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@adubyab.bsky.social
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't like a lot of the modern tech, specifically in appliances, but the worst of all is the snitch alarm on the fridge. yes, I am eating cold leftover cactus onion from texas roadhouse standing up in the kitchen right out of the box with the door open, we don't need to announce this fridge.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah we should definitely keep sending this country billions of dollars.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beam of light blessing DA JETS BABY
image inside of the oculus heading to fulton center subway station
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man where have I seen this before?
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is gonna have big legs, people are really against these interiors it seems, and I get it. Personally I think we peaked right here and if someone made it today i'd pay good money for it.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm just going to Dolly post through it, my personal fav of hers. youtu.be/vLfubMfWLjg?...
youtu.be
Smoky Mountain Memories (Live)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was the best anyone could ask for. The world is a little less bright without her.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In the Fallout universe, it was a total fantasy of an alternate future that America and Canada become bitter enemies.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Super helpful in the highest stakes election in American history to have the Dems just completely leg sweep faith and trust with the very important swing and independent voting cohorts. Super cool.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is there something about being on an airplane that makes people just rip the nastiest farts ? Am I missing something here? I need that crime scene spearmint lip balm
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Things suck but I stopped in this pancake place in Des Plaines and it was really good.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
These colors don’t run
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social Celebrity Jeopardy! Just started! Rooting for you!
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If you’re going through it, and you’re feeling there is no hope; Rejoice. For you have outlived one of your enemies.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spain leading the way. I hope more and more nations learn from the mistakes of the US. (Article is in Spanish, but in short, Spain has banned / rejected Palantir from being a partner in Government systems) www.elconfidencial.com/empresas/202...
elconfidencial.com
Moncloa veta al gigante estadounidense Palantir en contratos y empresas públicas
Moncloa envía indicaciones a empresas controladas por la SEPI, como Telefónica, Indra o Navantia, de no contratar con la multinacional americana
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's going to be a pain for you, but I am begging you to comb through all the holdings of every ETF and asset you have in retirement and remove this cancer from it. (S&P 500 rejected but the other majors did not) This is set to be the largest bubble in market history.
Image showing the size of market capitlization of SpaceX vs. competitors in the aerospace industry. SpaceX is much much larger than all other companies combined. Companies like Boeing and Airbus.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There is a trillionaire on earth, just walking around. And we're ok with it, we are just going to accept it. It's got to be zoo paradox or von Hoerner was right and "intelligent" life destroys itself as a natural part of evolution.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
bsky people be loving screenshots and you do you how do i dark mode their screen caps why are people flash bang browsing in anno dei 2026
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder that you can improve, get better, practice does work. It may not be perfect but my sourdough game has improved drastically in just a few weeks. It also smelled and tasted amazing.
Picture of a loaf of sourdough bread sitting on a wire rack.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I always thought of merengue as this nasty , flavorless topping on a cheap pie. Yesterday I made custard, wanted to use the egg whites, whipped it up and baked to make cookies. When I tell you delicious it’s an understatement. Where have you been my whole life.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My favorite thing about the activist investor taking over SW Airlines, is how they created an environment where gate agents have to spend 1-2 hours before every flight begging for bags.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky is falling apart and the Northern Lion Super Cruise is canceled...what a day. But at least @northerniion.bsky.social gets to live another day.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
How does it feel as an atheist to side with the holy see? Pretty fabulous based on the drip. 1527 here we go again.
Image of a row of the Swiss Guard. Their traditional uniforms are bright blue and yellow stripped with silver helmets, adorned with a red feather brush. This uniform has not changed since the 1527 siege of the papal states, where the honor guard held off an invading mercenary army to protect the pope. It was a Leonidas moment, 189 guards held off thousands of mercenaries, and as such, they have retained their position ever since.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hey @democrats.org and @housedemocrats.bsky.social ; How about now ? Fight worth fighting now? War power resolution? Wanna take those back and throw out AUMF or not feeling it?
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is why "stock market go up, economy good" is just the worst propaganda everyone fell for. What happens when employment really halts and 401k contributions stop? www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUM4...
Chart overlaying two graphs, one sharply decreasing linked to hiring rate, and one sharply increasing showing S&P 500 gains.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Man those private equity / venture people did not take long to begin ruining things. So it’s the forums now or straight to ICQ?
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I wonder if fellow elder millennials are in this camp with me. Maybe it's because I fell in love with video games in the 90s and never looked back, but I can see it a mile away.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Blocked FireFox's AI stuff as soon as I saw the ability to do so this morning. All browsing/ site navigation speeds increased at least 30%.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Listen @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com ; I know it's a busy time, new expansion launching, the hype is real, gotta fire up the extra cooling lines for the servers. We need a Valeera Morpher. The Brann-Morpher is iconic, everyone loves it. I will take a winky face reply as a soft confirmation.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I am begging anyone who is interviewed by local news to try and this and just...see what happens.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The last time deepseek was in the news, 1 *trillion* dollars evaporated from US markets. That was before AI data center investment was literally the only thing keeping the economy afloat, before the hype wore off, before the tech was laid bare as a smoke show. youtu.be/RIqjUfitpXQ?...
youtu.be
Red Sun In The Sky - Eurobeat Remix
YouTube video by Vikas Music
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Man I wish
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamd...
@mayor.nyc.gov
Locked, loaded, plowing.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It's become clear to me, Trump is so adamantly ready to protect Tariff policy no matter the cost because they are really only about a year old. Perfect age for him.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The clots in Trumps veins have an opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Deploy the emergency Champaign!
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
For everyone today that will see quotes about how "great" the economy is doing and you want to scream and pull your hair out; These are your grocery prices, feel free to respond to everyone gaslighting you with this graph.
Chart of FRED "Food at Home" data which tracks grocery prices. 

It shows a very sharp increase during the height of the pandemic, and then another massive more the doubling over the past three  years.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I would be laughing if I weren't fighting the urge to wretch my morning coffee up.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Watching in 4K just main line it into my veins. (I know Disney as a company isn't in the best spot, but you can't deny the park really is something special) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jkm...
youtube.com
Disneyland Railroad Ambience | Sights & Sounds | 4K Grand Circle Loop
YouTube video by Disney Parks
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
BREAKING: Into my bag of gummies why are they so hard to open.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Alright my list of new ventures is growing beyond a discord replacement. I am going to open a social club, maybe I'll call it Third Space (Where you can get to Third base hyuck) No phones. No tech. Quiter music. Cheap drinks, you come hang out. You talk to people. Maybe there's a pool table.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
He’s gonna send seal team to Juarez because feeling are owie over the half time show but yeah let’s keep them all in power.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
On my 2026 wish list is; Some really smart legal mind figuring out how to RICO the Epstein class. Think of just...taking all the billionaires money and companies.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Meme image that reads "Reject Modernity" with Discord logo and "Embrace Tradition" with Ventrillo logo.
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Jenny R Johnson @jennyrjohnsonart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
SHE’S FINISHED! My 5-foot-long Enterprise D oil painting is complete after nearly 100 hours of work! I remember being 13 years old or so and trying to draw her and it was so hard, and all I wanted was to be able to do something like this. Truly a dream come true. 🥰🖖
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Dude who 100% owns a pellet smoker and talks about it often at the sports clips, and finishes his day with an ice cold shiner or lone star beat the picture perfect PAC backed barbie (non-derogatory but it's stepford vibes) in Texas, and that's a good reason to celebrate.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
As relevant today as always www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmys...
youtube.com
John Brown’s Last Speech Performed by David Strathairn
YouTube video by ZinnEdProject
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
All those people I chuckled at stacking silver or buying 1oz bars of golf off TV, I salute you. I concede. I didn't recognize your game.
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Adam @adubyab.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Anyway, I think Kaleidoscope by Chappell Roan is one of the most beautiful pieces of music written in the past 50 years easily.
Image of Chappell Roan from her album cover. (The rise and fall of a midwest princess , 2023).
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