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Kimberly Scaryne

@kimberlydairine.bsky.social
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dáirine is pronounced darren-uh fwiw art is the queen of pentacles from siolo thompson's linestrider tarot

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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 18h
the word Boob is top view, followed by a front view, then a side view
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 14h
You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 04/10/2026
Commorragh working as a real city is so important 2 my heart
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 17h
oh boy with d&d and magic unionizing under hasbro we may yet get to see live action Pinkerton strikebreaking
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 18h
I really genuinely wish the norm was for employees to do performance evaluations of their supervisors, whose pay would be partially influenced by them. Even outside of ethics, I think it would make companies more profitable.
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 19h
Stone Temple Pilots: the "also, those guys!" of Grunge
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 19h
Scaremongering politicians: there's furries transing your kids and pooping in litterboxes at school!! Me: If it was good enough for beloved actor George Clooney, it's good enough for my Breighlynn
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 19h
Me: "...so is there a Fantastic Mrs. Fox?" George Clooney: "Yes? Have you not seen the movie or read the book? She's voiced by Meryl Streep, maybe you've heard of her"
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 19h
if you're making a big stink about not being invited to something, sounds like they were right not to invite you
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 23h
From now on, whenever someone tries to start an argument by setting an absurd hypothetical situation, I'm gonna treat them like a text-based adventure game "Imagine you hate apples. You're in a group who has to vote on how many apples" CHECK INVENTORY "You're skydiving with a Christian baby" GO UP
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 23h
the cover of Aphex Twin album drukqs
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 23h
*Nat King Cole voice* "Hypothetical... That's what you'd be..."
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026
sorry idgi :( can you make this about burgers so i can understand
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
ok but what if I drew a generic big boobs anime girl? surely that earns me a *little* genociding
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
confidence, charisma, and magic powers? yeah that's a timeless combo
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
social media for oafs and goons, LunkedIn
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
OK but why *didnt* Elvis Costello vote for Kamala
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
the truly blessed thing for me about moving my social media consumption from FB to bsky has been: i may actually be able to enjoy Simpsons references again, now that they're not 40% of every conversation.
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Put some R-E-S-P-E-C-T on her name! She was a one of a kind talent. She's not Aretha, she's THEretha.
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
do any profs of classics or linguistics ever use the wacky etymology of the word "syllabus" to illustrate a lesson?
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
RIP Dennis Hastert, who according to wikipedia "was never convicted of any sexual crimes[3][4]" so I'm pretty sure was a good dude!
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
heartbreaking: i'm bored with all my computer games
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Mary Poppins, specifically the "Spoonful of Sugar" sequence where all the objects start flying around and Michael gets trapped by the closet doors
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
must be weird to be named somethin like "charles", a name with no nicknames and everyone just has to call you Charles even when you're a baby
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
ok but what if the crab just has really bad vibes and I'm doing the world a favor keeping it in the bucket
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
guy named jeff who thinks the phrase is "jeff's kiss"
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
if you love character creation in RPGs and computer games a lot, guess what? transition is that but even more satisfying because it's real life
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
guy who gets "sunderland" and "somerton" confused and is wondering why *plagiarism*, of all things, is what wrecked James's reputation
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
LARP safety tool: don't get bit by the vampire!
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
TTRPG safety tool: Remember it's all pretend! The vampire can't actually bite you!
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
these motherfuckers, yeah? every one just an utter badass?
the phantom troupe from hunter x hunter walking in profile
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
ok but the Phantom Troupe are the coolest group of supervillains, bar none, yeah?
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
I Got Isekai'ed Into An Alternate Universe And Immediately Got Sick And Died Because I Had No Natural Immunity
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Spageddy Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why do all the ships in the Swedish navy have UPC codes paited on the sides? So they can scan da navy in
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
"heyyyyy mister tambourine man..."
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
xkcd "everyone on here needs to stop laughing about how adopting pets from a shelter is for losers and those animals should all be hunted for sport instead. it's reprehensible on so many levels! first of all
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
Repost with a zero word horror story: 💀
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
"They have attracted fans as diverse as Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, The Replacements, John Sebastian, Dave Edmunds, Yo La Tengo and Penn & Teller." i... don't actually think that's a particularly diverse group of fans! a bunch of pop/rock musicians and then P&T
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🌒💀 evelynn 💀🌘 @ladyartaud.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh my god this woman is just a fash. turns out she's the editor in chief of "epilogue gaming", which has this as their pinned post. it's all fine till you get to the end, and understand that "any political affiliation" is always just dog whistle for Nazis. no wonder she's a rape apologist
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026
was CCR the first band to get frequently referred to by its initials?
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
"This is the sort of ridiculousness out over which I shall not crash." --Winston Churchill
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
what's the primary ingredient in Swedish Fish? artifishal swedener
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
this is basically how "cult experts" come into being
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026
how long do you sit in denial once you get a sense that something is wrong? what methods do you take to scrutinize your relationships, and what purpose you serve in them? are you capable of examining your own behavior? of changing it? do you have beliefs, and do they change if you like somebody?
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026
the way forward is not to ritually cleanse yourself. finding out you were friends with a rapist should not be a meaningful source of shame. it's what you do after you find out, and how you comport yourself that matters.
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026
you cannot prevent rapists and abusers from being in your community there is no foolproof prophylactic this is why the most important community dynamic is to be supportive of victims, because any community of sufficient size and/or prestige inevitably contains rapists and abusers.
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
similarly I think about how "snort" "snout" "sniff" "sneeze" "snicker" are all nasal while "smile" "smirk" "smack" (as in lips) are about mouth things
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026
guy named jeff who thinks the phrase is "jeff's kiss"
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 10/08/2025
from "don't stand so close to me" to "hold me closer tiny dancer": establishing clear interpersonal boundaries in pop music
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Kimberly Scaryne @handle.invalid · 18/12/2025
Hold me accountable, tiny dancer
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