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Dimlan

@dimlan.bsky.social
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Exhausted from 21st Century life. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Lifelong New Yorker and support the sports teams, yes even the evil ones. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon

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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh that would be unnerving
"Peanuts" by Charles Schulz

Charlie Brown wears a Snoopy mask to scare Snoopy. Snoopy returns in a Charlie Brown shirt and mask.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just in case you're getting a moment of enjoyment out of your day getting lost in a football game, here's a bigoted political ad for a State campaign nowhere near where you live.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only one half of Dumb and Dumber wore the suit
"Dumb and Dumber" orange and blue suits
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well there's the problem. There's a raw milk cheese brand.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facebook continuing to advertise Muse as if it hadn't been revealed that it's some low-paid dude in a third world country pretending to be your computer butler
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I take bad endings or poor latter seasons into consideration but also consider how it felt at a particular moment. Like if "Lost" season 3 blew my mind and gave me great enjoyment while I was watching it then season 7 can't take that away from me.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All of the third-rate sleazebags will scream "we want to cover you, President Trump!" and I will whisper "no"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whoooooaa Guy Fieri!
variety.com
All the Top Shows, Movies and Networks in the Merged Paramount-Warner Bros: ‘Yellowstone,’ ‘Harry Potter,’ ‘Mission: Impossible’ and DC Under One Roof
All the shows, movies, networks and streamers in the Paramount-Warner Bros. merger.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to get into the holiday spirit with "The Gecko That Saved Christmas" on Geico+
variety.com
A Geico Holiday Special? Insurance Giant’s New CMO Widens Spotlight on Entertainment
A Geico Holiday Special? Insurance Giant's New CMO Widens Spotlight on Entertainment
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The biggest "super" bomb since "Supertrain"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things are crazy! Did everyone see the Vikings' QB record chart?
Bluesky Trending

1. NFL Week 2 Sunday games
2. Vikings' QB record chart mocked
3. Yom Kippur observance
4. Trump adds snipers, drones to arch plan
5. Nikole Hannah-Jones on school integration
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looking forward to seeing how yet another institution meant to protect me ends up disappointing me
variety.com
Paramount and California AG Bonta Reportedly in ‘Advanced Talks’ to Settle Antitrust Suit
Paramount Skydance is in "advanced talks" with California Attorney General Rob Bonta to settle the 12-state antitrust suit that's holding up its takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, the WSJ reported.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Taskmaster UK" (most seasons including current season) and "Taskmaster Australia" (latest season) are on Hulu, for anyone that hasn't discovered it and needs joy
"Taskmaster UK""Taskmaster Australia"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Bowery Boys' silence speaks volumes
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of many great disappointments the last 5 years has been seeing friends and co-workers who are otherwise socially conscious continuing to use Facebook and Twitter
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spoilers for "Avengers: Doomsday"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yep, this all checks out
variety.com
‘Entourage’ Stars Jeremy Piven and Adrian Grenier Reunite on Screen After 11 Years in Ad for Jake Paul’s Gambling App Betr (EXCLUSIVE)
'Entourage' stars Jeremy Piven and Adrian Grenier (who played Ari and Vince) reunite after more than a decade in an ad for Jake Paul's Betr app.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Homer Simpson's brain: "Money can buy many deaths of my enemies"
Homer: "Explain how"
Honer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...And suddenly every day something goes wrong in sports
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finally, a movie will fill in those gaps in The Gospels
Deadline.com article:

Mel Gibson Says ‘The Resurrection’ Will Flesh Out Gaps In The Gospels
By Tom Tapp
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Search function nailed
Bing search for "fiba scores" shows scores from 2023
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Billy from "Family Circus" got to name a chemical compound
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TitanTV listing for "America's Tailgate on CBS"Captain America looking at another Captain America's ass: "That is America's tailgate"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, *Michael* Schumacher. I was wondering why they were ignoring his pre-"Batman Forever" work
Netflix's "Schumacher '94" trailer
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They once had to do an episode in clay because Roseanne refused to come to the set
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TASKMASTER RETURNS TONIGHT! Tune into Channel 4 from 9pm, or on YouTube around the world right after!
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How is he alive with all the drugs he'd been fed to get him on planes.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The day ALF came back
"Doom Patrol #1"

Writer: Darcy Van Poelgeest, Art: Niko Henrichon

A spaceship hoovers up all the neighborhood cats
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I see Dropout's "Game Changer" first 5 seasons are on The Roku Channel (streaming service not actual channel) It's an enjoyable hangout show/prank show/comedy game-show, possibly available for a limited time
"Game Changer" season 5 poster
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
His shows are bad, but I can't agree with this harsh a penalty
A trailer for "Tyler Perry's Doing Life"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wow, Gotham voters must feel really dumb, scared and suckered right now. Thank goodness we'd never elect someone evil in the real World.
"Batman: Bad Seeds Sunset" by Matt Fraction and G. Willow Wilson, art by Guiseppe Camuncoli

Assistant: "But what will happen to the people of Gotham? They elected you. They believed in you"

Poison Ivy: "They're lucky. They have a choice few others will ever get. Leave and be slowly boiled alive by climate change or stay and die a far more merciful death because this change will be swift"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Homer Simpson:

♪ Over on Twitter ♪
♪ Over on Twitter ♪
♪ There'll be no accusations ♪
♪ Just friendly crustaceans ♪
♪ Over on Twitter ♪
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Probably so on-the-nose it's gotta be a homage, in which case I like it
"Mutiny" theater poster modeled after "Die Hard""Die Hard" movie poster
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"It Ends" (2026, dir.: Alex Ullom)
"Boy Meets World" opening credits
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fuck is Google TV recommending me?
Google TV "top pick" is YouTube video "Dwarfs vs. Kids - Who's Stronger" with angry dwarfs facing off against jacked kids
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Daily News predicted the "40-Year-Old Virgin" poster
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Speed 3: There's Something About Bundy"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ohh it's a horse show thing. I thought it was one of those Freedom250 competitions, inspired by "The Long Walk"
TitanTV description:

The Run For A Million
WCBS-DT - 3, 8/22 8:00 PM, 2 HR

Coverage of the fast-paced equestrian competition where riders guide horses through a precise pattern of circles, spins and stops.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He can do it, too. He's already done it to the United States
CNBC headline

Trump threatens ‘Economic D-Day’ for Iran and ‘tremendous’ consequences for its backers
by Anniek Bao and Chloe Taylor
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you're young and aspiring to play in the Major Leagues, I think what you're hoping for is for your Mom to be in a reality show called "Team Moms" to capture this period in your life for posterity
Paramount+ PR found on thefutoncritic

August 18, 2026 - The competition on the field is fierce, but it's nothing compared to the drama in the stands. Team Moms: Baseball premieres Thursday, September 24, exclusively on Paramount+.

From ITV America, Executive Producer Kim Kardashian and Skydance Sports, Team Moms: Baseball follows a group of parents whose sons attend Legendary Prep Academy: a premier baseball training school in Scottsdale, Arizona, dedicated to molding the next generation of star athletes. While the kids compete on the field, the drama unfolds in the stands, where the parents are their children's biggest champions and each other's fiercest critics. Friendships are tested, and rivalries emerge; proving that baseball is more than a game, it's a lifestyle.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not going to kink shame Justice. So long as he gives consent.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'd like to think there's a moment in both movies where they drive by each other
Publicity photos of "The End of Oak Street"and "Coyote vs. acne" where the characters are in cars

From rogerebert.com main page
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Old people I despise 1. Trump 2. Rupert Murdoch 3. Lady in the ChatGPT commercials
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off!
Netflix press-release from thefutoncritic.com

Netflix's "The Altruists" - Date Announcement & First Look

The story of Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline Ellison, two hyper-smart, ambitious young idealists who tried to remake the global financial system in the blink of an eye - before they were accused of stealing $8 billion and became Gen Z's own Bonnie & Clyde.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Starting a rumor that Trump sleeps in a catering cart whenever there's scary thunder and lightning
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
<hopping around like Tom Cruise> I love the Blue Jays! I love 'em I love 'em I love 'em!!!
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well, crap. I already hate the Lakers. And I forbid myself to hate any team more than I hate a team from Boston. So my hatred of the Lakers has no room to grow.
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
1980's Beast Boy was a sex pest
"Teen Titans #21" by Marv Wolfman and George Perez

Butler: Madelyn, do you think you can find Mr. Logan?

Housemaid: Must I? I hate it when he chases me as a green wolf

Butler: Cuff him if he goes wild. Mr. Questor insists he's really quite harmless

Housemaid: I wouldn't call being squeezed by a boa constrictor harmless. Why didn't I listen to momma and become an exotic dancer?
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh right in the feelings
"Fantastic Four #15" by Ryan North and Humberto Ramos

One-person dirigible drifting out over ocean at night. Narration box: "And it was a fantastic life"
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Dimlan @dimlan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I want it to be like "For All Mankind," but the starting point is Aaron Boone doesn't hit the big HR in the 2003 playoffs and so never becomes Yankees manager
variety.com
Netflix Developing New York Yankees Drama Series From Jason Bateman, MLB and Josh Wakely
Netflix is developing a New York Yankees drama series from Jason Bateman, MLB Studios and Josh Wakely.
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