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Andrew Spooky Bones

@apbohn.bsky.social
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Dad, wife guy, Emergency doc, Special Warfare flight doc, Critical Care Air Transport. I don't officially represent the Air Force, DoD or anyone important. I have friends everywhere

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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hear you on the "catching flights not feelings" thing. But 3+ years in, I'm quite happy catching flights *and* feelings with this smokeshow
My wife and I at Schloss Neuschwanstein
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Duolingo 300 day streak
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anakin: "in times like these, I really wish I had listened to what Obi-Wan told me."
Ahsoka: "what did he tell you?"
Anakin: "I don't know, I didn't listen"
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 95/99 Luck 63/99
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wilson Phillips did not prepare me for how many times I'd have to hold on for one more day. Four non blondes underestimated how many times I'd step outside, take a deep breath and scream what's going on
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fifty shades of grayskull
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Go Bills!
Devil wears Prada meme
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doctordle #438 🏥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ doctordle.org
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Doctordle
Test your medical knowledge with daily clinical scenarios.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
Why? Can something bad happen if the wrong people have detailed access to your location?
theintercept.com
Flock Wants the Most Detailed Map of Its Surveillance Cameras Taken Offline
A new map shows Flock has more cameras in the U.S. than was previously known. The company wants the map taken down.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently "doing crimes" isn't a management decision
A computer cannot be held accountable therefore a computer must never make a management decision
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am so hip with the times that I listened to the emo Wendy's album while driving home today and it was all bangers.
Emo Wendy's
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was notified this week that the Department of Defense suffered a data breach and my personal data was compromised yet again (for the third or fourth time of my military career). This time they said they compromised data included my SSN and "at least one additional identifier." yay.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Celebrating Justin Verlander's retirement by googling Kate Upton for old time's sake. My type is generally snarky brunettes, but I get nostalgic sometimes
Kate Upton
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching."
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed, unless you also are the kind of person who believes you should have slaves. Authoritarians attract other authoritarians
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This some advanced tankie "thought". Russia has a UNSC seat & world's largest amounts of land, gas, oil and NUKES. Russia also has no agency over our own actions and so cannot be held accountable and therefore must be excused and appeased.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My grandpa kept commenting on hot AI girls profiles and explaining AI to him was going nowhere, so I finally just told him they were terminators
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's 9-2 5 today y'all
Happy Dolly day!
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breaking out my new Doing Things pants for today's busy schedule of Doing Things
My legs in Ranger green Crye pants with black kneepads
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RIGHT ON CUE go home Jill, nobody asked you
Jill Stein making her periodic appearance to annoyingly shit on the Democratic party
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I miss when I'm traveling, in approximate rank order: 1) wife 2) kids 3) having wife's ass within slapping range 4) bidet 5) doggo 6) a mattress that doesn't suck
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Tara C. Smith @aetiology.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tired: vaccination Wired: microdosing microbial peptides to boost immunity
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@nameshiv.bsky.social
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's no secret that "military grade" or "milspec" generally means "built by the lowest bidder." Our stuff is generally adequate, but there are very few *perfect* things that we're issued. And then there's the MRE spoon. Far and away the best piece of plasticware ever created by anyone ever
The MRE spoon. Brown plastic perfection
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Average offensive lineman on TV: here is my analysis on the question asked and the game being played Average skill position guy on TV: I will now repeat the question and then talk about myself Average gambling expert on TV: I will now throw my own feces at the camera for 5 min
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Threw that one to the right because I got lazy. Unacceptable. (I know there's one above the preferred area as well, but a bullet there still leads to a *very* bad day) I did manage the fastest 1-reload-1 of my range group and second fastest overall though (4.97 seconds, not bad for combat kit)
Cardboard silhouette target with most of the holes in the A zoneA range position with an M4A1 rifle
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Battlestar Galactica: So Say We All
Alt: Battlestar Galactica: So Say We All
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sexy dads in my area want to know where I put my toothbrush in this mess this morning. Ok, it's only one sexy dad. And he's me
My wall locker at the military training I'm attending this week
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I pull over to the side of the road And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?" Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? "Well you was doing fifty-five in a fifty-four"
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, all the bears jumping on trampolines aren't real?
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't even like the Rams all that much, but *that* was a great catch
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On a trip this week and getting ready to go run, and I FORGOT TO PACK MY HEADPHONES. Send thots and prayers
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You don't throw a bowling ball into the crowd to celebrate a win
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So, this just flew over my house. Don't think I've seen one airborne before
B-25 on a flightradar24 screenshot
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Jillian David @jilliandavid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder that open enrollment for insurance is coming up this year. Don't forget: "Medicare Advantage" IS. NOT. MEDICARE. (it's also called: "Medicare Part C" which is confusing) Don't let slick ads/snazzy flyers fool you. Avoid MA plans like your life depends on it. Bc it does. 1
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 18/09/2026
“If you’re a US citizen you have no reason to fear” – Markwayne Mullin, responding to a video of a teenage US citizen being repeatedly punched in the face by ICE.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Medicalize a sequel: Floatpool 3: Floatpool and Wolverine
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Medicalize a sequel: Gigli Saw IV
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been teaching a course for the Air Force this week, and there's a student from Zambia in another program at the schoolhouse. His uniform is M81 Woodland with polished jungle boots and a boonie hat with both sides turned up, and when I tell you his aura is aura-ing...
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J. Offir, PhD @joffirphd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meanwhile, on another HHS committee... Today, RFK announced appointments of eight new members to the United States Preventive Services Task Force, "whose decisions affect health care access for most Americans." The news is not good. 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/w...
nytimes.com
RFK Jr. Overhauls Powerful Health Panel Whose Work He Has Blocked (Gift Article)
The selections suggest the Trump administration may be trying to move the United States Preventive Services Task Force in a direction that serves its political ideology.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GO BILLS!!
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On a scale of Kristi Noem to Kash Patel, how much do you like dogs?
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Peter Gabriel's Monkey 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @monkeypeter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Daniel S. Goldberg @profgoldberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Semi-regular reminder from some1 w/ expertise in history of injury & public health, regulated industries, & motivated bias: The notion that any profession or industry can self-regulate sufficiently to prevent pop health harms is NOT CREDIBLE. Self-regulation is an abject failure in this regard.
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Kuiil: I Have Spoken
Alt: Kuiil: I Have Spoken
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Christopher Deutsch @drchrisdeutsch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As a historian of meat and meat safety, I'll second this: "The notion that any profession or industry can self-regulate sufficiently to prevent population health harms is NOT CREDIBLE. Self-regulation is an abject failure in this regard." Ask me about lumpy jaw.
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Andrew Spooky Bones @apbohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😢
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