hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 22hI’ll say this for Athan Kaliakmanis: kid is getting next to no help from his line, had zero time with the starters, and he still throws a nice ball. 100
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026California's GDP is roughly twice the size of Russia's. 020
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He’s in a high school gym that seats less than 5000. Just an embarrassment to journalism. 1132
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean this is fucking hilarious, but more than anything else it is just terrible advance work. 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Let’s take a gander: - Iran worse than ever -Trump goes (to sleep during meetings) - America 250 vibes were at best indifferent and frequently humiliating - Midterm convention drove GOP polling numbers down - Trump steals money for slain officer funerals to run illegal campaign ads 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it rocks that the loudest voices in my industry are morally vacant cretins 020
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In Marsha’s defense, she is extraordinarily stupid. 010
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“Oh heavens no, I didn’t mean my children. I meant your kids, poors.” 0140
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If this were Biden, the entirety of the White House press would be camped out on the White House lawn screaming at him to answer their questions 24/7. Tapper would be demanding that Biden be dragged from his office in chains. But Trump is their boy, so they're silent. 021
Reposted by hoptimusThe Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...youtu.beBOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funeralsYouTube video by MS NOW 17123491108
Reposted by hoptimusAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor) 41797223531
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this is borderline hostile work environment shit and she should deeply consider suing some people 030
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He'd have an op/ed on the front page of the NYT tomorrow. 020
Reposted by hoptimusSuper Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Russ Vought is a seditionist and should be prosecuted as such. 39222
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@proptermalone.bsky.social let the Great Triage begin 111
Reposted by hoptimuslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 02/10/2026no one loves normalizing right-wing psychos like klein, and inexplicably lots of liberals still treat it as him just being naive despite damned-near 20 years of it 1213422
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026taking guesses now on how the NYT is going to spin this to help Trump 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Herbstreit in particular should be given a choice to resign by 8am tomorrow or be publicly fired at 9am. 031
Reposted by hoptimusMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross. 371033181
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In the early 1960s, the survival rate for acute lymphoblastic leukemia was 4%. Today, the 5y survival rate is roughly 95%. 0133
Reposted by hoptimusMike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not a bad idea. The NFL rightsholders have decided (likely with some Shield nudging) to erase Deshaun Watson's past and reframe him as a comeback figure who we are supposed to root for. He's a piece of shit and everyone contributing to this whitewash should be ashamed of themselves. 711119226
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blocking the prominent hippo themed account. Just constant wrecker shit. 010
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@dicknixon.bsky.social good news and bad news, sir 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pro tip: live your professional life so that you don't have to know what john roberts's ass tastes like 000
Reposted by hoptimusae @aelkus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it's a trash publication and you should block it and anyone it employs 3348
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my man looks like he successfully potty trained at 40 000
Reposted by hoptimusTremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline. 9886274
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comFallout Fallout 4ALT: Fallout Fallout 4 000
Reposted by hoptimusAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Reminder: Cosplay Patton here is 0-1 in wars and he took an L to a B-level power 1862695457
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026help me out here @haydonmp.bsky.social, is genu valgum a significant clinical sign in roombas with significant cardiovascular disease complications 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026again, the core and only competency of the trump 2.0 administration is waging a 24/7 siege on the people of north dakota, who voted for him in droves 000
Reposted by hoptimusan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole" 2942132
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of the most hilarious outcomes here is that Roberts, in attempting to both preserve the court and preserve his interpretation of the proper order, will preserve neither. His name will sit next to Taney’s until the heat death of the universe. 171
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026imagine being so fucking witless and stupid that you open yourself up to amy klobuchar telling you that you don't know ball in front of fucking everyone 2122
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm also a normal person, and i cannot stress this enough: being able to appear literate and demonstrate literacy is a highly transferrable skill, vital in everything from your job to your dating life, please dear god learn how to write and ignore shitheads who tell you it isnt important 100
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bernie attracts the worst fucking people imaginable into his orbit and its why his campaign failed and why he has been largely marginalized in the movement he created and the legislative body he has called home for decades 171
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026literally all of them will get a chance to explain themselves in detail in the NYT op/ed section, just wait 011
Reposted by hoptimusBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Susan Collins was accused of massive bribery and corruption days ago, glad everyone is focused on the important issues 34704117
Reposted by hoptimusAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it. 539159914459
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026he believes he's immune from any kind of legal limit because John Roberts told him so explicitly, and keeps telling him so explicitly 010
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*glances at Kain Medrano* I can think of another one 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Damned either way here- bring him back early, the pundit class calls the team abusive; let him rest, and the pundit class calls Daniels soft and brittle. 000
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Get to at least 52, strip him of all of his committee assignments, get Conor Lamb to run again, and find his wife a good divorce attorney. 030
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026it'll come out later that either one of his sons is a furry or one of his daughters is dating one 030
hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026whether you loved the show or not, he nailed the rolestatic.klipy.comTom Ellis as Lucifer: Uh Huh NodALT: Tom Ellis as Lucifer: Uh Huh Nod 020