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Ryan Carson

@rycarson.bsky.social
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Attorney in Seattle. That’s my cat, Manny. He only looks annoyed, but really he’s a pretty mellow dude.

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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About data centers: no one is better at NIMBYism than Americans--the undisputed world champions. They've had a rough few years b/c housing crisis discourse. But now, when we need them most, our heroes of endless process, public comment periods, and NEPA/SEPA impact statements have returned.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The mashup I need to see in the world is Rosemary from Widow's Bay going over the genealogy of the Targaryens. Dead baby, dead baby, dead baby, lesbian, bastard....
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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You're Alive Amazed: Marty McFly's Reaction
Alt: You're Alive Amazed: Marty McFly's Reaction
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like I'm expected to give birth to a live dragon.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don't say.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought he was supposed to show up for work today.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Never have I wanted something to be real more than this.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All those posts calling people conspiracy theorists for saying McConnell is dead are aging like milk.
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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everything the most vicious critics ever said about the Republican Party has been proven true by Trump and yet no one has upgraded them from critics to experts
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Nicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton
dolly parton new yorker cover
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The hippie-punching will continue until morale improves.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"You'll receive the Order of Lenin for this, Captain." RIP Tim Curry.
Tim Curry in the Hunt for Red October. The scene depicted occurs after Captain Ramius orders his submariners to abandon ship.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been rewatching Game of Thrones, and wow, Season 2 is all killer no filler.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Siddhartha Mitter @siddharthamitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's no right answer ofc, but if I were trying to mark phases I'd say the inflection point is Reagan's election, 1980; collapse stage is 2003-08 (Iraq invasion, Katrina, financial crisis); and now is the long necropolitical aftermath of spreading dehumanization and plunder in the rubble
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cult of Personality is an anachronism with no relevance to modern life, certainly, but it still slaps.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These people taking umbrage at the Natalie Harp comment are just feeding into @dennycarter.bsky.social 's vast media empire/content factory.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Loving that some establishment Democrats have resorted to saying, you know, Laura Loomer and Richard Hanania are making some good points. Listen. To. Your. Fucking. Self.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I honestly love reborn Aegon with no more fucks to give.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Daily reminder that we live in hell now. Oil changes at Jiffy Lube cost $150.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We did it, guys! Stagflation, Iran, We just need a little disco and some big shoulder pads and 1980 is back!
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Happy quarter century anniversary to this brief that President Bush read and subsequently did nothing about: nsarchive2.gwu.edu/NSAEBB/NSAEB...
nsarchive2.gwu.edu
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
But how will we pay for it?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My Facebook feed is being force fed with so many lies and misinformation about Dr. Fauci. Simply ridiculous that persists, and exhibit A as to how Meta is running a cesspool of lies over there.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That bear was sent out to clean.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 15/07/2026
Naïve to think he was ever going to end ICE traffic stops. He LIKES that his secret police force can do whatever they want with no repercussions. The cruelty is the point.
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David S. Cohen @dsc250.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This one hits hard. He was my window into another universe when I was in high school. I'd stay up late Sundays to watch the show and learn. And the music he introduced me to is still my soundtrack. post-punk.com/dave-kendall...
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Dave Kendall, Creator and Host of MTV's 120 Minutes, Has Passed Away — Post-Punk.com
Dave Kendall, the music journalist, producer and broadcaster who created MTV’s landmark alternative-music program 120 Minutes and became its defining early host, has died. Former 120 Minutes host Matt...
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That's it, no more crunchwraps for me. I'll just have to go back to the bean burritos and quesadillas to avoid GI distress. Also: bring back the Enchirito, cowards.
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Jason Wilson @jasonaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Profoundly shocked to read that Taco Bell is implicated in the production of explosive diarrhea www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
washingtonpost.com
Authorities investigate Taco Bell and lettuce as cyclosporiasis outbreak surges
Authorities have not yet identified a produce grower or supplier responsible for the outbreak that has hospitalized more than 80 people.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/11/2023
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I had the privilege of working with Senator Dracula on my bill offering tax cuts to family-owned mortuaries. While we disagreed on much and his horrible embrace has left me unable to endure sunlight, I'll always remember his amusing little jokes about exsanguinating my staff.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.
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Jarrett Walker @humantransit.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The 'capitalism vs socialism' war is a waste of human effort and a perversion of human aspirations. Both capitalism and socialism are *tools* that have uses in a successful society, but almost nobody wants to live at the extreme of either one. Don't make tools into gods!
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I realize this is a dog bites man story at this point, but come on. This is disgusting.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can Trump do the speech while holding the American flag, preferably with a metal flagpole in hand.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Supreme Court my ass
Supreme Court my ass
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Salomé Viljoen @salome.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
folks said it couldn't be done, but they did it, they invented anti-woke living constitutionalism
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I guess it would be our bedroom furniture, which was handed down by my wife's grandmother? Must be at least 50 years old. Does that count as an object?
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PalMD @palmd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We need to figure out how to get @kenwhite.bsky.social back! Free PopeHat! @bsky.app
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Honestly, it will be super impressive if Spurs manage to make game five competitive after that.
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
here's to Kim and Kelley Deal at 65
Deal sisters in their HS yearbook"Cannonball" era Breederslate 2010s Breeders
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I guess my take on Platner is this: does anyone really believe that the cadre of Democratic politicians that ushered in the New Deal, the Great Society, and civil rights legislation during the Dems ~60 year run of House control, didn't contain dudes just like him?
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Gen X, forgotten again. Where's our cover?
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Ryan Carson @rycarson.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cornyn voted to acquit Trump in both impeachment trials. Loyalty is a one way street, John!
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I still can't believe I just saw a 7'5 guy take a pull-up 30-foot game-tying three. This is what it must've been like to see a movie in color for the first time.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
“neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.”
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