Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 8hI hated losing but I hate a cheater way more. Arsene knew. 051
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 10hI like this, mostly. Pro: it's the least that City deserve Con: it gives spurs 2 wins for the season 🤭 010
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 10hbegging, pleading, crying AND throwing up wishing US political media had half the balls of this one sports journalist 075
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 11hOop! They only cheated for 9 seasons, what's the harm?! 121
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Now I feel old. I have no idea who these people are of what's happening. It's unpleasant though. 130
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lalalisa is known in these parts (the home of a 9 year old who loves K-pop) 050
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Has Kacey Musgraves always been shaped this way? 110
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have I told Bluesky how much I love music awards shows? VMAs started late because Madonna, which was perfect because I wanted to watch the end of the Cowboys game. I don't make great choices. 2110
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Reposted by Chakra Khancaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera): 8825125
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when we were strangers, I watched you from afar when we were lovers, I loved you with all my heart 😭😭🌕 051
Reposted by Chakra Khandisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Can we normalize chanclas? 1252
Reposted by Chakra KhanAndy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Man C114y are currently 3/1 to win the PL title and also 3/1 to be relegated. 1365
Reposted by Chakra KhanStrangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Dolly Parton Day, and remember that she was a proud supporter of workers, immigrants, queer and trans people, as well as of rhinestones, great music, and tits. 0327
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026great so we get to pay more for the only safe food to eat now that meat, vegetables and fruits are poison 😔 370
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026who is this we motherfucker, I don't speak French 180
Reposted by Chakra KhanIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that 332404418
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you roll out the red carpet and this is the thanks lolol 050
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it feels so goddamn good outside. sweater weather. I didn't know if we'd feel 79 degrees again 🙌🏽 0100
Reposted by Chakra Khane.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨 411444552
Reposted by Chakra KhanK Dot @kelleykel29.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026Everyone trying to figure out who ate all the Twix out the candy bowl at work Me : idkstatic.klipy.comOrlando BrownALT: Orlando Brown 2344
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yeah we want to trans your kids transition them into decent humans with a capacity to care about others 0121
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wish I could help folks (not Ms. Perry) understand how pervasive and unethical PR tactics are in our society. It doesn't stop at entertainment - PR and politics are kissing cousins. 010
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026at least this will open up new job opportunities in the 'baseball bat to kneecaps' industry 141
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Green Day "American Idiot" Ministry for a like 4 album run Gwar devoured him on stage nightly He was publicly and regularly ridiculed and deeply hated by most of the country 280
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026him: "this is serious, I need you to hear me." my brain: youtu.be/TB54dZkzZOY?...youtu.beSoul II Soul - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me) (Official Music Video) ft. Caron WheelerYouTube video by SoulIISoulVEVO 020
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026apologies for not scrolling and posting today. my response to almost everything in my head is "shut the fuck up" and that's hardly helpful for discourse lol 171
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just made the cut! (game day height rules apply) 230
Reposted by Chakra Khan✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026It’s definitely an unpopular opinion. Although I don’t agree with their lifestyle, I do think they should have some rights 171
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026all this talk about how jaylen hurts but no talk about how we help jaylen feel better 😞 064
Reposted by Chakra KhanThe RAD Seed @theradseed.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Adina Howard, after the day, after the dawn: 04725
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026an ancient city that has seen Mongol raids, locust swarms, crusaders, floods, famine. it's difficult to imagine any of them were as destructive as the genocidaires next door. 0131
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It flickers still, just less frequently than before. 0132
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He bans fishing and he'll lose his strongest base, all my dumbest uncles. 090
Reposted by Chakra KhanAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5159081622
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026occasionally late stage capitalism scores a w 0171
Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These guys can't help but be nonces. Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding, quite literally paid for by the Kremlin, also included cocktail napkins with quotes from love poems. Kitcshy at worst, until you see an Edgar Allan Poe quote from the poem about HIS DEAD 13-YEAR-OLD COUSIN BRIDE. 020
Reposted by Chakra KhanArti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026he donated all of his bands 11813