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J. Crallo

@jcrallo.bsky.social
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Environmental toxicologist (PhD). Agricultural Science Professional. I do environmental risk assessments within the pesticide realm. Industry man. Former Fired Fed. Occasional shit-poster, amateur cocktail enthusiast. Philly Philly.

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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sounds like ol BigGums should have hired a competent security team that actually listened to professional recommendations. Don’t see how this is the fault of the University at all.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Enormous portion of katsu at my local Korean market, lawdy.
Huge pork katsu covered in red and orange sauce, rice, and salad on a white plate. Probe below plate for size comparison
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yall were wondering what happened to all those wild horses he just sold? Here’s your answer.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Man I haven’t listened to a full Ween album in a few years and I gotta say these dudes fuckin rock. Forgot how much fun these songs are.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Pets are stupid and babies suck, am I right or what?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh neat, giving an entirely sadistic pack of rabid dogs a torture device. That’ll go great.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fuck any and all members of this Administration, and anyone who supports this stupidity.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a fucking abject disgrace and one more reason ever single one of the Trump Administration needs to be brought to heel, and thrown into a dark, deep, dank cell never to emerge again.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer what is ONE absolutely mandatory item it must always include? A lighter than always seems to have just ONE more flick in it.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So when can these guys start selling those shares off?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jonah Hill was never particularly likable, and I for once am thrilled he’s doubling down on being an absolutely obnoxious, oafish git.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
apple.news/ACqwUUhX6SoW... That’s Brad BrowneLLLLLLLLLLLLLL basketball for ya, baby. Can’t retain talent, can’t win in the post. Shoulda fired that chump 10 years ago. #clemson #tigersmbb #acc
apple.news
Clemson basketball's RJ Godfrey will transfer to Arizona, per report — Greenville News
Clemson basketball's Randall Godfrey, who went to court to get an extra year of eligibility, will transfer to Arizona, per a report
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Honestly, I’ll help finance this one.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
President Pedophile has the Declaration of Independence exposed to full light, and is damaging one of the most important documents in United States history.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Phillies, no. Phillies, why.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Elon continues to demonstrate he’s just a shithead Nazi
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Putting this dumb asshole on display for the world to mock is absolutely hilarious. This administration loves to punch itself it the nads.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this more, all of these motherfuckers.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Preach, Rev.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Holy shit Argentina welp that’s the best comeback in WC history.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
More like Mes-see your ass in two years at the next World Cup, Chump amiright??
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So Trump’s gunna try to deport Balogun tomorrow, isn’t he?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium right now #USMT #WorldCup
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Chong Li Bloodsport: Intense Gaze
ALT: Chong Li Bloodsport: Intense Gaze
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th, we bow to no Kings and kill tyrants. With a little bit of work,that enduring Freedom that fascists hate will continue, and we will stomp on the throats of these dim, deplorable, exclusive, and corrupt trash in the coming future to bring this Country back to where it belongs.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They gotta wait til after the holiday to tell us he’s dead because they wouldn’t dare upstage our Disgrace in Chief.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Anyone wanna share a really good hummus recipe with me?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Oh yay exactly what we need. More dark money from the billionaires. Guess we’re really buying these elections now aren’t we? This is going to need immediate reform.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck that. Bigots and cowards wall to wall.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So are we having the “oh thank goodness” 10am drink or the “fuck these corrupt GOP bastards all the way to Hell” 10am drink with these #SCOTUS decisions?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Heyyyyo DR Congo !!!!
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can’t stop won’t stop RockaPhilla Records
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh yeah baby that tracks. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
@atrupar.com Absolutely insane bullshit spewing from CNBC this morning about Fauci and Covid. Sheesh.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wicked match for Curaçao, great job lads.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Operational readiness is for woke-ass leftist losers and commies
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sure will suck to be a billionaire when President AOC smacks that ass with a 60% tax rate baybeeee
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Inevitably, they’re going to dump a shit ton of algaecide in there, far more than label requirements, and it’s going to kill a bunch of birds.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now that I’m back, I can talk about it, but on Monday, I had the opportunity to see Arturo Keller’s complete classic car collection and hollllllly shit the word’s to describe a billion dollar + car collection do not exist.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Nation wide class action lawsuits where each person in the US gets to punch those doofuses one time in the arm, knuckle out.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As summer ramps up and Americans grills are bereft of steaks and burgers, blame Trump, Elon, and the DOGE vermin for one more crime against the Nation
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
www.cbsnews.com/news/fighter... Sounds like this dork just sucks ass at flying fighter jets imo. Great job, Pete, really have the best and brightest in there.
cbsnews.com
Pilot of fighter jet downed over Iran was previously shot down in Kuwaiti friendly fire incident, sources say
About a month after ejecting during the friendly-fire incident, the pilot was on a mission over Iran when his jet was hit by a surface-to-air missile, prompting a daring rescue operation.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Turns out she was actually talking about her white blood cell count.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Former moronic Congressman Jeff Duncan (SC-3) trying to suck a turd out of Dear Donny’s asshole by showing Trump a set of Trump socks. Duncan is a misogynistic, racist, deplorable inbreed piece of shit that frequently cheated on his wife while screaming online about Family Values. He also loved to attack scientists, the poor, immigrants, and anyone that wasn’t a white, Christian male. 

The happiest day of his mother’s life was the day Jeff’s father forgot who Jeff was, followed only by the day she died, so she wouldn’t have to put up with Jeff’s belligerent HeeHaw bullshit and bootlicking, Trumpsucking MAGAfilth any more
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The best part about going on a week long vacation is trying to catch up to the week of missed work, and the consequent stress levels that end up higher than before vacation. Yay!
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Flying through Dublin at 5am so I guess that means Guinness for breakfast?
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Would.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Setting aside that focus groups are stupid, ROFLMAO at how shit Vance is polling.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Straight up been watching dog and cat TikToks for like 2 hours and yknow what this has been a great Friday night.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Strange that Florida, Texas, Tennessee, and who knows how many other states can ram through legislation to change voting districts without any voter input, but a majority decided vote by the people of Virginia gets thrown out. It’s essential to fight these GOP rodent fuckers to the end.
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J. Crallo @jcrallo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
See now THIS is what Rubio should have given the Pope.
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