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MICHAΞL

@mberns247.bsky.social
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Making a literal difference, metaphorically

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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Leon Simons @leonsimons.com · 06/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING Y-AXIS 🌊🌡📈 Record warm waters in the main El Niño region reached >30°C for the first time in the @noaa.gov Sea Surface Temperature dataset. We've ain't seen nothing yet of the impacts this will have around the world.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"MeshWallet, a gasless USDT wallet serving users of the TRON network..." Do you fucking hear yourself, TechCrunch??
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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk and Tired Bugs Bunny from Carrotblanca
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤮🤮🤮
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who the fuck does he think the constituency is for this limp-dicked do-nothingism? What voting bloc wants this, or him? Who is he doing this for?
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning to Tet McMillan and no one else
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TETsplosion
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally called it
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Went into SNF down 21 with just Tet for me and Jamo for my opponent. Not even halfway into the second quarter and I'm in the lead babyyyyyyyyyy
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Need a big game from Tet and Brad Idzik is calling plays like he wants me to get it 🥰
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ehhhhhh i don't think that's a catch, Dan
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 05/10/2026
This is nuts.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get this man some white cleats for next week please
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna cry like Wayne Huizenga if the Dolphins score here.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Miami Dolphins have scored a Touchdown
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OLLIE GORDOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For the love of god do not waste this red zone trip with Malik Washington gadget plays
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Sam Darnold just beat Khalil Mack with his speed" is a sentence you can hear in 2026 but definitely not 2018
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First CHOP of the season!! 🪓🪓🪓
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Zach @zach13x.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They were two cheeks a part of the same ass the whole time
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolphins absolutely waste fantastic field position. Please stop pretending Malik Washington a versatile skill player! He's an undersized, below average receiver. He's never going to be Deebo Samuel!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please stop trying to make handoffs to Malik Washington a thing. They're never going to be a thing.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sack Sielerrrrr
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just want to say it's really lovely to see the volume of NFL talk on this app these days. SPORTS APP!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolphins and Vikings competing for which offense can be the most ass and everybody is losing
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Highlights from Miami-Minnesota
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Volker Schenk's NFL Penalty Flag Toss
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dolphins pass rush looks alive for the first time all season
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
after seeing that replay i get that it's technically the right call but i think this will incur a moral, spiritual debt on the vikings
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Show us the replay. #JusticeforChrisBell
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE MIAMI DOLPHINS HAVE A LEAD!!!!!!
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
herbert and darnold wiping their ass with the footballs! on tv!
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL Justin Herbert = ass
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Early NFL was electric today. Witching Hour living up to the hype once again
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOL @ Eagles
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
HARVARD HAIL MARY AND LATERAL TO WIN
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Booort @senatorgiggity.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd be super comfortable if I'd done a bunch of horrendous and/or illegal on behalf of my boss who now sounds like Horse_ebooks
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/02/2025
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ theonion.com/nick-si...
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have to imagine Nick Sirianni's shtick will get old fast when they're getting boat raced by 38 year old Case Keenum
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Letting Darnold walk and starting this guy will go down as one of the biggest sliding doors moments in NFL history Hard to imagine the Vikings would not reverse course enthusiastically if it were possible
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No honey, I'm not a bad husband, you're just falling for the CCP's propaganda about me again.
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Spongebob: Ight Imma Head Out Meme
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The scriptwriters cooked this week ngl
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MICHAΞL @mberns247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NOT pass interference
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