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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.

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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grim reaper is a dyslexic idiot
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lakers about to have their Donald Sterling moment.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
WNBA needs PR that’ll troll back and end this: WNBA - strong enough for a man but made for women.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So when is AI supposed to be capable of doing the job of a CEO earning 100M a year?
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 22/07/2026
6 Democrats just voted with the House GOP to pass the NDAA — with a provision to hand over part of the US military to Netanyahu AND Trump’s voter suppression bill (the SAVE Act) attached to it. These 6 Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for betraying their constituents and Democratic voters.
Danny Davis (NC)
Henry Cuellar (TX)
Jared Golden (ME)
Adam Gray (CA)
Vicente Gonzalez (TX)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
An explosive Taylor Farm fart is what this really is.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“….I meant the ones who graduate and receive diplomas from non-liberal universities.”
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Tonight’s speech writer
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How can they disenfranchise you if they don’t know who tf they’re dealing with?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Presidents can pull SS details all willy nilly like🤔
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What did Lindsey Graham and King James have in common?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A dead asshole is still an asshole.
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JudyJaguarianJetta @judyjagurianjetta.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dead ppl getting snap Dead ppl voting Now we have a dead guy in the senate Only 1 of those things is true
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yall shouldn’t eat chicken wings or drumsticks bigger than yo wrists
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Outta make an annual conference to honor a 🦝 with the Clarence Thomas trophy. I nominate Steven A.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
These robber barons are really on some bullshit.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Justice Brown Jackson's argument for birthright citizenship is very moving. I recommend reading it in full. An excerpt with alt-text below. “The Reconstruction Amendments were an anticaste, antisubordination reset for the Nation, not a mere spot treatment for the dark stain of slavery.” — KBJ
Still, most freed Blacks resisted the pressure to self-deport. Instead, many started organizing toward the creation of the kind of Nation the colonizationists opposed—one that guaranteed liberty and justice for all. In the decades leading up to the ratification of the Fourteenth Amendment, Black Americans organized and gathered at more than 600 local and national conventions across the country. There, delegates erected the political and intellectual scaffolding for the Fourteenth Amendment and, later, for the Black Civil Rights Movement more generally. 

Critically for present purposes, these visionaries already understood themselves to be American citizens. “The refrains ‘we are Americans’ and ‘we are citizens’ echoed in conferences throughout the North.” Moreover, “[b]irthright figured importantly” as “delegates frequently characterized their status as that of native-born citizens.” The delegates argued that, as such, they had the requisite allegiance, so, at a minimum, the Federal Government owed them the duty of protection. 

The famed orator Frederick Douglass was one of these delegates. Capturing the spirit of the moment, Douglass proclaimed that Chief Justice Taney—the author of the majority opinion in Dred Scott v. Sandford, 19 How. 393 (1857)—“[could] do many things, but he [could not] … change the essential nature of things.” In the absence of the artificial evils of slavery and racial subordination, Douglass explained, “the glorious birthright of our common humanity, will become the inheritance of all the inhabitants of this highly favored country.”

Do note this: The citizenship thesis of the Colored Conventions was thus not that some new status should be created and conferred on freed Blacks.It was instead that freed Blacks already had a rightful claim to citizenship because they had been born on American soil. After all, the Nation, from its founding, had “boldly proclaim[ed] that all men are born free and equal, and that consequently life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, are inherent in every individual, vested inalienably by natural birthright.” No ideal was more inherently American. Now, “rest[ing their] cause on the republican standard of the revolutionary Fathers,” freed Blacks were “knock[ing] at the doors of the constitution and demand[ing] an entrance.” And “[i]f … asked what evidence [they] bring to sustain [their] qualifications for citizenship, [they would] offer them certificates of … BIRTH and NATIVITY.” Would the Nation live up to its promise?

Such universalist appeals were a conscious choice. Yes, Black Americans had suffered a singular wrong. And yes, they had “fought and bled” for the Union, paying a steep price for their freedom. But the delegates did not rest on these laurels. Rather, they drew upon the moral and political force of the universal principles that were already core to the Nation’s identity.

That bears repeating: Freed Blacks did not advocate for a unique set of rules that catered only to their situation. Nor did they seek to advance their own position relative to, or at the expense and exclusion of, other marginalized groups.Instead, those whose gatherings helped galvanize the push for full equality understood that “[a] diverse origin does not disprove a common nature, nor does it disprove a united destiny.” The firmest foundation for freedom would require an anticaste reset—“both for his sake and for ours”—and would benefit all.

During his U. S. Senate candidacy, Abraham Lincoln developed a similar vision. In the lead-up to the now-famous Lincoln-Douglas debates, Lincoln explained that the promise of liberty and equality in the Declaration of Independence “was held sacred by all, and thought to include all.” Lincoln expressly and intentionally linked the fate of Black Americans and immigrant groups (“among us perhaps half our people who are not descendants at all” of the Founders), and noted that the Nation’s future hinged on a universal definition of citizenship that excluded neither. He explained that the Declaration’s promise that “all men are created equal” was the “electric cord … that links the hearts of patriotic and liberty-loving men together,” regardless of race or descent.

The case was made. First, there was war. And then, the delegates’ (and Lincoln’s) universalist view of citizenship made its mark on the Constitution.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ain’t a goddam thing really amazing no more
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ever notice how the algorithm is designed to advance the slightest disagreement between the culture into a full blown extended edition of family feud?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
At least we had the opportunity to appreciate/enjoy America’s first Black President before they elected this nigga
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So many Black people became educated in the US, the US cuts its own nose by dismantling the Department of Education and killed it for everyone.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I just saw a nigga runnin on the 405 off of La see a nigga blvd😩
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now it’s gone too far. Niggas have proclaimed it’s gay to wash their own asses with their own hands
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This mfer is clutch
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
America playing uno no mercy with itself
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I will assume and I will continue to assume without prejudice. There are two asses in the word assassin and I do not intend to be the deadass.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If AI can be used to exploit Instagram it can also be used to exploit any software. Even the software that runs EVs.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
#OKCYa 🫡
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Lie so much they repurposed a five syllable word to define all of em😩
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Are we convinced AI robots won’t be hacking each other?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This Memorial Day, like many others, I reminisce about my days feeling like a pawn carrying out the will of the most elite businessmen veiled underneath the cloak of democracy and freedom. I often ask myself, which war was “noble?”
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
This “fund” is most likely an advance for another insurrection.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Anonymous sources indicate Chris Hansen has made the short list for U.S. Attorney General. #EpsteinFiles
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Written on a cardboard sign held by an person with tattered clothing near a freeway exit: “Hi! I am running for Congress to make your family’s life better. If you like this message send your money to this link _____.”
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Muhfuckin mighty frigid ass day when a high profile somebody close to the President on suicide watch under 24/7 surveillance kills himself and the “cell mate” is the only one able to “find” a suicide letter.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Jeff Bezos and Saudi Arabia both bought some culture karma to make us forget who they really are.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Anybody know what a bowmoo is?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#blacksky Always wondered why we never heard of a black lie being told.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If J6 was a peaceful protest then what is an “assassination” attempt?
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
REGULATORS…..
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I remember the day I discovered that I, my mother’s son, was also in love with watching a staged drama called pro wrestling not unlike my mother who watched and got her whole being wrapped around the plot of what had happened on All My Chirren.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
America
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Whales Tail 1997-2005
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
J.D. Vance, Steve and Jared negotiating who’s gonna take the L
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three spider-man are standing in a room with the hashtag #spiderverse on the bottom right
ALT: three spider-man are standing in a room with the hashtag #spiderverse on the bottom right
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Men in prison and boys who’ve become men after being SA’d during church or BSOA still don’t report it for the same reasons why women neglect to report it.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How tf do you go about fucking the country up and somehow manage to fuck up the fuckings up?
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a woman in a red bandana is making a funny face and saying you are so dumb .
ALT: a woman in a red bandana is making a funny face and saying you are so dumb .
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Trans population is gonna increase tenfold. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US plans to automatically register young men for military draft
The proposed new rule would end decades of mandatory self-registration for Selective Service in the US.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
phys.org/news/2026-03... So every starship tryna get past earth’s orbit has to also dodge 1M satellites? Mars my ass.
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A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky—for everyone on Earth
More than 10,000 Starlink satellites currently orbit Earth. We see them crawling across dark skies, no matter how remote our location, and streaking through images from research telescopes.
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A hoecake
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crème dé la colon @chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He ain’t dead but if we all send Melania condolences and flowers before celebrating in the streets it might help his BP get to 5 hunnard.
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