iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Asking work if I'm allowed to go home for cultural purposes because Ditka died

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026

Garffeld Pt 15

3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."

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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out

The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"

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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Jets have an interception.

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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hasan Piker is replacing Dave Portnoy on FOX's Big Noon Saturday

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I noticed the other day that my wife (with help from @kamkonek.bsky.social) put this on our car.

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 27/09/2026

Now that's the NY Giants football we all know and hate

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chris Hansen to a guy with synesthesia: you feel how this looks, right

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

god this is good

flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine.

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026

the sum total of Sam Alito’s jurisprudence on voting adds up to “You have the right to vote for a Republican and if you aren’t likely to vote for a Republican, then Republicans are allowed to disenfranchise you.”

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BOLT VANDERHUGE @zaprowsdower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Back in the day, I wanted to run a mage: the ascension game. I like the setting and thought the technocracy were great baddies. I spent a weekend trying to understand how the magic system worked, and gave up. To this day, I just can't make it make sense

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 13/09/2026

CONGRATS, JETS!

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

feel like this will come in handy during this football season

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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 13/09/2026

Maybe Robert Saleh should have let the Titans continue using seed oils

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026

it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

nostalgic for this Twitter bot which would reliably start sectarian conflicts like once a month

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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dear, Americans...

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

had a brief moment while pissing where I realized I was standing in a puddle and I thought either my toilet was broken or that I, in my infirmity, had simply missed the entire toilet before remembering that I have a son

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026

‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article theonion.com/wall-street-journal-de…

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qntm @qntm.org · 31/08/2026

Plants are kind of odd when you think about it. What's your survival strategy? Oh, I'm going to stand perfectly still, largely defencelessly, growing very slowly, for years. Does that work? Yeah it works incredibly well thanks

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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026

Stolen from discord memes channel

Nine-panel Calvin and Hobbes strip, edited.

Panel 1: A bespectacled doctor in a white coat leans over a desk, holding out a small box to Calvin. "Put your right hand in the box."

Panel 2: Calvin, clutching Hobbes, looks up warily. "What's in the box?" The doctor, hand resting on the box: "Pain."

Panel 3: Calvin howls, "Why are you doing this??" The doctor answers with eyes closed and a faint smile: "An animal in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?"

Panel 4: Cut to the waiting room. Calvin's mum sits in a chair reading a magazine. From off-panel: "No need to call for help. Your mother is behind that door. None will get past her."

Panel 5: Mum reads on, magazine raised. She whispers: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration…"

Panel 6: A jagged burst of shouting from off-panel: "NO!! I'll never cooperate, you hideous bug-eyed freak! NEVER!!" Mum has not moved.

Panel 7: More shouting: "You can contain my BODY, but you can't chain my SPIRIT! Walls can't confine it! Laws can't restrain it! You can try to leave a message, but my spirit screens its calls!!" Mum is staring blankly ahead

Panel 8: Enormous block letters fill the panel — "AAAAAGHHHHHHHHH" — as mum is shocked out of the chair, which tips over backwards.

Panel 9: Outside, mum stands, looking down at Calvin. "What did the Reverend Mother say?" Calvin, striding in: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence."

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

RIP the Warhammer 40k Space Marine Tactical squad, 1987-2026

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/08/2026

‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist theonion.com/do-you-have-any-idea-w…

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I adore that the literal instant budget allowed for it they slapped a catgirl into Star Trek

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026

It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

no one clocked Donald Trump as early or accurately as Berkeley Breathed

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I like how even in the Michael Jordan videogame his teammates have to be portrayed as losers compared to Michael Jordan, you know Michael demanded that. He was like I’m not making this game about magic flaming basketballs unless people know Horace Grant plays like ass compared to me.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

they're doing this to me tomorrow

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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break

"Ross Douthat Leaves New York Times for 60 Minutes"

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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/07/2026

lord haste the day

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Kimberly Scaryne @kimberlydairine.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

starting a theory that Isaac Brock (singer of Modest Mouse), Isaac Brock (British army officer in the war of 1812) and Isaac Brock (guy who claimed to live to 122) are all the same vampire

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MuteThyNewt🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @mutethynewt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I forgot where I found this originally

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/07/2026

Saw The Odyssey and loved it. My personal Odyssey was holding my bladder for 2 hours.

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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Thinking about how Osprey, a publishing house almost entirely devoted to publishing military uniform/equipment fetish material disguised as dry but picture heavy non-fiction tomes, put out a book dismantling the right wing mythologization of Sparta with an absolute all-timer table of contents.

Table of Contents
Preface
List of Maps

PART I: THE MYTH OF SPARTA
Introduction

PART II: THE REALITY OF SPARTA
I. Cuckold Kings and Wolves' Work: Behind the Spartan Mirage
II. Archaic Sparta at War: Early Losses, Foreign Roots
III. The Greco-Persian War: The Thermopylae Speed Bump
IV. The Peloponnesian Wars: Floundering at Sea, Surrendering on Land
V. Masters of Greece? Sparta Squanders its Hegemony
VI. The Boeotian War: What Cannot Bend Must Break
VII. The End of Sparta: Irreformable and Irrelevant
VIII. Conclusion: The Bronze Lie

PART III: TANGLING MYTH AND REALITY
IX. The “Moron Label”: The Spartans and the Political Far Right
Appendix A. Historiography and Objectivity
Appendix B. The Fundamentals of Ancient Battle

Glossary
Bibliography
Index

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