Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8hYou're on a mission and you're wishin' Someone could cure your lonely condition Lookin' for love in all the wrong places No fine girls, just ugly faces From frustration first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation 011
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8hHis “rally voice“ doesn’t work in a press gaggle. Nobody’s cheering, people are barely listening,  020
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8hAs is so often the case, what Biden should have done: a) isn’t what he did b) is what he’s being accused by Senate Republicans of doing, and c) is exactly what Trump is doing  000
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamBen Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds). 23778189
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A list of things that lasted longer than the child predator’s jail time. I’ll start: *The reign of Choosin’ Texas at Number One on the Billboard Hot 100 020
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Watching the Orioles crush the Yankees at this stage in the season is like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife 071
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026To say nothing of the fact that they offer water or coffee at almost any interview I’ve ever been at, so what’s the difference? 050
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This post is about the 38 Best Shitposters on Bluesky 240
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I really enjoy the rare sensation of Democrats smelling blood in the water and, instead of hedging and equivocating, just *salivating* at the prospect of absolutely destroying the Republican Party 0114
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamLOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think the next few years of Dem politics need to revolve around "how do you lock down the stupid vote long term" vs "how do you beg the stupid vote to like you". There's a lot more opportunity now 1447438
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We got a big old convoy, rocking through the night 031
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is not great 61972701983
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gunnar Henderson's 2026 season 2273
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have a joke about Super Mario Brothers and it’s a Peach 020
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🚨BREAKING🚨: Trump TV has filed for bankruptcy 010
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dem coordinated campaigns need to get the messaging out that day of results *are* representative of the final outcome, a switch from before  020
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Except it is in its tacit agreement, right?  050
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comHe Admit It: Shocked ReactionAlt: He Admit It: Shocked Reaction 020
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026OAN is now the leftmost news org in the press room 150
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comDr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. StrangeloveAlt: Dr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove 030
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have this exact thought 10 times a day  031
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Putin knows how to lie better than Trump 140
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The easiest way to kill government is to make it untrustworthy  120
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamToby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"why are liberals so on edge about voting abstention?" because bernie-or-bust was a real thing & it cost us 2016 459981128
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comHannibal Lecter: Quid Pro QuoAlt: Hannibal Lecter: Quid Pro Quo 050
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT 120
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am sitting in the middle seat of the last row of a long haul flight listening to early 2000s jingoistic country music while eating slathered ribs with no napkins 150
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They spoke all night, all night, all night 010
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026RuPaul is what happens when you combine Al Roker and Grace Jones 061
Reposted by Occam’s Shaving CreamOccam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026State and Main is a criminally underrated movie 011
Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026True poetry would be Lindor hitting his 300th home run to send it to extras, followed by Alonso hitting his 300th home run to lead off the 10th  160