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Occam’s Shaving Cream

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Never for money, always for love Home is where I want to be, but I guess I’m already there

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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8h
You're on a mission and you're wishin' Someone could cure your lonely condition Lookin' for love in all the wrong places No fine girls, just ugly faces From frustration first inclination Is to become a monk and leave the situation
pope leo busting a move 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8h
Is that like a pinky swear?
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8h
His “rally voice“ doesn’t work in a press gaggle. Nobody’s cheering, people are barely listening, 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 8h
As is so often the case, what Biden should have done: a) isn’t what he did b) is what he’s being accused by Senate Republicans of doing, and c) is exactly what Trump is doing 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OHIO
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best 5 album run in history
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, that’s obviously Genesis
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This poll from Cook is bonkers. A *huge* plurality of voters (43% overall, 61% of Ds) want Dems to focus on changing the political system overall vs. just opposing (21%, 36% of Ds) or working with Trump (35%, 3% of Ds).
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A list of things that lasted longer than the child predator’s jail time. I’ll start: *The reign of Choosin’ Texas at Number One on the Billboard Hot 100
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reese Hinds: Questionable Fielder
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching the Orioles crush the Yankees at this stage in the season is like meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your regimen sucks
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To say nothing of the fact that they offer water or coffee at almost any interview I’ve ever been at, so what’s the difference?
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evergreen post
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This post is about the 38 Best Shitposters on Bluesky
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cjome Frøm Ajway
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really enjoy the rare sensation of Democrats smelling blood in the water and, instead of hedging and equivocating, just *salivating* at the prospect of absolutely destroying the Republican Party
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think the next few years of Dem politics need to revolve around "how do you lock down the stupid vote long term" vs "how do you beg the stupid vote to like you". There's a lot more opportunity now
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We got a big old convoy, rocking through the night
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is not great
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gunnar Henderson's 2026 season
SKINNY HOMER
24HR 88 runs lead AL in PA

EXTRA SKIN IN BACK
.223 AVG .705 OPS 100 wRC+ 10 SB 5 CS
imgflip.com
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Cuba cake from Godfather II
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a joke about Super Mario Brothers and it’s a Peach
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨: Trump TV has filed for bankruptcy
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dem coordinated campaigns need to get the messaging out that day of results *are* representative of the final outcome, a switch from before 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Except it is in its tacit agreement, right? 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A well deserved loss
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
Alt: He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
OAN is now the leftmost news org in the press room
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove
Alt: Dr. Strangelove: Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m gonna need some specifics
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have this exact thought 10 times a day 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ALL OF THIS
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Putin knows how to lie better than Trump
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The easiest way to kill government is to make it untrustworthy 
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"why are liberals so on edge about voting abstention?" because bernie-or-bust was a real thing & it cost us 2016
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PETER ALONSO
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Hannibal Lecter: Quid Pro Quo
Alt: Hannibal Lecter: Quid Pro Quo
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am sitting in the middle seat of the last row of a long haul flight listening to early 2000s jingoistic country music while eating slathered ribs with no napkins
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now THAT’S a story
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They spoke all night, all night, all night
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
RuPaul is what happens when you combine Al Roker and Grace Jones
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
State and Main is a criminally underrated movie
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fine fine fine…monochrome Monday
A 50 year-old man wearing a bicycle helmet in Portland, Maine 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How on point is this!!!!
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
True poetry would be Lindor hitting his 300th home run to send it to extras, followed by Alonso hitting his 300th home run to lead off the 10th 
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a terrible take
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Occam’s Shaving Cream @myburnerhandle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
VOTEmaxxing
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