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Scare Budd Dwyer

@airbudddwyer.bsky.social
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professional dad. sometimes artist. baltimore. airbudddwyer-shop.fourthwall.com

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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 10h
that guy is one hundred percent aiming at his wife
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 13h
Magic: The Gathering x James Patterson. all your favorite James Patterson characters and situations. but with mana costs. boosters are thirty bucks.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 15h
I don't watch political videos with the sound on. does Tillis pronounce his first name like a sound effect appearing behind a Batman punch or is he wasting all of our time with that H
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my son has inherited art from his father's long ago single guy living room
a light green wall featuring the poster from 1991's THE ROCKETEER
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my son got a Ninjago book from the Book Fair and the continuity on those toys is bonkers. I worked at a toy store years ago and Lego told us they were going to stop doing Ninjago every year for years in a row but here we are with "Jay lost his memory and was an accountant but is now a dragon,
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this thread is like thirty percent trying to guess what band is involved and seventy percent very online people trying to explain something deeply online to slightly less online people. fascinating slice of life
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sam Spade sizing up the number of guys who are about to kick his ass
4 mugs
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[quickly reading chyron] original Poirot was honestly pretty gay
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
somebody give me the Brissett two yard line pick six please
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what the fcuk jus
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
defensive pass interference should be like a five yard penalty unless the defender cuts the receiver in half with a broadsword or explodes him with a big cartoon stick of dynamite, in which case, ten yards
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dad levels check: built my son a basement bedroom over the last like month and a half.
a standard row house crummy cinder block basement. this is after I had the water tank moved.a basement bedroom with like actual walls and a ceiling and closet and such
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my catholic high school had a minor fire in an administrative office the other day and the facebook comments on their post about it all like "thank the lord for the blessing of the fire department" and I really feel like catholics are maybe 190% more insane now than they were twenty years ago
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man turns out these guys can still go hard
youtu.be
TV On The Radio – Wolf Like Me
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
man runs like a burrito reviewer
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 04/10/2026
Dock Ellis, 1971 @pirates.com #Baseball
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
so much to see in this clip but I can't stop looking at overalls Wenda from Where's Waldo in the background
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
local fourth of July fireworks show got rained out and they really committed to a rain date of October third, which I think we all have to agree must have been a typo they simply doubled down on
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we are levels of things going well not seen since the like Avignon captivity
Russian Orthodox Church Denies That Troops Lost Medieval Warrior Prince's Relics in Ukraine
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how many of our most esteemed replies guy will be visited by the feds for text messages sent today
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
guy named Bruce Crookins getting absolutely obliterated by a hot spoonerism
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
heard a new Beck single and it's ballsy to do a we have Orville Peck at home album featuring Orville Peck
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one time I was at a gas station in Glastonbury, CT, and the pump edutainment screen was listing TV shows set in Connecticut, so it was like Gilmore Girls! uh. the later seasons of I Love Lucy!
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
father in law had this pristine twenty year old receipt in with his tools if anyone needs to return a single greeting card bought during the Bush administration
a Food Lion receipt from 12/11/2006
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/10/2026
It’s always one dumb bitch pretending to be two dumb bitches telling each other “exxxaaactttllyyyy”
Smelly pervert pedophile Michael Tracey having talking to himself with a burner account
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just learned from super normal Instagram comment people about a Seth Green conspiracy theory and sometimes you have to think "that guy is definitely not famous enough to be covering up anything"
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jeopardy before during and after forcing some bluesky user in a sweater vest to say "Regis Phil Bone" out loud
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my daughter is still watching this Spidey show and its version of Sandman is a guy who is simply astounded to learn new ways to use being made of dirt to cause mischief and my god if that isn't more fun than a my entire lifetime of a dirt man being conflicted about crime/being made into glass
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Spooky Sammi Skeletons @froondingloom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
talking bout dang ol john mulaney man talkin bout [flawless Mulaney impression] horse in a hospital [back to boomhauer voice] eh hee hee man ain't never seen a dang horse in a hospital man dang ol. yo.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
getting so mad at Aaron Rodgers that you sublimate all emotion by learning and applying applicable hotel fire codes to your video game city is the most relatable any football coach has ever been
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
BLACK ARROW!!!! #AEWDynamite
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
god I don't like seeing a sad Orange Cassidy. like a sad Bugs Bunny.
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every time I vote by mail I have to look at my driver's license to create a copy of the fucked up signature I did at the MVA several years ago
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
using a time machine to find the exact moment of Hegseth's military career where a Bush era tier one operator with a giant beard called him a double pussy and made him swear vengeance on any dude who could grow serviceable facial hair
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
looks like I'm going to be out of teams I usually root for pretty soon so go... White Sox, I guess? good enough for the pope
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Email that says MESA/BOOGIE®
MESA/BOOGIE:
THE MIGHTY 90s TRIPLE
RECTIFIER STANDARD RETURNS WITH 150 WATTS OF ERA-DEFINING
RECTIFIER POWER
AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE AT
MESABOOGIE.COM
The high-powered sibling of the legendary Dual Rectifier returns in its original Standard Dress, handcrafted in Petaluma, California, with six MESA 6L6 power tubes and three selectable rectifier tubes.Jar Jar Binks
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have decided to make the McDonalds ice cream machine my entire business model. a robot told me it can't miss
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
is that fucking Arnim Zola
Spidey & His Amazing Friends are about to fight Arnim Zola
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this booth looks like a Unity asset you get from a Humble Bundle
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Norman Osborn hair syndrome
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
showing my son Orange Cassidy vs PAC from Revolution 2020 and he has never seen such sights
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think Don Mattingly is a good manager but also I want him to get a ring for childhood memory purposes but also also boy howdy is he not going to get a ring
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
interacting with my local political actors
the maryland Dems asking if I'm going to vote for them and me telling them that I will, but also that they should change Andy Harris's district to a place with no atmosphere
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a jacksmith is a local artisan who provides handy jays
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so many things truly suck right now but I laughed out loud reading the trending topic box because the concept of the president deciding artificial intelligence should be and perhaps will be called "super intelligence" going forward is so phenomenally, perfectly dumb
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man I cannot think of many things cooler than a marching band playing Bombs Over Baghdad
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insanely young radio DJ just played Flathead and then pronounced The Fratellis as if it rhymes with trellis, which is really the peril of naming your band after a movie reference from 1985
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum is perhaps the most bluesky demo QB contest in NFL history
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's officially autumn, my wife just sent me a message while putting our youngest to bed that said "the Spooky Scary Skeletons guy did the theme to Mad About You"
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