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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's crazy that Tatis didn't hit a home run until basically June this year.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why do they let Yankee fans sit near the wall in Yankee Stadium?

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I just realized this game starts at 10pm so RIP any chance of me not being a complete and total zombie tomorrow.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This game is trying to murder me. And I don't even care who wins.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"God dammit, Merrill." Pat Murphy is a national treasure and having him mic'd up for this catch was amazing.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me: How do insurance companies have so much money to spend on stupid tv commercials? Also Me: Why is my car insurance so expensive?

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Pikachu Says Mm Hmm

ALT: Pikachu Says Mm Hmm

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mason Miller's child is never going to hear the end of this.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Freddie and Kiké are just made for October.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Periodic reminder that you can hold down the “e” key on your phone for “é”!

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Lane Thomas Is An Atlanta Brave And Other Things I Did Not Know, a short story by @gordonrachel.bsky.social.

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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Do the Yankees practice playing baseball

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can we check if the Yankees bet on the Rays tonight?

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Officially the greatest Max Muncy in baseball.

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t have a dog in this Padres-Brewers series and every inning is far has felt like a nailbiter. Dunno how anybody with a rooting interest has survived.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am not emotionally ready for October.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is the weirdest Little League game I've seen in a while.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am not emotionally ready for October.

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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

7.2 no hit innings is insane tbh

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"If you’re surprised that one of the Nats Fan Appreciation Weekend efforts was to thinly peel a hot dog, deep-fry it, and drizzle chipotle ranch over the top, know that I was surprised too."

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Trying Everything at Nationals Park

9/27- Change Up Food Hall’s Hot Dog Fries

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today I realized why we always had these in my house growing up.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Contrast this with James Wood who had 30 homers through game #106 and nothing since then. (To be fair, games #115-141 were spent on the IL.)

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Jacob Rasch @seriousjammage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

77 wins, a positive run differential, breakouts by multiple top prospects, a front office that looks like it has a plan, you’ll take it any day of the week given preseason expectations. still lots of uncertainty left but an unequivocal step in the right direction

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m sitting in 137 about 20 rows behind the kid. Kid shouldn’t have done it. Mets should get the out and we should keep playing.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

He’s not going to say goodbye until that 3 becomes a 10

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you think about it, the final week in September when you've locked up a losing season is basically Super Garbage Time™, so it makes sense that the Nats are going to start performing meaningless offensive feats.

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Rachel Gordon @gordonrachel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026