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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 1h

I think a homie of mine should see this beer glass. It looks like one his Grandma left him.

Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 2h

Everyone is talking about Pete Hegseth being a drunk but nobody is talking about what kind of weird religious dickhead some people become when alcohol is no longer their guiding light. Some awful drunks make just as awful sober people. Not knowing how to be a human leads to drunkenness sometimes

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 7h

Taking an iced coffee to a job interview sounds crazy. I'm not going to let somebody exploit my labor.

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Sips Tea Stephen A Smith

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 8h

Gratuitous Canadian Imports...🇨🇦 Tariffs will not stop me from owning the world's best moccasins. Only the finest LLB shearlings for my toe beans.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The only explanation for shoulder pads coming back has to be fascism. It couldn't be anything else.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In completely wholesome and stupid news, I am very happy for the season premiere of America's funniest home videos tonight. It's the most vanilla entertainment I participate in. More vanilla than Ted Lasso even.

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Betty Crocker Whipped Vanilla Frosting

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

garbage week is garbage, getting high and ordering pizza.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Almost cried in front of the weed shop lady. She always asks about my dog. 🔪🫤

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I voted today. I went to the county elections office and voted because I have to go out of town soon and I'm not taking any chances on these Fascist Fuckheads.

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Barack Obama: I Just Voted

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay. Still waiting on a few parts and pieces but I think you get the basic idea here. Push the red button on the pizza box to get a giant ball of flame.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

2017. Before the major bus renovations and before I wore glasses 24/7. This property burned in the Riverside fire in 2020. The school bus is still kicking though.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I hate the Counting Crows but I do love Camp Miasma. ...so I'll sing along but there has to be blood flying everywhere.

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The Shining: Blood Elevator

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I lost my healthcare, I can't afford gas, and I can't sleep due to the hum of the data center across the street. But at least Trump is pressing forward with dismantling the International Criminal Court.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe somebody could loop this and make a song.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm off the burgers until confidence improves that they're not putting ground up immigrants in the fast food.

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Vault Boy: Breakfast Be Like Skull

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I like my men how I like my ponytail. High as fuck and touching my butt.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This grief thing is sure... doing its thing today.

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Morgan @geekstress.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I just gotta say that a call for accountability from the Portland Police Association is like an anti-hoarding PSA delivered by Scrooge McDuck.

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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it's frieday! what treasures will i find today, buy one get one day?

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I keep not drinking even though I'm allowed to. Like 11 weeks now. It's kind of hard and nobody wants to give me a medal. I'm internalizing that.

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Pizza Johnny @pizzajohnny.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I like my beer cold, my music loud and my Florida hurricanes devastating. This map is not an accurate representation of the territory or conditions. Few are.