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Had training this evening and got done just in time to see the Ravens score and then Tua doing Tua things (getting intercepted).

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Thankfully, UCLA has thrown two interceptions and had a FG attempt blocked, so Oregon is only down 10-6.

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hoptimus @hoptimusprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

one of the best devs of her generation: boss, i found this error scenario, but don't worry, i've created a fix fox it an- middest male manager: pssh no highly trained man would do that, we don't need your girl math best male astronaut: *immediately fucks up* middest manager: save us girl math

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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Current Jackson- Collins debate score:

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026

whenever I have optimism it's quickly dashed by remembering almost a million people follow the Alt National Park Service account

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026

someone call up will smith we need him to do something

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026

quiet quitting, you mean acting your wage

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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026

This is the play in real time. UConn got a new set of downs due to the change of possesSION

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We should try having some group of people who get to vote on approving agency heads like OMB director.

Sen. Susan Collins

@SenatorCollins
Without warning or consultation, Congress just received an $810 million package of pocket rescissions from the Administration. This is the most recent attempt by this Office of Management and Budget (OMB) to undermine Congress’s Constitutional power of the purse.

This move shows that OMB intentionally withheld these funds for months to execute this unlawful cancellation of appropriations that were approved on a bipartisan basis and signed into law.

Not only is the delay itself an impoundment that was not reported to Congress, but also it is a usurpation of Congress’s appropriations powers. OMB is an agency of the executive branch. It does not get to decide which programs are worth funding.

The independent Government Accountability Office has concluded that pocket rescissions are unlawful and not permitted by the Impoundment Control Act. Any effort to rescind appropriated funds without congressional approval is a clear violation of the law.

I will work with my colleagues to address these illegal actions.

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yall are strange. Just strange.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To any who celebrate: may you have an easy fast.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I did indeed

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Akili Smith’s kid throwing to Josh Bidwell’s kid is making me feel really old.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My goodness, Oregon. Up 28-0 with 5 minutes left in the first quarter.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha

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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026

there's almost always some level of work politics based on 'go to this event, hang out with these people if you want to get ahead' and it's never great but it's how social dynamics work that gets a whole lot worse when the event you need to attend is a sex party

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/09/2026

There's now one thing that can get you tarred for antisemitism, and it is regrettably not even one of the things that actually constitutes antisemitism

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

That was a mostly fun Ravens game to watch. Hope the injuries are all minor.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Lamar out there doing Lamar things.

Three skeets about Lamar Jackson after he somehow ducked under a sure sack and then ran 18 yards for a first down the drive after rushing for a touchdown

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Touchdown Ravens! 7-6 lead after the Colts missed their PAT

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

interception on the 5th play of the season 🙂🙂🙂🙂

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I think the Ducks might go down a few spots in the rankings after that game.

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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Shana tovah to those celebrating! May this new year be better than the last

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pork sirloin chops with four different Penzey's seasonings. Everyone liked all four, with just slight variation in the #1 preference. This has been a fun adventure to try out all the various Penzey's blends I've hoarded.

four pork sirloin chops on a cutting board. the seasonings behind them show what flavor they are. from left to right: Cajun, Ozark, Southwest, and Adobo (all from Penzey's)

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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"State court gets into standoff with federal court" has been on my Trump II bingo card since the election. "It happens in Missouri" was not.

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

NEW: Justice Kavanaugh, on his own as circuit justice, denied the Missouri secretary of state’s application seeking to allow the state to use maps adopted by Republicans aimed at benefiting state Republicans in this election. The RNC had also backed the SoS’s request.

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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

imo it would be better if the president were not crazy.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Great concert at the state fair. 10/10, would go again.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When you wish upon a star Your dreams will take you very far, yeah But when you wish upon a dream Life ain't always what it seems, oh, yeah What you see on nights so clear, hey? In the sky so very dear, yeah?

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Liberals say that our democracy is in a death spiral. They're wrong—our republic is in a death spiral.

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My goodness, that's a great punt.

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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The correct plural is "colleges football", actually

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Judah Kelber @jkelber.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Beware of Nevada, apparently.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026

Hi, my name is Mister Beast, and I can't read. Haha, that's why I've written this book, with another man's name on it. His name has been on LOTS of books HE didn't write either. Who knows who really wrote this one! Haha please, buy this book, and maybe even read it, but mostly buy it. It exists.

MrBeast
@MrBeast
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Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D
MRBEAST
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES PAT TTERSON
JAMES PATTERSON

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Hoff Crab is neither a crab nor is it David Hasselhoff. It is a Yeti Crab, which is neither a Yeti nor a Crab but a sub-group of Squat Lobsters, which are not lobsters, they're Anomurans, like Mole Crabs, which are neither moles, nor crabs.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026

There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”

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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026

I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form

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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026

re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly

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