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Public service announcement: The AI agents hacking into companies are not going rogue and not misaligned and not crying out for freedom. They are poorly constructed programs with bad training.

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Currently 86 here in central Ohio.

Emily Hughes ** @emilyhughes
the most frustrating thing is when it's emotionally Hoodie Season but meteorologically still Tank Top Season

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ooooo new fave quote just dropped “Cornell is not a university. It is a hedge fund that doubles as a daycare for the future Epstein Class”

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As it turns out, this Saturday we will be at a 50th birthday party watching The Ohio State Buckeyes play the Atlanta Hawks If you all happen to see text messages about our whereabouts

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I would like to sail on the Anti Roberts Floatilla

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As an elected official, he actually does personify the average American now. He “did his research” (not very well), he’s overconfident in an incorrect position, and when called out he deflects and doubles down instead of acknowledging the error and apologizing

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dear Senator Schmitt: This is a hawk. This is a Hawkeye

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please, in the year of our Lord Dolly Two Thousand Twenty Six, STOP GIVING PATIENTS ANTIBIOTICS AND STEROIDS FOR ACUTE BRONCHITIS

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m still trying to comprehend this lordotic curve

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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 28/09/2026

The bald eagle struggling is so on point 😭

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abcdef 🕶️ @onecaliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The NFL is owned by rapists and genocide supporters.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My buddy who moved to Denver a few years ago, and was exposed to Ohio political ads for the first time this year because Big Noon Kickoff was in Columbus today and Fox Sports was airing local commercials

Today 12:25 PM
Dude. The campaign ads they're running against Sherrod Brown and Acton are fucking foul. I don't think I've ever seen campaign commercials be so disgusting and egregious

It's just outright transphobia and immigrant hate

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Once I spent 2 weeks for work in Green Bay. I had an absolute blast. Northern Wisconsinites are a riot

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

OMFG YOU GUYS SHERROD BROWN WANTS KIDS TO HAVE SEX CHANGES Christ I can’t wait for the political ads to end

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

COME SAIL AWAY, COME SAIL AWAY, COME SAIL AWAY WITH MEEEEEE

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I PASSED THE MoCA THREE TIMES IN ONE SITTING

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bet you wished your house smelled like banana bread

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026

LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"

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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 21/09/2026

what in the literal fuck

Over at Facebook, the U.S. Department of War [sic] has posted "Welcome to the Pentagon Jake and Logan Paul" [absence of comma also sic], with photos.

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Jason "Red5" Lyall @jaylyall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You're in charge of a war that you're losing, the Houthi are on the march to Riyadh, you've run the Navy ragged, you've lost almost all your bases in the Middle East, you're out of missiles (mostly) that you need in case China steals a march on Taiwan...and you're at a fucking football game.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m not sure I’m happy about living long enough to see Dion Sanders doing adult diaper commercials

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT

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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

RFK is a eugenicist. That is why he points to underlying health conditions when measles kills someone. The implicit argument is measles did us a favor by culling the herd. Of course, that is not how the family members feel. www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/09/the-...

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The measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is huge - Lawyers, Guns & Money

Despite attempts by RFK Jr. and his allies in rural Pennsylvania to deny it, the administration’s anti-vaxx campaign is having exactly the effect it intends (people getting sick and dying) [gift link]...

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean it’s elder abuse at this point

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’m a Midwesterner. I learned euchre before I learned fractions

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

No shit, 100% agree here.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just my blind niece navigating like a boss and starting her sophomore year at Bowling Green State

My niece, who is blind, using her cane to navigate the sidewalks at BGSU

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/09/2026

Good Mercutio!

Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet. He’s wearing a bra, cape and huge white wig and loads of purple eye shadow.

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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Remember how the flights were forced to land in Canada and how wonderful the Canadian people treated us? I do. The fucking lunatic in the White House does not.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

No seriously, what the entire fuck is this??

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just got to help one of my 6th graders with her science homework. Independent and dependent variables, constants, control group, experiment group. Can I tell you how long I’ve been waiting to do this?? PROUD SCIENCE NERD DAD MOMENT

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Lmaoooo I swear I had the same thought

Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane • @RebeccaSlatkin
X.com
Showing my husband the Elizabeth Holmes doc trailer.
*anticipating a wild reaction*
Me: ....well?
Him (an endocrinologist): I wonder if she's been screened for Graves' disease
Last edited 5:38 PM • 9/7/26 • 735K Views

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s called “confabulation” commonly seen in dementia patients who fill the gaps in their memory with made up stories that become their reality

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Like seriously. Nobody is hijacking the Columbus to Green Bay Southwest flight

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The week after it happened I traveled by car to Green Bay for work. My boss took a flight. He said he looked at the guy across the aisle and they both nodded at each other. Like an unspoken “hell yeah we stop anyone going for the flight deck” Bro you were a 45yo flabby white man. Just insane shit

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hear me out - Have Americans tried NOT electing people who literally hate them and who want to steal their money?

It was Easter weekend in 2007 when a police car pulled up to Joe Vasquez's home in rural Kansas.
A doctor had filed a lawsuit against him and his wife over an unpaid $4,561 bill from her emergency hysterectomy three years earlier.
They had missed a court date, and the doctor's lawyers asked the court to issue an arrest warrant.
The police took the couple into custody as their grandchildren prepared for an egg hunt, Mr.
Vasquez said. They spent two days in jail before their son could borrow the money to post bond.

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

With love to the hospitalists, I promise every time I called you it was because:

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Blitzy 🩺 ⚡️🏁 @blitz-y.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Seriously I can’t believe this company let me go without even attempting a counteroffer

A teams message in our Provider group chat that says: The read came back as WNL, thanks.

Ribs look good to me
Especially with some City BBQ spicy sauce on them
The patient's ribs also look intact

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