Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7677411106
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiornick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6453652146
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 471631334
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got 31798661568
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026imagine if the WH press corp had banded together 18 fucking months ago 1315504800
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This point, from my recent interview with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social for TNR, is so crucial. Trans people are desperate for relief from the relentless Republican attacks impacting all of us. When Democrats move right, they signal relief may not be coming, and that engenders a lot of despair. 161251291
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorcorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me saving something in my drafts: this will come in handy later! Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital 251059
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100302414
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026clocking in for my shift at Adobe. i'm under a lot of fire because last quarter I didn't do a good enough job of making everything shittier, so I'm "locking in" this month. Just introduced a new "agent" (??). also you need to log in to open a PDF now. gonna save my job. crunch time 28410
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorAlbasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection 205246125901
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorMicroplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104551948
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorMaddy Myers 🏳️🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this 6465381195
Ziggy Excelsior @ziggyexcelsior.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The two types of birthday cards for dads are "I can't believe your wrinkly ass is still alive" and "play some more golf you drunk cocksucker," so as long as you enjoy saying one of those things to your dad they've got you covered 000
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026operator: 911, please state your emergency me: for father-son duo deion and shedeur sanders, football is truly a family affair operator: ah interesting! very cool me: what is operator: oh uh, just what you said about them, you know? how they're both– me: i would've invented cars if i was born sooner 669260
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorKaren “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud 172007339
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/08/2026i love when they recover some 3000 year old clay tablet and its something totally relatable like “i hope this tablet finds you well but the group project is a disaster…” 10064361369
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105812734
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes 8588171209
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026Rogue AI Agent Autonomously Carries Out Cyberattack theonion.com/rogue-ai-agent-autonom… 870363
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It’s Stanley Kubrick’s birthday today, what is YOUR favorite Kubrick classic? 🎥 2822819
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorChuck Wolfmangione @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Odyssey this, Odyssey that. Brother, you odyssey me eat deez hot dogs. 141273302
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/07/20261. In major news, the Ohio Dem Party has banned the Progressive Caucus from criticizing candidate for Gov. Amy Acton's transphobia. It has now applied more pressure to quiet criticism of anti-trans politics than it has on its own nominee to stop embracing them. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comOhio Dem Party Has Banned Criticism Of Gov. Candidate Amy Acton Calling Trans Girls “Boys”The Progressive Caucus says it was forced to take down its post. 1202631948
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA 131825249
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsioreli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip? 162593330
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/07/2026just a heads up: you dont get access like this without giving something up. the administration wants images of big powerful american jets doing stuff and @cnn.com is serving up precisely what they want. signed, guy who remembers both iraq wars 511851344
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorHeadquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The son of the man shot and killed by ICE: I am Ronaldo Salgado, the oldest son of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. He should've been picking up the last of his guys before heading to finish up construction. Unbeknownst to all of us, my dad had been shot inside his van by ICE agents in unmarked cars. 11565122722
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/07/2026At the end of the video you can hear someone say, “I’ve just been waiting for something like that to happen.” 1225369
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice 8885371548
Ziggy Excelsior @ziggyexcelsior.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Delaying the violent workplace uprising today because my pc wallpaper is a soothing picture of a sunset 000
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorkelly jensen @heykellyjensen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Every Single Attempt To See What UBI Does Proves UBI Works But instead of using this information to do something, we keep repeating the test hoping for a different outcome. 21135427
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorGreg Brown @gregbrown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026thank you Trump for making Shrek white again 252714373
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 09/06/2026Bowing down to federal pressure and echoing the ex-gay movement, the Cleveland Clinic is establishing a detransition center for trans people, the second of its kind nationwide. Our writer S. Baum reports on the deal struck with Trump's government. www.erininthemorning.com/p/cleveland-...erininthemorning.comCleveland Clinic Establishes Second “Detransition” Center in the Country After DOJ Settlement“There continues to be no increased need, and it is a bigoted, sad performative farce the Clinic is choosing to promote.” 35552190
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 28/05/2026CURRENT NEEDS AT DELANEY HALL as prisoners are being gassed and beaten inside. Two large garbage cans At least 4 people at all times to manage the tent area, and support people being released and family members. We especially need people to take relief shifts from around 9pm until morning. 2338126
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/05/2026[running into my old babysitter] so do you still watch tv 064379
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsioronion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though 50284991883
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorA Rose In Concrete 🔞 @roseinconcrete.bsky.social · 06/05/2026example one bajillion of how graphic design makes or breaks your tabletop rulebook 52352877
Reposted by Ziggy ExcelsiorNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again 553801792
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiore.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like 194116232196
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorthe mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 07/05/2026it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad 24870911274
Reposted by Ziggy Excelsiorjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Mike the situation looks like Fred Armisen playing Mike the situation 1141420
