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Jèf Uphoff

@juphoff.bsky.social
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Principal Systems Engineer at @ctrliq.bsky.social. Lapsed astro/physics guy. Ex C’ville & RVA, now Roanoke. Tours @ AWS, Red Hat, SUSE, rPath, NRAO, Transmeta, kernel.org, among others. Veteran x2. NAPS/USNA/VT/UVa alum. Pilot. Crazy cat gentleman. 🇺🇸🇨🇦

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Mark Hurst @markhurst.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/b...
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brad (so-called free thinker) @bradicality.bsky.social · 14h
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Hunter S. Thompson shooting his ibm typewriter with a scoped revolver at his ranch with snow on the ground.  Text says “I can't go the rest of my life asking if it's Al or not”
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MJ @moonjoo.bsky.social · 14h
You know who don't have rapey group chats? Bears
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 14h
I just early voted—figured I’d get out ahead of the martial law! Also: I turn 60 this year, and Virginia has had patrician senators named Warner in office nonstop since I was in grade school. Can we mix it up a bit someday—maybe before I’m dead and gone?
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 15h
I lost it at the "lavish dark vinyl plank flooring."
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 15h
The last sentence! 😂 (AI is the one kink to be shamed?)
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Nathan Alderman @nathanalderman.com · 17h
Mariachi music is pretty high up there on my list of inexplicable fondnesses. This is lovely.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 17h
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 17h
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 22h
imagine seeing a scene like this and thinking "yes, this is good" just speaking personally here it makes me incandescent with rage
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
according to noaa, rain is stored in the southwest
NWS Weather Prediction Center @NWSWPC
A MODERATE risk is in effect in our Day 3 Excessive Rainfall Outlook. More details:
wpc.ncep.noaa.gov/qpf/excessive_..

Map of the US with a definite phallicular rain shape across the middle

4:15 PM • Sep 28, 2026
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks like Big Balls has moved from DOGE to DOD.
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TinyTalesDaily @tinytalesdaily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arnold Pruitt drinks, and I get the hangover, because I never cashed his check for my kidney.

It's still legally mine. When he skips water, my back aches. When he eats ham, I swell.

"Cash it," he begs. "I want a life."

I put the check back under the pineapple magnet.

Sunday I wake up hungover from a wedding I wasn't invited to. I call to ask whose.

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 28/09/2026
Weekend vibes
A photo of me piloting a small vintage airplane (specifically: a De Havilland Canada Chipmunk) somewhere over Ontario, taken from the rear seat. I’m wearing aviators and looking over my right shoulder. The sky is blue with some wispy clouds and the ground below is rivers and farmland.
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Election Cicada has once again emerged, just before the midterms, looking for more donations and to support for her elitist GOP pals.
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This culture of predation disgused as sexual open-mindedness is painfully familiar: Richard Stallman's "pleasure cards," Eric Raymond's open marriage that included propositioning colleagues, etc. As with everything else, the SV/VC/AI crowd has reinvented sexual harassment from first principles.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name. Pink Floyd Oh, wait…never mind.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m sitting in an airplane hangar in Canada watching astronaut Chris Hadfield play his International Space Station version of “Space Oddity.” I love surreal, completely spontaneous weekends.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Canada! 🇨🇦 I flew up today to a small airport I’ve never been to before to see friends, and the flight school offered me a free place to stay for the night (I’d already booked a hotel room), gave me the keys to their truck for the night, and handed me a beer in the on-field bar they keep.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[waves at the world from Sarnia, Ontario] 🇨🇦
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bene Gesserit: "Put your righte hande yn the box" Me [figuringe out wher to put my iced coffee]
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Yellow Submarine” My parents took me. Yes, I’m that damn old. (My dad also spent time in Yoko Ono’s circle.)
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure I have the bread for my own future.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They took my money!
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What?
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Creative costume 😂 IG: @ gettishow www.instagram.com/gettishow?st...
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno, I don't think they're gonna fall for it
The alien probe that wants to talk to the whales in Star Trek IV. It's a huge metal cylinder with a ball hanging from the front suspended by a beam of light
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As with many autocrats, it was his way or the highway.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Take my money!
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Typically, when cities are burning in the United States it’s been in response to policing not in the absence of it.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, hell. I've known people on the Charlottesville School Board. I also served a decade as a C'ville-appointed local commissioner. This political wolfpack shit has just got to stop.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 25/09/2026
The last time a president went to Andrews to welcome a foreign leader was on April 27, 1962, when John F. Kennedy welcomed the elected leader of our closest ally, British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan.
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Trump Kowtows to China
He rolled out the red carpet . . . literally.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gonna tell people this is the Volume.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tired: Being 6 and having an imaginary friend Wired: Being 36 and believing your chatbot has feelings and deserves rights
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First-class subskeet.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty cool emergency-landing story out of Canada! (This plane was the same model as my first Mooney--a 1970 where mine was a 1965.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx3x...
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Visitors recount spotting plane landing in Banff
YouTube video by CTV News
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Celeste Headlee @celesteheadlee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
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Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
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Melanie Mallon @melmall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is fantastic nostalgia bait. Hitting us right in the gen X.
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Mike In The Front✈️ @mikeinthefront.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We’re back with Season 2! Episode 16 features my friend @astrokatie.com who is known for her universal research. But did you know she’s also a warbird pilot? Check out our conversation here or wherever you get your podcasts! www.mikeinthefront.ca/e/ep-16-dr-k...
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EP 16 - Dr. Katie Mack: From Dark Matter to Yellow Birds | Mike In The Front
Dr. Katie Mack is known best for being a theoretical astrophysicist who studies questions in cosmology (the study of the universe from beginning to end) at the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Phys...
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We simply are not going to get out of this by just winning the next election & going back to governing. We can't keep doing this total failure of elite accountability. We've been doing it since Iran-Contra, & really since 1865. And we keep not fixing our broken anti-democratic institutions. Enough.
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Aaron Wherry @aaronwherry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I return to my contention that the real benefit of Canadian federalism is that at any given moment there's always one province whose political situation can provide entertainment for everyone else.
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Jèf Uphoff @juphoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shakespearean dick jokes aren’t hard. Also…your mom. Mon travail ici est terminé.
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Monica is so tired @monicamcj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m ded
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I point out that Executive Orders apply only to federal agencies this is what I mean to prevent: over-compliance.
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