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Dexter Methorphan

@grower.bsky.social
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The one and only. You've probably got bootlegs of my music somewhere in your closet

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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
My poor wife is even sicker than she was a week ago Freakin plague I tell you I’m finally not coughing constantly after just under 4 weeks… still out of breath tho Had to have been covid or rsv
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 7h
IM A GOD LOOK AT THIS DROP
A tree dropped perfectly between my house and an arbor
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 8h
WOOD CHIPPER
Wood chipper hell yeah
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 9h
Smoke break before more Paul Bunyan shit heLL YEEEEEEAAARGH
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 10h
Every time there is another shooting from a shock trooper I ask myself which won is gonna spark the riot that spreads across the land Surely we can’t be far off
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 11h
Imagine a world where doctors who do gross malpractice didn't lose their licenses and could simply move to the next town over what if lawyers never got disbarred and could work in every state even if they were convicted criminals imagine teachers who never lost their licences and again, kept working
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I-TEAM: Officer with history of arrests renews certification, back on patrol
An officer who was arrested twice while serving as a law enforcement officer in East Feliciana Parish has renewed his police certification and is back patrolling the streets, the WAFB I-TEAM uncovered...
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 10h
MotoGP weekend at a bad track for Marc Marquez Somehow though, I think he’s gonna pull it off because bad luck at a track can only last so long #MotoGP
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 10h
Who up chippin wood today?
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 10h
Other growers are doing it wrong in your city! Watching one dude over water his seedlings every single day Seedlings are best done with a spray bottle…
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 10h
I’ll be doing a live reaction video on twitch
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 12h
Nasal spray flavored boogers
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its safe to use the chainsaw with nobody home right?
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"find yourself a nice college girl and settle down" was my advice as he stepped onto the train
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶Anxiety, hostility towards the opposition Anxiety, hostility towards the opposition🎶 ANXIETY ANXIETY🎶
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the weed accounts that post images from seed companies as their own grow are weird bro
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i should have gotten the neck hair lasered off cuz now its white
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
16 going by train to stay with 19 at college til Monday Im not nervous you’re nervous
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watermelon SkittleZ auto #growyourown
Cannabis seedling in a fabric pot
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are simultaneously 100 and 0 sets of reading glasses at my house I just keep ordering more 5 packs and yet they’re still never there when I need them
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I knew how to make bots I’d make one that posts a random quote from this dude every hour draxbot
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Drax Laughing
Alt: Drax Laughing
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thirst trap accounts to married men:
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this anything. Kinda stole it from a deleted skeet
A woman is saying don’t shoot the kid and an Israeli soldier is asking are you antisemitic?
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
knuckle tat MILD TAKI
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush nobody will recognize because its been 40 years and you didn't use alt text
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Them: posts a joke about gravitons me: posts a link to a relevant podcast (with lots of jokes) describing how gravitons might "reverse" and the entire universe will collapse them: omg you're mansplaining omg 🤤 me: you're all impossibly stupid and not worth my time, eat shit
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*puts away the magnifying glass*
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife is in a meeting and her ear buds disconnected and she doesnt realize the volume is at 10 on her speakers, because she has her buds in
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Outsourcing parenting to the always wrong machine seems like a bad idea
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t recommend drinking and taking ambien on flights One schedule change and you’re fucked
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What if it’s not tinnitus rather we can just hear the hum of the universe
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
16 is taking a train to stay with 19 in college for the weekend What could possibly go wrong
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this place has the juice
2 posts in perfect sync

first asks "why dont we eat cats? just curious"

the second says

my brothers cat says hello and there is a cute kitty image
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chickens make everything better
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ghostland Observatory in October
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i should call them
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Its too bad that the vast majority of cannabis cultivation knowledge is broscience
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love autumn Super boof #growyourown
My left hand holding a joint in the background is my yard
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t care if Medicare for all caused millions of Americans to lose their jobs in the insurance industry Those jobs mostly shouldn’t exist in the first place
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m gonna lose it
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon knows me if you wanna see what amazon thinks about you: www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/...
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Gradually building quality kitchen collection

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Cooks regularly with quality equipment

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Shops from men's departments

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Cat Care

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Chicken Keeping

Interests & Hobbies
Raises backyard chickens
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have 50 states but if you think about it, people only ever want to move to 4-5 of them I've never heard someone say they want to live in Indiana
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
its odd that all men claim to be 6' tall and hanging dong
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
davie504 probably: why do you hate slap bass
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my underwear have become part of me now
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Dmitri Tsafendas Stan @lafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
amazing photo choice
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a horse and an eel WHAT IN THE FUCK
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So besides how you could build an entire course on gender + sexuality in Christian nationalist America around this clip- Fun fact: copious data show that near death experiences are always culturally appropriate – a Buddhist will never see Jesus, a Hasidic Jew will never see Vishnu etc.
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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What if everything just sorta fell apart instantly?
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Puff 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @puffyapple.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I LOVE BOOBS
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