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Carl Garcia

@carlinspace.bsky.social
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Like the one they call Johnny Guitar.

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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 2h
The Vroom Vroom Boys will return to enjoy the fireworks!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 2h
"Oi, I et and enjoyed an American ot dog"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 2h
"Oi, it sure doan make sense fer me ta believe that me MI-6 bruva was keepin distant from the family just to be a shite. See, oim sayin aloud ow little that makes sense, it's character groaf"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
Good thing we know the exact minute she becomes typhoid mary
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
"Oi, I once killed a man wif a toad in the ole"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
he's not wrong
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
"oi, afore I cave yer skull in, oi just want you ta know I'm not appropriatin, The Rock's family gave me a pass"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
They played it safe by waiting 90 minutes to show the cyborg parts
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
The two cockney guests nodding and smiling, think she said "Father hello hello"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
*kisses Cliff Curtis*
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
Exact opposite of what Vin said in the previous movie
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Jeff McMahon @jeffmcmahon.bsky.social · 3h
Curious if this is Dwayne Johnson going “hook my buddy up with a part” or if it’s Kevin Hart saying “hook me up with a part, don’t you know who I’m friends with”
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
Beautiful
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
Insane that twice in this movie they did a celebrity comedian cameo with extended banter and a "no it's funny *because* he's annoying" angle, and then called that guy again on the phone later
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
"Hello, my good friends on Voyager. This woman has become merged with a virus and I simply need someone to separate the two"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
No....... No...... NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 3h
"Wow, we should not have ditched the innocent virologist who invented this thing and left him to die"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
This is gonna be one of those moments you don't think about for a month and then suddenly go "goddamn, I *really* blew that"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
They're gonna KISS
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
"Oi, toime fer a pint"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
See what being too cool for a seatbelt gets you
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
Apt thing for a Vroom Vroom Boy to say in the cyborg themed spin-off
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
They ditched Eddie Marsan btw
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
It's what every other schemer just calls a "diversion" but they're cooler cause it's a rock star's name
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
"Oi, me coccyx!"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
I hope the next movie has Timothy Spall with a minigun
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
Virus inventor Eddie Marsan said she'd spread the plague if she died, which is what these guys want to do, so uh,
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
This bad movie did me prompt to listen to Sticky Fingers again on the commute home today
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
A Vroom Vroom Boys dream...
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
where it all began...
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
A bullet!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
Deserved
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
Okee dokee
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
sounds rosy, frankly
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
"Auugh god, I just move barrels around!"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
Idris what are you doing to them exactly
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
buddy, they've been straining this whole damn movie!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 4h
"I stick to Blue Moon, actually" "Oi, that piss tastes like bologna!"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 5h
I think we can follow along just fine, mr. undead rapping cyborg with a three square mile sized combination biomed and munitions facility in the Ukraine
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 5h
"Oui oui, I wuzz nah kiddeeng!"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 5h
"Ah ello, they conked mon noggin, ahnd I woke aup with zee Frenj accent, hon hon hon!"
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 5h
Don't worry, some grammatically incorrect ADR snipped out of another line is explaining it!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 5h
Got told the only way to cure her world-ending plague was to submit herself to the baddies' extraction machine which she is now... breaking out of
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 22h
🎵Dear sir or madam, won't you ride my cart? 🎵It took my years to earn, won't you come take part? 🎵I'm having a duel with a man named Lau 🎵But I need job 🎵So I wanna be a pedicab driver 🎵Pe-di-cab driverrrrrrrrr!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Vroom Vroom Boys will return!
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Rock has met his match in John Fetterman
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