Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026not now sweetie, mommy is arguing with her friends online about whether or not belle had a fat ass 4557530 0
damn… not here @damnnothere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026most disney renaissance heroines did, only a couple exceptions 000 0
Six is a sentient basket. @thesix.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Disney never showed it because she’d be too powerful. 0140 0
Half-Boo'd Rhymes @halfbakedrhymes.com · 14/08/2026My partner was a librarian. Shelf squatting the stacks is an underappreciated glutemaxxing lifestyle and we should be idolizing librarians more. 🙂↕️🙏 010 0
Jeremiah Avery @jlavery522.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is the discourse we should see more of! 000 0
Peoria Bummer @peoriabummer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Impossible to be certain under all that dress. 010 0
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The Beast wasn't a beast til he saw that ass and started howling 040 0
Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Right from the moment when I met her saw her, I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town there's only she Who has a dumpy just like me, So Im making plants to woo and marry Belle 040 0
Ollie - Obstreperous Young Lady🦇🦄 @rabbitholer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One of those rare Bsky moments... 5621 0
Ormatar Free Link @ormatar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026That’s why the Beast was following her around like a puppy 010 0
Chris @daddyroundround.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Mommy, why is your face red?" "Well, honey, mommy's pocket friends said Belle didn't have dumps like a truck, and I cannot begin to explain how wrong they are." 0260 0
Octopus @octopusmask.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Preparing the ultimate Bluesky response to this whole conversation: 030 0
Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Given the earlier image posting, I think the word to have in play here is "delectable." 030 0
🐈⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026They cut out all the singing sex toys because it’s a kids movie 260 0
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026First of all, obviously, second of all, if she didn't then *why* would they pointedly give her a rolling ladder in the library that places said ass exactly at about head height? Context clues, folks, context clues 080 0
clay @theclay.xyz · 13/08/2026how’s there a “whether or not“ discourse, the answer is a very obvious “yes” 050 0
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/08/2026Now, isn't this ass amazing? It's my favorite body part because, you'll see Here's where I wiped my charmin But I won't discover that it's stuck till next I peeeeee 1170 0
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Belle was French. She absolutely had an ass. 030 0
V @jalapenopants18.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Fat ass and thicc thighs, with a dress to hide it all 020 0
Man, I hate Illinois Nazis @someone-somewhere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026brb rewriting "Be Our Guest" to be about "Belle's Fat Ass" 180 0
Nerdomniaphile M.D. @nerdomniaphile.medsky.network · 13/08/2026She was climbing those book ladders and swinging around on them while staying tight to the ladder, no way was that all core strength. She was basically on the stair-stepper constantly! 020 0
Harvey Birdlaw @ostensiblyethan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh, @jcsalterego.bsky.social, we have another entry. 000 0
decriminalize arson @decriminalizearson.bsky.social · 13/08/2026She's a French country girl, she was doing hard labor more or less constantly with breaks to house entire baguettes and guzzle table wine. Imagining the physique that would create is gonna give me a nosebleed 1150 0
🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 13/08/2026of course she did, at least by the standards of France at the time. 080 0
🇵🇸 Hugo Y Yo @hugoyyo.eurosky.social · 13/08/2026She carried books, climbed ladders, and danced. Of course those cheeks were fit and proper. 020 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026as someone who trains 4x/week to be dummy thick, i like to think i am expert on the matter, so yes, Belle had Cake 51140 0
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026how do you think she lifted heavy stacks of books? not with her back, she used proper form 71884 0
Pete Kruger @petekruger.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The algorithm will drop me off just absolutely anywhere, won't it 000 0
