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Joshua Goodman @joshua-goodman.com · 13h

This researcher has hit the last name jackpot. Nearly everyone cites her work.

Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 14h

Not sure what it is, maybe the weather or living rurally for so long or having a lot of yardwork to keep up with on our property, but I've been having the urge to buy some overalls

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Red Neck Character Portrait

Alt: A Moving Character Portrait of a man in overalls wearing a tophat

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Michael May 🎃 @michaelmay.bsky.social · 16h

Three Things thatsbelievable.com/post/8279646...

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love that once a month my son has to make two dishes (e.g. a side dish & a dessert) for a Boy scouts dinner or event, so he's been learning to cook. But now he refers to himself in 3rd person as The Chef. E.g. "can someone get The Chef a glass of water!?"

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The Muppets Swedish Chef Cooking

Alt: The Muppets Swedish Chef Cooking

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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We grow 40% of the nation's pumpkins. We are the Great Pumpkin State.

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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you're in NEO (North East Ohio), and are looking for a car with less than 100k miles, my stepdad (a retired mechanic) is selling this Malibu he got from a friend and tuned up, for only $2,000. He should ask for more, but he's just too honest.

A Chevy Malibu with under 100k miles, and in pretty good condition

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

To this day I can’t believe they got away with naming a principle “Mr. Bell Ding” on a show named Saved by the Bell. RIP Dennis Haskins.

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David Powell @davidpowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Elaborate gender reveal parties…but for journal decisions.

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Monday Morning, and I'm regretting some of my weekend decisions (jumping from a large wagon instead of using the stairs, and climbing and jumping from giant hay bales with my son, while at a pumpkin patch)

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Adorable Kitten Jumps from Hay Bale

Alt: Adorable Kitten that is much more limber and bouncier than myself, Jumps from a large Hay Bale

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Went pumpkin patching today! Our daughter and a friend was there too, but didn't take photos with us

My wife and I, standing in front of a big wooden wall that shows how many pumpkins tall we are

My wife and son sitting on a wooden bench shaped like a pumpkin, with two stacks of pumpkins on either side of them

My wife and I sitting on a pumpkin shaped bench

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Our new additions this year. I love them! Sadly our inflatable Frankenstein had to retire this year, as we couldn't get the fan to work anymore

Our inflatable Corgi. He is lit up and dressed like a skeleton

A lit up, inflatable Michael Myers. He looks like he's about to either stab or carve a pumpkin

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Request! I am the advisor for a group at VU for women interested in psych. We are hosting a virtual event in October and are looking for speakers who could give a 15-20 minute talk on a panel about the psychology of crime. We are especially interested in work that involves women victims/offenders.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just caught & released a pretty large centipede that had been in our bathtub, using a paper cup. Accidentally severed one of its legs getting it into the cup but I figure it has quite a few to spare? 😕 Wouldn't normally bother but it'd been trapped in the tub for a couple days

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House Centipede on White Wall

Alt: House Centipede on White Wall

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Are the GB Packers actually potentially terrible this year⁉️😳

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Excellent. Found our fun house sign, for the front door! I personally think it should just stay up year-round though

Orange and brown sign that says they're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've been trying to grow out my beard for both a Ren Faire viking weekend and a Halloween costume this year. Woke up and checked on it and felt disappointed, and realized it was because I dreamed that I had grown a ZZ-top length beard 😢

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ZZ Top's Iconic 'Legs' Music Video

Alt: ZZ Top's Iconic 'Legs' Music Video. Two of the fellas have long wavy beards and are waving to the camera

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Ryan Carpenter @rwcarpenterphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm reviewing applications for Notre Dame's clinical psych PhD program this fall! If you like daily-life processes, studying drugs, and talking about pizza, consider applying! Lab website: spiel-lab.nd.edu

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Studying Processes in Everyday Life (SPIEL) Lab

Explore the Studying Processes in Everyday Life Lab at Notre Dame! We study real-time behaviors using mobile devices like smartphones. Research alcohol, substance use, pain, and more.

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Amy 🎨🎃🐈‍⬛🐕🏒🍂 @alemke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A guy walks into a Halloween party with a woman strapped to his back. Everyone asks, "what are you supposed to be?" "A turtle", he says. "Well then who is she" they ask. He replies, "That's Michelle".

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Siri Leknes @sirileknes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ever had opioids & enjoyed them? Our work shows you might be a minority- or the enjoyment stemmed from pain relief? We compared preoperative opioid effects (RCT, N=199, little pain) & found: 🟥 LARGE effects on drug high/sedation/dizziness 🔸SMALL effects on well-being www.cell.com/cell-reports...

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Intoxication and other subjective effects of preanesthetic opioids in surgical patients: A randomized controlled trial

Karlsen et al. show that patients experience marked undesirable effects but minimal desirable effects after preoperative intravenous opioids.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026

rolling into autumn like

framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Student: "Wondering what the vibe is for class this week? Are we covering anything big, or just more of a you know, laid back, review kind of vibe?" 🙃 🫠

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

ME: wanna hear a joke BSKY REPLY PERSON: a what

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i told another mom in the mom group it was "not nice" to say 13 is "too old" to go trick or treating and now all the women married to cops are mad at me and hootin and hollerin. deal with it ladies, trick or treating is for everybody, don't pick a pagan holiday if you want it to have rules

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Unexpected Things I now Say: whoa better stop & fill the gas tank while gas is only $4.59 today! 😧

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Whitney Ringwald @whitneyringwald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m accepting applications for PhD students to join my lab in Fall 2027! Our work focuses on psychopathology, personality, classification and assessment, and using AI with intensive longitudinal methods to better understand mental health. See the lab site for more info: ringwaldlab.psych.umn.edu

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Welcome! | Ringwald Lab

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

if you get too many they will put green stink lines coming off of your profile pic

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Greg Wester @gwestr.me · 16/09/2026

LOL

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This pumpkin seed cranberry sourdough bread, toasted & buttered with some pumpkin maple butter is really *chef's kiss* 🤤

A piece of pumpkin seed cranberry sourdough toast with butter and maple pumpkin spread, on a spider web Halloween plate

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Dana Menard @shufflersunite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's never a bad day to repost this one.

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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 16/09/2026

Fully expecting this to be based on a tiny self-selected sample predisposed to aggression, with participants coached on how to act, exaggerated performances for observers, all run by a host with a flair for showmanship but questionable ethical instincts. You know, a direct replication

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We live by railroad tracks, so I frequently walk across them when going on walks. Took this photo the other night while walking down to the gym, and thought it turned out cool. I've always liked pictures of railroad tracks; creates kind of neat perspective

A picture the Orange and pink sunset behind railroad tracks running out of town

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Jonathan Hammer-Slay (Halloween '26 edition)👻🎃🧛🦇🔪 @jhammersley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bought this pumpkin cranberry sourdough bread expecting it to be kind of sweet, for a little treat, and was at first taken aback that it was more salty than anything (from the salted, roasted pumpkin seeds). But it's still delicious and now I've now been craving a toasted slice every day

A loaf of pumpkinseed cranberry sourdough, baked with little dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds

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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I made this video *just for you*...here's a link to read the compact and if you scroll down you'll see the button to click to email your university leadership! www.standupforscience.net/sufs-compact...

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Amanda J. Wright @ajwright.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m recruiting a PhD student to come work with me in the Department of Psychological & Brain Sciences at Texas A&M University! Application cycle: 2027-2028 Application deadline: December 1 Application details & admissions: artsci.tamu.edu/psychologica... Lab website: www.wrightpersonalitylab.com

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