@iwriteok.bsky.social I don't know, man, but here are some free slogans and catch-phrases:
Democracy Dies in Darkness (and We Intend to Prove It)
Good Night (and Good Luck Surviving the End Times)
The Best in Bias-confirming Broadcasting
mediocrity extraordinaire, master purveyor of things plebian, lesser manifester of minute abundance, he/him, on stolen Chinook land