mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 1hgot my flu and covid shots with a bonus pneumonia vaccine, which i get to take ten years earlier than the official recommendation bc 🎵 i have asthma 🎵 3190
Reposted by mollzNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 2hobviously a fucked up situation from pretty much every conceivable angle, but the “what are you gonna do, stab me” principle remains undefeated 324146
Reposted by mollzNE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 3hok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard 10545120
Reposted by mollz Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 5hremember this hate if youre on a jury for a personal injury case. theres always an insurance company paying. make them pay. 093
Reposted by mollzIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19hBREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 12966571591
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 8hfavorite weekend of the year coming up: zoo native plant sale and the sunflower festival 1120
Reposted by mollzJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 11869143
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy who always tears up at the line "you'll teach me and i'll teach you" from the original pokemon theme song 1110
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026good lord i just watched my neighbor's college-aged daughter crash into another neighbor's *parked* van 3160
Reposted by mollzCincinnati CityBeat @citybeatcincy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A jazz band didn’t catch on. Mariachi did. Now, a Boone County middle school has Kentucky’s only public middle school mariachi ensemble — and its roster has more than doubled since launching last year. www.citybeat.com/news/boone-c...citybeat.comNKY has the state's only middle school mariachi programKentucky's only public middle school mariachi band has already more than doubled the roster of students who've found representation. 072
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this shit held onto every speck of dust and hair, you could drop it on a freshly swept floor for two seconds and it'd still look like teratoma 1230
Reposted by mollzThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi… 222601262
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026there are three mockingbirds making angry blue jay noises at each other, what the hell is going on 080
Reposted by mollzCirc @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going. 2675234435
Reposted by mollz🍟 ~hanni~ 🍟 @saffronscarf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026well well well, if it isn’t ol’ 12792132
Reposted by mollzPittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 25/09/2026Westwood. Shady Hill Road. Caller said a group of toddlers and kindergarteners formed a bike and big wheel gang and are riding up and down the street. 1316730
Reposted by mollzSurprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What if my interviewer offers me Turkish Delight? 1920024
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you know, i got a lot of shit for being a "oh, you haven't heard of it" hipster type in my adolescence, but honestly i'm glad of it bc this means i don't get worked up about ranking lists. who cares? i don’t need other people to like or care about the media i like 1230
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hooting and hollering www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/... 2200
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026now that the weather's finally cooled off, it's such a soul restoring joy to have a cat purring on my lap again after the last (catless) year 0150
mollz @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they are really just flooding every available adspace with anti-trans garbage, it's incredibly bleak 070
Reposted by mollzThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You're true blue, Ethel. You really are. 061
Reposted by mollzan evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026here's a duck who is ready for fall! 76521
Reposted by mollzPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yea dude no shit that’s why it mostly works. Those are load bearing furries. 641908369
Reposted by mollzDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Now this is my kind of foreshadowing 511799249
Reposted by mollzHilarie Ashton @hilarieashton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Don't forget to drape yourself creatively over a chair in honor of your favorite bisexual for Bi Visibility Day! 083
