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spitting off the edge of the world kill your darlings. fuck AI one half of @bozemart.bsky.social 🫟 📍 ATX 🇵🇸🍉 linktr.ee/nansome

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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 1h
everyone
Marlboro reds box with the words "please shut the fuck up"
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 16h
I need everyone to just be NORMAL today
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 21h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
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airhorse @airhorse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the purpose of art is to remind me and me alone where I left my keys
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 23h
it's incredibly strong but the dry-down smells like black pepper, bandages, and antiseptic. burning leaves. and the most unpleasant parts of petrichor and rotting wood? it's spicy and stale and aggressive and sad. I can't stop smelling it, it's so confusing
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
a perfume for the Unprecedented Times we find ourselves in
a 5ml bottle of the scent "Inexcusable Evil" by Toskovat, hand-decanted and independently rebottled by ScentSplit
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what is WITH these women who HATE their daughters
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/09/2025
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/10/2026
i challenge you to explain whatever insane thing that is vexing you online today to a loved one. as you talk, remind yourself that you have a fixed amount of time together on this earth with them
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not trying to engage in 'good times make weak men' discourse or even make reference to learned helplessness here, but man, if hard times come to America, people are gonna die off in droves because they've lived entire lives based on the idea that the world is a customer service interaction
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how much is YouTube Red, if I have to see another fuckass AI slop political ad about James Talarico mandating sex change surgery for children I'm going to be on the news
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c bear @hibiscus-cranberry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 07/10/2026
Anyway, if you have to cut off family, I know damn good and well that it wasn't done casually. Speaking as a Mom--do what you have to, to live your live with as much peace and happiness as you can. Your parents ought to want that for you, it's not your fault if they don't.
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🔞fito-telmata @fito-telmata.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/10/2026
my pal @transtristecito.bsky.social needs 120 USD to get back into housing. He's been unhoused for quite some time and as a trans Latino man he is in danger of 🧊. Please help him out!!!!!
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the toddler upstairs is galloping around the apartment and absolutely SCREECHING at the top of his lungs, I love apartment living
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it is supremely fucked up to go out of town for a thing you've had planned for two years and come back to find your job has flat-out replaced you
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/10/2026
One of those panels you spend all day regretting you thought of it
A large tent with a lot of chairs. A LOT.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
having spent time in Odessa, this seems about right
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I got some of that Sol de Janeiro body cream that smells like Cheirosa 40 and I'm a different person now 💅✨💕
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 06/10/2026
No one wants to hear this but video games are the gym of the mind
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Lee Cronin's: Xaqula @xaq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I love Magic!" Bibberty exclaims as I nestle him into the box. "This is my favorite illusion" he whispers, "I won't say anything about the other person pretending to be the legs." I wink at him & give him a playful "shh" gesture as I close the box and lock it. The saw is jagged and rusty.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's finally summer, yippee!" Bibberty shouts, giggling as I drop him into the blue water. I sit in a plastic chair and crack a cider. "Do you want to see how long I can hold my breath?" he says excitedly, his eyes bright. "Sure buddy," I sigh, fingering the switch for the automatic pool cover.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is Pulitzer prizewinning writing
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just read the synopsis for Whalefall and love you Austin Abrams but thanks so much I'm good on allllllllllllll that
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The "tolerant left" wants Hulkamania to run wild on YOUR family
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love how AMC was struggling for a while but then some millennial in their product department was like "you know what people love? some collectible trash" and suddenly we're back in the Golden Age of cinema!
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just got a pedicure, who wants feet pics
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Out With A BOOOOOOO @outwithabrew.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
homework from my therapist was "do nothing except self care" I hope you're proud doc
my feet in a pedicure bath, my hand in frame holding a small glass of white wine
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
stop posting AI slop into my feeeeeeeed 🔪
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ren faire @lathrys.at · 04/09/2026
yeah idk girl maybe living, breathing humans should be afforded deference and dignity and control over themselves as a basic universal right and maybe that has nothing at all to do with the little guys in the machine and maybe you have an extremely deflationary idea of what kind of thing a person is
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Alarm set for 6 hours and 22 minutes from now" hey can you shut the fuck up
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
man, something's got to change
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
apartment therapy
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megalopolis was all of these things too my guy
Variety headline for article by Tanya Fedak reading, Guillermo Del Toro Defends 'Digger,' Calls the Film 'Daring, Bold and Cinematically Complex'
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have painted with my own blood on cardboard and I will do it again
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m on social media for 2 reasons 1. All my friends are here 2. This is where I learn about food recalls
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Beatrijs Brouwer @beastlyworlds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A busy stall of flowers to wish you a very happy Easter / bank holiday weekend! 🌷✨ I painted this serious-about-plants tapir recently using gouache, something I’ve been wanting to use more of 🎨🖌️
A tapir wearing an apron and some serious side eye, standing behind a bright stall stacked with colourful plants and flowers.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am constantly saying this, you can't get me to stop saying it
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still think this represents a key factor to Stardew Valley’s success as a thing created by mostly one person. To be a guy who finds one jacket he likes and buys at least 9 copies of it, then to flex this use of his new wealth. It just shows an admirable focus on a single thing you really fuck with.
Tweet from Stardew Valley the creator showing that he bought at least 9 copies of the same jacket.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“you just don’t understand ai” do i really need to understand how it works to know that it’s making people dumber and more insane
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanna be her friend, she seems like a great time
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also stop the repulsive grandiosity and smug threats about your product. I’m gonna be left behind? What the fuck are you even talking about? I don’t care! I’m old and have plenty to do and don’t want to follow your parade of lazy shitheads! I don’t know enough about it? Yes I do! You failed.
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garlic (dream they/them evil) @childlessgambino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me, tossing the blue one into a mortar and pestle and grinding it into a fine paste I will use for acrylic paint, unbothered by their little wails of pain. the others watch from nearby and scream and jiggle in horror as they hold each other, weeping. I smile serenely, reaching for a citrus reamer
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ultimately I think human authorship is impoetant, even if AI tools are part of the process. (Part of, not the start and finish)
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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