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Chakra Khan

@thechakrakhan.bsky.social
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 8h
I hated losing but I hate a cheater way more. Arsene knew.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 10h
I like this, mostly. Pro: it's the least that City deserve Con: it gives spurs 2 wins for the season 🤭
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 10h
begging, pleading, crying AND throwing up wishing US political media had half the balls of this one sports journalist
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 11h
Oop! They only cheated for 9 seasons, what's the harm?!
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now I feel old. I have no idea who these people are of what's happening. It's unpleasant though.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lalalisa is known in these parts (the home of a 9 year old who loves K-pop)
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sabrina zooted?
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has Kacey Musgraves always been shaped this way?
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have I told Bluesky how much I love music awards shows? VMAs started late because Madonna, which was perfect because I wanted to watch the end of the Cowboys game. I don't make great choices.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd let her rexha my whole life
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when we were strangers, I watched you from afar when we were lovers, I loved you with all my heart 😭😭🌕
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
S'MORES. That's the post.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me daily
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we normalize chanclas?
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Andy Kelly @goonerak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man C114y are currently 3/1 to win the PL title and also 3/1 to be relegated.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important context!
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sigh 😞
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day, and remember that she was a proud supporter of workers, immigrants, queer and trans people, as well as of rhinestones, great music, and tits.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
great so we get to pay more for the only safe food to eat now that meat, vegetables and fruits are poison 😔
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I cannot take that which is rightfully mine
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who is this we motherfucker, I don't speak French
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026
Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you roll out the red carpet and this is the thanks lolol
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it feels so goddamn good outside. sweater weather. I didn't know if we'd feel 79 degrees again 🙌🏽
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
men were a mistake.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh ok, bet.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨PARAMOUNT ASKED ELON MUSK FOR AN EQUITY INVESTMENT AMID PURCHASE OF HBO, WHICH HAS STREAMING RIGHTS TO THE "MUSK" DOCUMENTARY🚨🚨🚨
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K Dot @kelleykel29.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
Everyone trying to figure out who ate all the Twix out the candy bowl at work Me : idk
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Orlando Brown
ALT: Orlando Brown
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah we want to trans your kids transition them into decent humans with a capacity to care about others
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish I could help folks (not Ms. Perry) understand how pervasive and unethical PR tactics are in our society. It doesn't stop at entertainment - PR and politics are kissing cousins.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
at least this will open up new job opportunities in the 'baseball bat to kneecaps' industry
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Green Day "American Idiot" Ministry for a like 4 album run Gwar devoured him on stage nightly He was publicly and regularly ridiculed and deeply hated by most of the country
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
him: "this is serious, I need you to hear me." my brain: youtu.be/TB54dZkzZOY?...
youtu.be
Soul II Soul - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me) (Official Music Video) ft. Caron Wheeler
YouTube video by SoulIISoulVEVO
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
apologies for not scrolling and posting today. my response to almost everything in my head is "shut the fuck up" and that's hardly helpful for discourse lol
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Momma, what is white privilege?":
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just made the cut! (game day height rules apply)
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
It’s definitely an unpopular opinion. Although I don’t agree with their lifestyle, I do think they should have some rights
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
all this talk about how jaylen hurts but no talk about how we help jaylen feel better 😞
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The RAD Seed @theradseed.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Adina Howard, after the day, after the dawn:
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
an ancient city that has seen Mongol raids, locust swarms, crusaders, floods, famine. it's difficult to imagine any of them were as destructive as the genocidaires next door.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It flickers still, just less frequently than before.
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He bans fishing and he'll lose his strongest base, all my dumbest uncles.
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he took one wop too many, I fear
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
occasionally late stage capitalism scores a w
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These guys can't help but be nonces. Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding, quite literally paid for by the Kremlin, also included cocktail napkins with quotes from love poems. Kitcshy at worst, until you see an Edgar Allan Poe quote from the poem about HIS DEAD 13-YEAR-OLD COUSIN BRIDE.
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BIG Tex! 🤠 #WAWG @kingofdskreets.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Ayo!! lol
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he donated all of his bands
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