rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 9hmy old as hell pixel phone updated its operating system because i forgot to turn off the auto update and now it's forcing the phone to adopt google's ai garbage and you can't opt out or turn it off. time to chuck it into the ocean. 050
Reposted by rye.The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tomorrow's front page 📰 New satellite pictures lay bare Israel's destruction of Gaza 8261176
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the local college radio station played "chaise longue" by wet leg for the millionth time and that song drives me nuts because it sounds like she keeps saying "i'm a cheese log" instead of "on a chaise longue." 000
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When a full tank of gas feels like a luxury, you know those are Good Times™️ 170
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026after watching the Werwulf trailer on YouTube, it gave me an ad for hair growth meds. pretty comical. 020
Reposted by rye.rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026someone needs to come out with the inverted pizza: toppings surrounding the outside of a spherical bread center. pizza chains, hire me for more winning ideas like this. 161
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026someone needs to come out with the inverted pizza: toppings surrounding the outside of a spherical bread center. pizza chains, hire me for more winning ideas like this. 161
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026excuse me, the correct title is: mission colon impossible dash the final reckoning 150
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026watched mission impossible the final reckoning. man what a steaming load of corny horseshit hahaha. (mostly) fun horseshit. but still absolute horseshit. 040
Reposted by rye.rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This just in: I am hearing from my sources that yesterday evening, Muncher passed away quietly, surrounded by friends and family, after experiencing complications from impacted bowels. RIP Muncher 2021-2026. 1112
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This just in: I am hearing from my sources that yesterday evening, Muncher passed away quietly, surrounded by friends and family, after experiencing complications from impacted bowels. RIP Muncher 2021-2026. 1112
Reposted by rye.Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you tried to create a fictional, cartoonishly bigoted, violent and tyrannical state, you might still fall short of what Israel does in real life. 04731
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i watched mandalorian and grogu because I wanted to watch something "dumb as shit" (my words to my partner), and man what a hunk of boring corporate ip horseshit 1192
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026millennials wrote this menu copy thinking it would appeal to zoomers, i just know it 4100
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026for some reason, this sketch popped into my head today out of nowhere. we are all sausages. youtu.be/3ChvxsVgT8c?...youtu.beKITH Love and SausagesYouTube video by DDSDD 000
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026today's double feature, rented from our local *amazing* video store/independent movie theater/3rd space, Cap City Video Lounge run by the coolest folks ever @theprimalroot.bsky.social 010
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Tallahassee has to be the shittiest town. Even the weather is antagonistic. From like April until late September, it seems to rain every weekend all day long, but it's bright and sunny when you're at work. And then suddenly it stops raining in October as soon as the days become short and dark. 040
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026did i miss something? my entire timeline is just....pizza. listen, i ain't mad about it. my partner had pizza too. but, it's definitely wild seeing like...15 different people posting their pizzas. hey @weirdpaul.bsky.social did you have pizza tonight too, pizza gang? 130
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026saw la Haine in the theater in 1996. i've seen it a few times since then. watched it again tonight with my 16 year old. one of the all time great films, but incredibly depressing that the movie hasn't aged a day in 30 years. 110
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is a fun one. Plan a horror fest using only your first name. 🎥 R - Return of the Living Dead Y - You're Next A - An American Werewolf in London N - Night of the Comet 020
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026opened up a pack of cotija cheese and mama mia does it smell like straight up unwashed booty 220
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It only took one day for toxic discourse to start dragging Dolly Parton. Surprised it took that long. 140
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i wonder how many spies accidentally cracked their cyanide capsule tooth while casually eating, like, a really chewy steak 180
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP Dolly. You were a real one from the first to the last. 0100
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026so sad weezer made two albums and were never heard from again 060
Reposted by rye.rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Denny Dias and Jeff "Skunk" Baxter recording Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva," 1973. 2358
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Denny Dias and Jeff "Skunk" Baxter recording Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva," 1973. 2358
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026WTF. Has anyone seen this?? youtu.be/YaE8gZUzwNA?...youtu.beMATILDA (1978) TV SpotYouTube video by Mondo Digital 250
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Lemme also add that The Friends of Eddie Coyle is another favorite with another amazing Mitchum performance. What a great flick. Not to mention Out of the Past, The Longest Day, El Dorado. Hot damn, what an actor. 0110
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Just re-watched a Robert Mitchum double shot of Cape Fear and Night of the Hunter, and boy howdy that guy could act the shit outta a villain role. Two all time scary dudes in Max Cady and Harry Powell. 11815
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I got in Very Big Trouble™️ after signing up for tapes from Colombia House when I was a kid. 2110
Reposted by rye.rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026walked by a busking street musician today and he was singing a country style song with the lyrics "i wanna put my wing wang in your thing thang" and he looked at me while singing that and i accidentally made eye contact and quickly kept walking 2243
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026walked by a busking street musician today and he was singing a country style song with the lyrics "i wanna put my wing wang in your thing thang" and he looked at me while singing that and i accidentally made eye contact and quickly kept walking 2243
Reposted by rye.rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Shane Gillis: never was funny, always been a chud. Lowest common denominator comedy. He's Gen Z's Larry the Cable Guy if he were engineered by a cooperative partnership between Dude Wipes, Chubbies, and Barstool. 713413
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Shane Gillis: never was funny, always been a chud. Lowest common denominator comedy. He's Gen Z's Larry the Cable Guy if he were engineered by a cooperative partnership between Dude Wipes, Chubbies, and Barstool. 713413
rye. @dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Damn, the Valkyries are out there just whipping tail. Go Valkyries. 050
Reposted by rye.Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The most noticeable and probably most consequential shift I’ve noticed in my lifetime is from the news being about things that happened to the news being about things someone said. 201128284
