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We’re All Underreacting

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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 2h
How archaic that we are killing someone now who committed her crime 31 years ago, when she was 19. What was the point of the last 31 years? What is the point of doing it after 31 years?
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What can I say? The guy is a genius. Lower MPG with higher gas prices? Oil execs are going to love this. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/c...
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Trump Sharply Scales Back Fuel Economy Rules for New Cars (Gift Article)
The move marked the final step in the administration’s efforts to dismantle policies aimed at speeding the shift to electric vehicles.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you think gas prices are bad now, imagine if Canada nuked Texas and annexed Alaska. Trump prevented that war with tariffs on eggs.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally a poll that seems right.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mitch “the bitch” McConnell, the worlds last living soft shelled turtle man, one of natures most elusive creatures, was spotted in the wild, proving the parasitic humanoid reptile was not eradicated as previously believed.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Perhaps a journalist has the resources to by one, slap it on a guy Trump’s size and put a suit on to see what it looks like. They would at least have a better idea of what to look for. Are there bulges on the hips? Can you see the brackets? Can you hear it? Does it make you walk differently? Etc.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
💥 ICE drag mom & teen daughter out of hospital room—in middle of being treated after car accident. Still wearing hospital gowns. Both victims of car collusion, with asylum case pending in good standing & valid work permit. Grace Calero 39, & Giulianna Carriel 19, from Ecuador.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a scumbag
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Suzanne Vega’s “Luka” peaks at #3 today in 1987. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is exactly why @schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are failing us. We are screaming at the top of our lungs that we need fighters, yet we are stuck here.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They need to show they are fighting for people with detailed policy.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Starving troops unnecessarily should be impeachable. This guy will never be held accountable.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This needs to go viral on the other site
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
That is literally your job under Trump
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Excuse my language, but this should be called #pussygate
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This just in; Trump is a terrified little coward
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I always wondered what happened to the clown from Spawn.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For weeks now, Steven Cheung has been throwing himself on top of every food cart in sight, screaming, “I’ll save you, Mister President!”
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CNN @cnn.com · 12/08/2026
Here are takeaways from Tuesday's primaries. cnn.it/3Sra21q
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The damage being don’t to the uninformed is devastating
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wylddane.bsky.social @wylddane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hope we will be able to take it back. But, on a daily basis, I grow more discouraged.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Was his name Elon?
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is terrifying. I sincerely hope nobody was hurt physically.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The body of a bag of mayonnaise
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sorry for the AI slop, but made me laugh
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES (AI ..but it's so good must share) DAY 02 AUGUST 2026 "THE WIZARD OF WAS" rfkjr..needs a brain trump's little johnson some courage (no cajones) nazi stephen miller needs a heart BRING ME THE EPSTEIN FILES Where's Mitch
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is TACO breaking news though?
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is not art. It’s soulless and meaningless propaganda.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This administration is so bad, even people like me can predict how things will turn out.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fire Hegseth
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Conway is an idiot, but he is right.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
WWIII War between countries of Asia, Africa, and North America. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/07...
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Iran War Live Updates: U.S. and Saudi Arabia Target Iranian Proxies (Gift Article)
The U.S. and Saudi Arabia said they had carried out joint airstrikes on Iranian proxies in Iraq. The Iranian military said it had targeted American military assets in Jordan.
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Susan Perri @perri4health @perri4health.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Having to crowd raise money to help my son with cystic fibrosis pay medical bills, as Trump's war goes on. This is difficult to do , I myself have stage 4 cancer. This GOP is responsible for the deaths of many here and abroad. Thank you @repsuhas.bsky.social cota.org/cotaforteamj...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NYC SMALL BIZ OWNERS ON ZOHRAN: “These people really care about small businesses… They get shit done… I like that he stands for making sure nobody seems to feel marginalized, we all win together… If that’s what socialism is I’m all for it!” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anyone running for president in ‘28 needs to be writing executive orders undoing everything Trump has done now. Then a marathon signing must start immediately after the election.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Iran has closed two major global shipping routes, is bringing Yemen Saudi Arabia, and Qatar into a global conflict. Oil prices are spiraling out of control, and the sack-of-mayo in chief has no plan other than escalation We are literally on the brink of WWIII.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looks like the Trumps are finally doing something about affordability.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How unethical. Creating opportunity for crime, to bait people into committing crime, then punishing them despite the fact the would not have committed the crime if the opportunity was not put in place.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Trump rapes children
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The speaks volumes to how these fuckers think about presidential integrity Vance Downplays Watergate and Compares Himself to Nixon www.nytimes.com/2026/06/26/u...
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Vance Downplays Watergate and Compares Himself to Nixon
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Rapist in the front, racist in the back.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/06...
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Mideast Live Updates: Iranian Forces Say They Closed Strait of Hormuz
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Who is going to play @jonathanswan.bsky.social and @maggienytbot.mirrors.bot in Lin Manuel Miranda’s sequel to Hamilton, #RegimeChange. I hear they already cast Neil Young to play Trump and Haley Joel Osment to play JD.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This summarizes his entire career
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
what's in Donny's peace "deal" with Iran? fuck you for even asking, because Donny's keeping it a secret — which is your first clue that he got played bigtime like the moron he is. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this idiot several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4fPeYqg
Donny is the biggest attention hog in the world — and if there were anything positive in this whatever-it-is he’s agreed to, he’d have held a whole Oval Bordello dog-and-pony show about it. he would have sat behind the Resolute Desk and scrawled his weird klan-hood signature across the thing and then held it up for all to see, while his toadies stood behind him and clapped their hands in unison like trained seals and praised him to high heaven.

and then the narcoleptic old fart factory would have fallen asleep.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Not how I imagined Lindsey would celebrate Pride, but I’m not surprised either.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Comment if you can think of one memorable quote made by Trump during his presidency. One smart sentence in the last decade. Just one. I’ve got nothing.
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We’re All Underreacting @pdxmicroscopy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
What a fucking joke.
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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