Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026one of my coworkers was eating sushi, that he MICROWAVED, at 10 am the other day and i think that is a level of unhinged in the workplace that you just have to respect 5640813
David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 13/10/2026I'd have been like, "Bra.... do you even SUSHI?" 010
Happy HalloCEEn🎃 @ceeceeceeceecee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Microwaving fish is a offence you should be fired for, microwaving fish that is meant to be eaten ras is punishable by death. 000
giraffesaredope.bsky.social @giraffesaredope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Did he keep it in the refrigerator until it was time to microwave? 000
Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away. 000
Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 13/10/2026@gothtatertot.bsky.social 010
Summer 🏳️⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Microwaving fish at the office should carry the death penalty. Double death penalty if it's sushi 000
Doc @gnomeandfairy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Breaking this workplace rule AND all the rules of culinary decency…?? In this economy?? 000
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026...man i don't even have a joke for that, what in the *goddamn*- 000
NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026#FukoshimaRoll Thanks, I’ll throw myself outstatic.klipy.comGodzilla's Atomic Breath Emerges from the SeaALT: Godzilla's Atomic Breath Emerges from the Sea 010
Padraig2112 @isomorphism.net · 13/10/2026Challenge them to stuff a 🍩 with microwaved sushi. Maybe dust it with crushed Cheetos 220
Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 6hImportant: youtu.be/EH1byYD0D7o?...youtu.beMicrowaving fish at work is a personality defectYouTube video by Krissychula 141
Wonderful Starfish @wonderfulstarfish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026If it was a vegetable roll, it's just like a messed up stir fry. 000
💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 13/10/20261. I don’t think ur supposed to microwave sushi. It’s sushi. 2. We had a nurse microwave something heavily drenched in fish sauce once. Which is how we discovered that one of the care techs is deathly allergic to fish… 030
Katherine Sale @katherinesale.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bonus points if he ate it while making aggressive eye contact. 140
Hermes Pissmegistus @aleph.bsky.social · 13/10/2026used to work with a guy who would eat oatmeal with yellow mustard, maybe they’re related 100
Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Stompin out the stomach bugs Leftover sushi is shady af 000
HeadhunterSully @headhuntersully.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Dayum microwaving fish in the work mic oven should be in any firm's onboarding policies as ground instant vaporizationstatic.klipy.comBilly Butcher Unleashes Laser EyesALT: Billy Butcher Unleashes Laser Eyes 000
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026did u call in a CIMT/psych consult? this is concerning. 2160
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 13/10/2026definitely has bodies buried in the backyard. im shook 000
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026George is wrong to do that but in a fascinating sort of way. 030
Tammaye @tammaye.com · 13/10/2026had a coworker open up a smoked duck dish two feet from me while describing how she had to use gloves at home to prepare it — my nostrils flaring may have conveyed my horror 000
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I gotta know if he cleaned the microwave afterwards because smelling cooked sushi through the rest of the day sounds like a way to make this more insane 030
AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Maybe the rice was hard so he popped it in for 12-15 seconds so as to soften it up after hardening in the fridge. Or was it for like a minute+? 000
R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 13/10/2026bsky.app/profile/raal...R. A. Allen@raallen87.bsky.socialWho is eating hospital shrimp? WHO? 040
rynther @rynther.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Microwaving sushi is a food crime. But I can respect the "fuck all these people" energy. 000
Jeff (no, the I Scare because I Care one) @jeff-notheotherone.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Son saw a doctor eating turkey that was on a tray but sitting on top of the trash. It had been in the breakroom most of the day till someone set it there & doc just said ‘hey it’s still good, not technically IN the garbage’ 100
somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I don’t know how the fire extinguisher fell off the wall and hit him over the head. 🤷♀️ 100
Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 13/10/2026He. Microwaved? Sushi??? Like are you sure it was definitely sushi he put in the microwave? Any chance it was something else that just looked like sushi from a distance? Any possibility at all this man did not actually microwave sushi? 100
✨Ethereal Edie✨ 2.5k @goddessedie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it’s wild what happens when people are simply that unbothered 000
📼 Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I bought some frozen sushi at Aldi that you're supposed to let thaw or defrost in a microwave, but I ended up finally throwing it out. Life's too short for microwave sushi 010
asofel.bsky.social @asofel.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Is it still sushi when it comes out of the microwave? 000
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