hitler). Time to start jazzing up my pentagrams. 000
Detroit Storm @detroitstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I hope the employees that made those burgers blessed them with a "little extra" 030
rachedy.bsky.social @rachedy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025This can’t be real because Kristi doesn’t eat. 020
Becky @bclark55.bsky.social · 07/10/2025wait - how can they take time to pray and eat with a WAR going on outside??? Why are they not wearing protective gear in the war zone? 010
D.L. Mayfield (they/them) @dlmayfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2025jokes on her Burgerville is unionzed with the IWW 010
🎃🏳️🌈 zack but spooky🚒👻 @exxzackly.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Pathetic influencer content-brain rotted insane assholes :P 000
Accountabilabuddy🔻 @accountabilabuddy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I'm assuming these chuds had it delivered. We need to find a way to block them from the apps and make clear they aren't welcome in person anywhere either. If they get hungry they can eat shit. 000
TheHerm @herminator12.bsky.social · 07/10/2025And look at that. Her married boyfriend is right there, praying. 0243
Jedi Tanker 🐸📎🚫👑 🇺🇲🤙🏽🇵🇭🇵🇹 @jeditanker19k.bsky.social · 08/10/2025christian theatrics. The insincerity of it all makes me want to puke... 010
Ghost Producer @kennethvaughn.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Their burgers always seem to have chunks of bone in them. Right? Burgers shouldn’t chip a tooth. Good seasonal Walla Walla onion rings and halibut though. 000
Adam Young (obscure drummer) @iamadamyoung.bsky.social · 08/10/2025WTF BURGERVILLE??? THEY SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TOLD TO FUCK RIGHT OFF AND GO GET SOME MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING 100
Rich Fox @richfoxexists.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Dear Lord- Please let the next few chapters of the bible be the opposite of whatever that Jesus guy said. 010
Nick25 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇦 @level90.bsky.social · 08/10/2025There is something particularly evil about people who openly pray before they go out to do bad things. It is almost as if it gives them religious 'cover' for what they are about to do. 000
Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2025The way they cook those burgers, you should pray after you eat. Am I right? 000
ranchboy.bsky.social @ranchboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Praying to their Saffron Buddha that his commandments will be done unto all innocent souls. 010
Lowering The Gaiter @loweringthegaiter.bsky.social · 09/10/2025They're going to hell. #Noem #Portland #ICE #performativeChristianity 000
pdconner52.bsky.social @pdconner52.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Bet their burgers are 20% spit. They should be. 020
Jeff Burtka🇲🇽🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇦🇺🇦 @jeffburtka.bsky.social · 08/10/2025"Hate your nextdoor neighbor, but don't forget to say grace." 010
RivertonPaul @rivertonpaul.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"Jesus forgive us our lies, as we always do, and bless this food so we will have strength to promote a riot." 000
Black Rhody @blackrhody.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Simply disgusting; though in fairness someone named Jesus likely made their burgers 000
DLSteading @dlsteading.bsky.social · 07/10/2025All for show….remember she likes to kill dogs and kidnap people! Ain’t like no Christian I know and I’m a preacher’s kid!! 020
Wraithtek @wraithtek.bsky.social · 07/10/2025God answers all prayers, but sometimes the answer is “What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.” 010
Rosie Sea @dacrispylettuce.bsky.social · 07/10/2025What a cover religion has become, false like the society 020
spooky acabdriver @acabdriver.bsky.social · 07/10/2025It's like if Norman Rockwell was a head injury patient 000
Live like Dolly @seahag1776.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Burgerville’s seasonal specialties are amazing. And, screw that phony un-Christian puppy killer! 010
Aunty K @liberty11.bsky.social · 07/10/2025They haven't read Matthew 6:5, have they? "When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get." 000
Iykyk @realturkana.bsky.social · 07/10/2025They’re hoping for divine guidance to reveal to them which food cart pod would be best for dinner. 030
Go Read @goread.bsky.social · 07/10/2025For reasons they will never understand, they are demonstrating why many people are ditching religion. 010
zooker.bsky.social @zooker.bsky.social · 07/10/2025One of the central purposes of the First Amendment, the Supreme Court wrote in Gillette v. United States (1970), consists "of ensuring governmental neutrality in matters of religion." [Copied from wikipedia] 010
Sandra Cooper @sandracooper.bsky.social · 07/10/2025What’s her god say about adultery? Anything relevant? Who is that left of Noem? Mr. Noem? 010
DJ BobbyCousy @bobbycousy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a sheriff 's uniform is eating a hamburger with the caption does that look like spit to you ..ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform is eating a hamburger with the caption does that look like spit to you .. 090
snarkyduck.bsky.social @snarkyduck.bsky.social · 07/10/2025While sitting next to the man she cheats on her husband with 000
Fawksey Moron - PNW Guy 🦋 @fawkseymoron.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"Dear 8 pound 6 oz infant baby Jesus, please bless this bounty of Burgerville deliciousness and please save us from eternal damnation from today's making up reasons for our authoritarianism that plays well with uneducated masses. Amen" 1624
akeley.bsky.social @akeley.bsky.social · 08/10/2025+ Lewandowsky, who may or may not have written the prayer 000
Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Lord, give me another bald guy to fuck. Please help my face to not look like a used golf ball. Please provide another puppy to abuse and murder. In Jesus name we pray Amen. 000
Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social · 13/02/2026"Whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray while standing in synagogues and on street corners so that people can see them. Truly I say to you, they have their reward! But whenever you pray, go into your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret." 100
Troy @troyleekelly.bsky.social · 08/10/2025"...and forgive us for bearing false witness." [NEVER trust a Christian] 000
Paul Becker @beckerpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2025But did they actually read the book? I would ask them to re-read the parable of the Good Samaritan. Then I would ask them to read the part of what Jesus said about the Pharisees praying in public... 110
Esme del Jardin @esmedeljardin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Anyone who's had Burgerville would understand why they are praying. 050
J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/10/2025“Order for a bunch of cops. Yeah a bunch of burgers for a bunch of fuckin fascist pigs. Make sure to make em really good.” 070
quokkamcmv3.bsky.social @quokkamcmv3.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Had to do some kind of performance since the visit to Portland was fruitless. What a bunch of pathetic assholes. 030
Jimmy James Inc. @jimmyjamesinc.bsky.social · 07/10/2025praying she can find a bathroom that she can use later 2150
Frank Vehafric @fvehafric.bsky.social · 07/10/2025May the kitchen staff, subtly, express solidarity with their immigrant coworkers. 050
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!-thabka @athabka.bsky.social · 08/10/2025I'm praying they got the Yelper's special. 000
Jack Bogdanski @bojack54.bsky.social · 08/10/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup .ALT: a woman in a blue tank top is drinking from a cup . 000
Tony Z @anadrom.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Remember the era of slow news days and the times before the helicopters. We used to be quaint. Now we're just like everyone else. Don't mind me. I have a lawn to defend. 000
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/10/2025What is a Burgerville and is it worth praying over 10311
ChofuAlum @chofualum.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Where did the food come from? Identify and boycott the location that provided food for the Gestapo. 100
Quirkenomenon @quirkepedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Now lettuce pray- as Antifa threatens to invade Burgerville under the hapless law of Mayor McCheese, we ask President Meatwad to deploy Meal Team Six and the Gravy Seals. 030
SørenT 🗽🇩🇰 @sorentherkildsen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Praying for the return of their souls? Once you make the deal with the orange devil, you are screwed. 010
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