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Super Nintendo Chalmers

@snchalmers.bsky.social
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan and the next five years trying to be with your friends again. Trans rights are human rights

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27m
When you find out there's another living Warren descendant on the island
Katie Britt "Oh, no" face
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 43m
Fire Jed into the sun
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 3h
Never once touched my per diem
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 4h
After the cubs lose tonight Jed Hoyer and Carter Hawkins should be shitcanned but instead they’re going to only fire Hottovy and the training staff (Which they should also do)
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 6h
“We are meeting with the creator of the Torment Nexus about regulating the use of the Torment Nexus”
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 6h
THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
Facebook marketplace listing for a movie prop fusion reactor from the movie chain reaction Facebook marketplace listing for a movie prop fusion reactor from the movie chain reaction 

Chain Reaction 1996 reactor prop
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Hydrogen reactor prop from the 1996 science fiction movie "Chain Reaction".
External tubing, wires, bubbles and shaking not included.Chain Reaction 1996 reactor prop
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Chris R. @rchris.bsky.social · 7h
Ahh, geez, and ya got the stink lines and everything
Michael Tracey on The Simpsons “Mr. Stinky” drawing”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe he should speak about the paper sack of diarrhea he was handed in lieu of a pitching staff that could handle an injury bug.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17h
Looks like when the demons show their true visage in The Devil’s Advocate
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17h
Still can’t decide If she was hired to destroy cbs news or if they really thought she would succeed
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17h
Try not to be dicks, Cubs
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters please finish the job
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@mtracey • 3h
If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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@mtracey • 7h
Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 19h
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 18h
😂😂😂
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 19h
The Eric Schmitt failed rollout as JD Vance's VP, sponsored by Axios, makes everything all the more maddening when you realize HOW MANY LAWYERS had Schmidt's obvious mistake run past them. Social media lawyers would have clocked it in two seconds, just saying. 💅🏻
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 18h
AOC doing Italian finger gesture
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 19h
Imaging having the letters B, R, Y, O and N in your first name, but it’s not Byron. It’s fucking Bryon. Jesus Christ.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 19h
This but with Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 20h
A real United Nations of asshole pieces of shit here
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Ethan "Acorn Speed" Lavery @ethanlavery.bsky.social · 20h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never seen the movie Independence Day? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you watching a movie with Bill Pullman! [SMITH]: That's Bill Paxton
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 20h
Meanwhile Progressive is doing some of the best comedy around, period.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 20h
“Sir were you in fact in New York City on that date watching our beloved home town New York Giants baseball team”
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 20h
Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 20h
Tfw you skipped leg day for the 10,000th time
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 20h
We have strayed so far from God’s light
Icenova 
FRIED
CHICKEN ICE CREAM
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 21h
My god Pete’s teeth are hideous. You’re a fucking billionaire dude
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 21h
Are the Astros bad?
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 23h
remember after 9/11 when iran was telling the US that al qaeeda was funded out of saudi arabia and hiding in pakistan and the bush admin went like "we dont need to read this, this is from an Evil Country" and then by the time it turned out true they'd killed 4 million people in unrelated countries
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 22h
Rough two days for the city of Philadelphia
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 23h
“Find us the two most insufferable looking boomers you can”
chicagotribune.com
For long-suffering Chicago White Sox fans, there’s catharsis and redemption in unexpected postseason run
Chicago White Sox fans persevered through three consecutive 100-loss seasons. Now they’re basking in the postseason.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Now let’s go throw this giant ball of oil out the window”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kramerica Intern Schedules Lunch for Mr. Kramer
ALT: Kramerica Intern Schedules Lunch for Mr. Kramer
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who is this fucking guy? What a dumb piece of shit
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some tech workers in San Francisco hooked up ChatGPT to their dicks and got it to jerk them off in a parking lot “We just thought: ‘Is there a way we can get LLMs to jerk us off now?”
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Bryan @zoomair91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Da Pope.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Float down to Falls Village for amazing savings
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“My frents, let us pray”
Pope Leo with a giant stash and aviator sunglasses
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago
case keenum, caleb williams, the bean
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He got beat up by an old woman
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you aren't willing to post Michael Tracey's home address you hate the First Amendment
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The people making generative AI are in a millenarian cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic and heavily subsidized by Jeff Epstein in its beginning, that is a death cult by day and a rape cult by night. And they make zero effort to hide any of this, they count on you going no fucking way that's weird
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beef Down! #chicago
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Greg Boysen @gregboysen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bears just won a nationally televised game by 20 points with their third string quarterback. What a time to be alive!
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nick Siriani is the Matt LaFleur of Josh McDaniels
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Mike Pusateri @mikepusateri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CASE MVPEENUM
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This guy would know
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