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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site

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James Lambert @hellofasandwich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just showed this ad to my wife who has no idea who Ken Paxton is, and she asked me: “Does Ken Paxton not want the children to be found?? Is that what they’re trying to say?”

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There’s a guy who shows up to random pickup basketball games and starts refereeing. And sure it’s a funny bit, but he’s also good at it.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026

The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Weird the AI didn’t catch that

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never linger; rightly grow @nlrg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

kinda wild that we as a society decided to designate the left lane as the crime lane where ppl get mad at you for following the law

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On balance I think I prefer the other Odyssey adaptation, magic mike XXL

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison.

“If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.”

Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…

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Greg Pinelo @gregpinelo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Trump's staff trying to get him to leave this Mamdani event, but Trump won't go, wants press.

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Your gas is going to cost too much and you can’t eat hamburgers any more, but … vote for us again.” What a beautiful bumper sticker for a car you have stopped driving.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We gotta seize this dude and all of his enabler’s assets after this. He’s done too much damage. It’s not enough for these people to just sail away from this on a big boat. That’s our boat.

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aheat death of the universe @aheat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Til I am losing money to the grocery store when I buy food. If I stopped buying food I will make money.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Trump: “If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word ‘Deficit’ is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS.”

Trump: Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment! If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word "Deficit" is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS. We are
"carrying" almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer. LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST! President DONALD J.
TRUMP
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 16/09/2026

To be clear - I don’t think this is a sign that voters understand second order effects, I think they’re looking at Trump and going “that guy is clearly full of shit”, which is way worse for him

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026

i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"

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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Voters love it when theyre angry about stuff and this is an incumbent partys pitch in response

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NotMovieLines @notmovielines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now hearing word that Crucifictorious has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay

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NotMovieLines @notmovielines.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Toy makers made a Clavicular Spider-Man figure, apparently

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think the party that controls all branches of government using that power to pick on kids should be considered a bigger disgrace.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026

Guy who famously pays what he owes people who do things for him

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The way to show you're really serious about the deficit is to promise to add a trillion to it for a stunt.

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NotMovieLines @notmovielines.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Watching Ted Lasso like

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/09/2026

Trump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"

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stuart @shwinchester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

why is he warning me he’s the one doing it

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Let’s bring out the classic

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Do u still play chess?. @elonmusk
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I did as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no fog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position, only 2 players, both sides exact same pieces, etc.

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Ben Dowsett @bendowsett.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dave Matthews shows love to Minneapolis for how they've handled the ICE invasion at his show the other night (vid credit: youknownat on IG):

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well, the shop’s never been the same since K-smog and Batboy were caught flipping a grunt in there, has it?

A young woman looks at camera above a headline that reads “Amelia Dimoldenberg to close doors of Chicken Shop Date”

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's not enough to just take this shit down in 2.5 years. We've gotta desecrate it. Flip it over and turn it into a halfpipe. Make the sides of it a dog park so something can piss and shit on it. It's the only way out of this. President AOC, I will make this happen free of charge.

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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/09/2026

Remember this going into the midterms.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Well yeah she's an adult

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 31/08/2026

if this happens, the democratic president should ignore the stay and keep tearing down the buildling

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026

Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Donald J. Trump
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Ranchers and Farmers have always been a number one priority for me. They work very hard, are smart, efficient, and immaculately CLEAN, but for years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly. There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life miserable for our wonderful Farmers and Ranchers, and I can't let that happen, can I? So, in order to break this powerful monopoly, with much of its ownership based outside of the U.S., I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD. This should move quickly. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
President DONALD J. TRUMP

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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2026

most embarassing country in the history of the entire earth

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.

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James Adamczyk @jamesjadamczyk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Weird how people (especially men) who claim to want to protect women’s sports are always so happy to take the spotlight away from the women who are actually playing sports. Fuck Enes Kanter.

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ESC Riley 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦 @royalriley.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Ban this fucking clown from any arena where a WNBA game is being played

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