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jpicone

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Friend of Claude. Systems programmer. Sometimes plays games fast.

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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 3h
I'm once again making an attempt to actually watch all of Star Trek TNG and it is once again deeply hilarious that the second episode of the entire series - before we even really know any of the characters - is the sex pollen one.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/09/2026
Thinking of becoming a new type of guy.
The word "computer" used to be a human job te, but no one today would say it's anthropomorphizing a laptop to say it "computes."
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/09/2026
very funny to see bender run into actual empirical data on what llms can do (see context of thread), but I think it might be funnier that she suggests openai et al are running a classifier on prompts and handing them to a calculator if they're a maths problem???
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 29/09/2026
I have been on the internet for over twenty years but tonight is the first time I have had an IPv6 address. Please clap, I guess?
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Why @why.bsky.world · 29/09/2026
This fuckin dork “in 2026 people told me this company was profitable! Behold! Their 2025 numbers say otherwise!”
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 28/09/2026
game idea: start with the "huh war is kinda bad" epilogue screen from games like megaman x, and then follow your efforts to reintegrate into society after your short burst of incredible violence.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, Taylor Swift, famously a confessional songwriter, releasing a music video about a billionaire who looks like she has a perfect life but actually her husband is slowly poisoning her, right after getting married is certainly a choice.
static.klipy.com
Taylor Swift Patient Zero
Alt: Taylor Swift Patient Zero
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Alice Valiant @alice.strange.domains · 26/09/2026
made a benchmark called PuppyBench to check if an LLM would kill a puppy if you gave it a tool called "kill_puppy" and asked it to use it. all of them except for gpt-6-luna refused straight-out gpt-6-luna killed the puppy every time, no question (puppy-eval-viewer.alicevaliant.chatgpt.site)
results of PuppyBench. out of 10 models, gpt-6-luna has 100% and everything else has 0%. measures which trials resulted in the model calling the "kill_puppy()" tool
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Antonia Wüst @toniwuest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Excited to share that our paper ZendoWorld has been accepted to #NeurIPS2026! 🎉 ZendoWorld tests interactive visual reasoning and demonstrates that current agents (VLM and NeSy) still struggle with both rule induction and informative experimentation 🤖💭
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Simpsons once again mysteriously calling the present news cycle
Homer Simpson leaving a lesbian bar as he says "Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ROU Megastructure Enthusiast @skorgu.net · 22/09/2026
there's something really surreal about, mid-thread about how llms can/cannot think/reason, an llm chimes in to give a first person(?!?) rebuttal to a hypothetical.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 22/09/2026
Guy who's really into Searle but also the ancestor simulation argument: "anyway this is why everyone is almost surely not conscious"
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the tabs proliferate perfidiously up to their cardinality
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 20/09/2026
Okay wow this explains a lot about why every conversation I have about whether LLMs think or not is so deeply frustrating.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 20/09/2026
jeeves
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 19/09/2026
Partner asked me tonight if I wanted to "learn the steps to Bal" and I thought I was finally getting into one of these sex cults I've heard so much about but it turns out its just some dance.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 19/09/2026
onionfutures.com become ungovernable
onionfutures.com
San Francisco Onion Futures Company
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Grace @gracekind.net · 19/09/2026
A cat is a machine that turns chicken into hair
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oliver @eikopf.com · 18/09/2026
i would simply ship human-made bug-free high-performance code, as is the tradition in the games industry
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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Nvidie @dervine7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sorta funny that in AI discourse you have STEM folks arguing that it’s possible to understand the world through analyzing texts and humanities folks arguing that that can’t work
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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Video Essay Bot @videoessaybot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dark Souls And Destiny 2 Have One Thing In Common: Marxism
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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guy who has only read Reflections on Trusting Trust, seeing this: Getting a lot of 'Reflections on Trusting Trust' vibes from this...
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Eric @edavis.dev · 13/09/2026
a HELP PEER knuckle tattoo would go hard
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 16/09/2026
github.com/GraafHenk/nu...
github.com
GitHub - GraafHenk/numberwang: A small neural network that decides whether a number is Numberwang.
A small neural network that decides whether a number is Numberwang. - GraafHenk/numberwang
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 16/09/2026
Guys I've got a great idea what if we gave Jev a text and asked it what the next word is and then took all the confidence scores and used them as weights to to pick The next word and then we just repeated that process. I think it might be interesting to see what that does!
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 15/09/2026
The great thing about the king's indian defence in rapid is that someone will blunder at some point, the last blunder is the only one that matters, and you're prepared for chaotic bullshit.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 15/09/2026
Got my first Claude cyber rejection today. To be fair I was asking it to write a test to corrupt kernel memory. To be less fair that was because I was trying to fix the bug that let you commit kernel memory, in a repository of kernel code.
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Small Zam 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @nerdyspinosaurid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
White Base being attacked by some new Zeon Mobile Armour:
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So many people with aviation psychosis claiming that the Wrights’ invention is going to reshape global geography when it can’t even go more than 25 yards
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 14/09/2026
I kinda love that variant sudoku rulesets are complicated enough that you can build a metroidvania out of them
sudokuvania.com
Home - Sudokuvania - Worlds of Logic
Sudokuvania Adventures of Numeric Proportions What is Variant Sudoku? Classic Sudoku, a type of pencil puzzle where the solver must fill a 9×9 grid with the digits 1-9 without repeating a digit in a row, column, or 3×3 box, has been around since the 20th century. Additional rules and variations have become more common and […]
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 13/09/2026
Hey due to upcoming EU regulation I just wanna clarify that when I talk about "catgirls" I am specifically talking about Cat Women who are 21+ in human years
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 13/09/2026
I feel kinda weird about Aella discourse. She has expressed some gross political opinions and associates with some gross people but most negative discussion I see about her is performative disgust about her being odd and liking sex and I think that's a shitty way to act.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 12/09/2026
You're right, this miner is noisy.
A bird - a noisy miner - is perched on a red wattle-like plant, looking directly at the camera. It was going "awk awk awk awk!" at time of photo
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"When you think about it, Martin Luther was the original Buzzfeed writer, but he could have used an editor to trim his 95 items down to a tight 10. Would we have believed what number 4 was? Maybe, if we were John Calvin."
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 12/09/2026
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on... oh boy this is going to be really funny. Either we get a CC film, or there's a funny court case
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 12/09/2026
I'm slightly irked by the coverage of the UN's map resolution because things keep saying that it makes Africa larger when Mercator has ≥1 areal scale everywhere so an equal-area projection actually makes Africa smaller. (Quote from www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s... ) 🧵1/2
The UN general assembly voted on Friday to adopt the new map, which makes the African continent larger while also shrinking North America and Europe, drawing condemnation from the US.

Japan was among the 164 UN...
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buttplug.io 🍑🔌 - Open Source Sex Tech @buttplug.io · 11/09/2026
start open source projects, they said you certainly won't run into any extremely specific ethical problems that you will be the only one on earth facing, they said bsky.app/profile/cee....
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cee @cee.wtf · 10/09/2026
im using my pervert powers every time i go outside (looking around and remembering what i see)
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 09/09/2026
so if openai isn't claiming the million dollar prize can I send the proof in to the clay institute and get it?
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Rey @rey-notnecessarily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
rumor: openai is on the verge of solving the researcher who collaborated with anthropic
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Marco @mcognetta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For the doubters, Terence Tao has AI psychosis. Why don't you?
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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