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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why TF is Bluesky sending me reports now? I'm not an influencer. I don't care about follower count, and if I cared who blocked me, I'd look it up.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

On reddit, they're freaking out that Chavez got renamed to Campesinos. Like threatening not to vote for incumbents over it because they didn't change it back to 39th. Seriously wild. It's a street rename. Save that energy for when the Blazers get millions for luxury boxes.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Don't ask AI for canning advice. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I saw Gloria Steinem speak at a theaty when my eldest was a baby in a sling. My baby made some cooing sound from the balcony that carried, and GS said, "I hear we have children in the audience. If your baby starts to cry, please don't leave. We put up with a lot of ugly industrial sounds...

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Rebel canners are determined to kill their families. Three safety issues here. Can you spot them? Oh, and when someone in the comments pointed out the most obvious, he got scolded by people telling him that they've done this for 40 years blah blah. Enjoy your botulism, I guess.

How are we keeping jars under the water when dry canning potatoes

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/08/2026

You guys ☠️😂

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Facebook canners are worse than Taylor Farms lettuce. This person is going to kill her whole family.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I've been unironically using it for 30+ years along with "howdy." Bite me.

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Mr. Nick Beaudrot @nbeaudrot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oddly specific.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Also fascism is when you think SUVs are too tall for bike and pedestrian safety.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

a homeless guy came by and brian talked to him instead of christine drazen

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rene defaults on his business loans and somehow still manages to make himself the victim because of the sacrifices he made for public service. archive.ph/LTFQp

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The wrong 80 year old again. Third time is a charm?

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Husband: is there a difference between Cajun and Creole? Me: starts with the history of French settlement in Acadia and the politics of the English, moves on to explaining mixed heritage African, European and indigenous groups in Louisiana... Husband: I meant the seasoning blend.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

He's going to invade the bond market?

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I knew she wasn't well, but she's really not well.

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Charles Xavier Van Damme @charlesxavier.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The reason all these people are implying Ossoff is discussing an affair is that an affair is MUCH better for Trump than the truth, that we have a president who is completely checked out and needs someone 24/7 to ensure he doesn't wander off.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

He doesn't want enough big structural changes to prevent another Trump.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

No, your cyber truck doesn't get to excuse itself with an "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" bumper sticker. Even if you weren't paying attention, you saw that design and said, "Yes! This is a very good idea. I am so smart."

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Khanh Pham for Oregon @khanhphamfororegon.com · 12/08/2026

Update from @trimet.org today: Without additional revenue, TriMet's budget deficit will ultimately force the agency to cut in excess of 33% of its total service by 2030 or 2031. This is what a 31% service could look like:

Eliminating 30 of 79 bus lines (38% of bus lines).
Ending weekend service on many bus lines.
Ending service on many bus lines after 9pm.
Shutting down WES Commuter rail system.
MAX frequency goes from 15 mins to 20 mins (3 trains per hour vs 4)
Bus frequent services goes from 15 mins to 17.5 mins.

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Jennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is an emergency, we need our state leaders to act like it. We NEED transit, and improving transit service in the Portland metro supports the entire state because of the economic activity and tax revenue it generates. Fund TriMet!

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Got a push poll for JBE for county chair.

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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 11/08/2026

If anyone knows a member of the Kansas Compliance Crew group, please reach out to Assigned Media -- we would like to do an in-depth interview

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

If you haven't done so already, get your measles titers checked. I did and found out I had no immunity.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What happened in the mid 90s is the DSM-IV and routine screening of kids.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

What an incredibly stupid time to be alive.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Just maced myself out of the kitchen making salsa verde. How's your day been?

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Kaliko Castille @wizkaliko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Looks like Portland Police aren't going to be able to raid PCEF to hire more cops when they can't even hire for the positions they already have open.....sorry about your luck!

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Humboldt neighborhood had a block party, and the weather was nice, and it was all very pleasant. Out by Sweedeedee if you're in the area.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

static.klipy.com

Crazy Rich

Alt: Crazy Rich

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I found out that data center nobody wants is actually being built on imminent domained bits of a friend of mine's old family farm. They sold the farm long ago, but he still thinks his dad is spinning in his grave.

404media.co

Person Opposing Data Center Arrested for Clapping at City Meeting

Police refused to release the arrest report, saying it could "could interfere with ongoing investigative efforts."

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Watching people freak out because the DSA favors replacing the Senate and presidency with a unicameral government and prime minister. Nobody is actually running on that or probably ever actually doing that. Come on, now.

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abdullah @ashihipar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

have to point out that *yes* trust in the CDC is at an all time low, but no its not because of the pandemic -- polling by KFF took a dramatic drop within the 1.5 years of the Trump admin for Dems and Independents. this doesnt mean trust overall didnt drop but the lows aren't because of COVID.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

They've got Blazers and Timbers gear on sale.

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Look who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Guess I'm sleeping to thunder tonight.

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Portland for All @pdxforall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

District 2 Portland City Councilors are hosting a Moda Center Town Hall at the Alberta Abbey on Saturday, July 25 from 11:30 am to 1 pm. RSVP: forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/respon...

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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Hear me out: this is even wilder than it looks. Out in the ag world, Taylor Farms was THE instigator for a lot of the big food safety moves for lettuce over the last 20 years. That's a legacy that just should NOT have ended up like this.

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Jonas Nahm @jonasnahm.com · 21/07/2026

12/ Canada's response is already visible. Exports to non-US markets rose 17% year-over-year, even as exports to the US fell. Ottawa now targets doubling non-US exports by 2035. That's what the leverage is buying — a trading partner rebuilding its economy around not needing you.

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Darkest Timeline @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

For dinner, I made spaghetti al pomodoro using this recipe. It's got four ingredients, and it was the most delicious thing ever, and I'm going to make it every time I've got enough tomatoes:

youtu.be

We're Going Back to Basics

YouTube video by Pasta Grammar

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