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@raymz.bsky.social
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A very good boy Award-winning idiot & award-losing newsletter writer: tinyurl.com/TheBlotterNewsletter

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is funny until you realize we still have 844 more days like this to make it through
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite moment in this whole thing is the look on Jack Smith’s face at the beginning. Like you can almost see the thought bubble over his head saying, “what is this colossal dumbass talking about”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we already know about the pathological lying, but it should come as a shock to no one that republicans are also the dumbest and laziest members of congress
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know six year olds who can tell a made up story and sound more cogent than this lmao
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and chose Texas
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going in, I had fairly low expectations for the new season of Ted Lasso, and I am happy to have those feelings validated by the inexplicable decision to turn the rest of the cast into supporting players in a multi-episode, unfunny Tracey Ullman bit
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so. incredibly. ……muscular
An add for something called Muscular Christianity which looks mostly like a Loserpalooza of conservative involuntarily celibate nerdsCloseup of one of the nerd’s headshots. YikesCloseup of another one of the nerds. Double yikesCloseup of yet another nerd. This one looks like he went to the conference after murdering and dismembering his family
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The midterms are the last milepost on his way to the horizon beyond which he knows he’ll no longer have power, so get ready for a two year long tantrum of as much chaos and destruction as he can wreak while on his way out
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It won’t be enough to deMAGAfy the government when these malevolent assholes are finally forced out of office. The process of fixing everything they’ve broken is going to take longer and cost more than any of us can imagine
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering whether there is enough excitement in my life, I’m buying a new sofa today. So, yes
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This confused old fuck has been on the lot so long he now thinks *he’s* the one selling the used car
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Photo of Melania Trump, Donald Trump, and Xi Jinping watching Donald poop his diaper
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Get the fuck out of my country you fascist piece of shit war criminal
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026
[Bob Seger voice] 🎵 working on a night poo 🎶
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Office of Remigration." You know who else used clever little euphemisms to obscure the evil criminal shit they were doing
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Answer to the question, what if I do 'reach across the aisle' but the guy over there is a blithering imbecile
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile
ALT: Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a California resident let me just say, fuck this guy
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational triumphal arch
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The one guy was a racist troll with a giant head and beady eyes that were too close together who was easy to ridicule and ignore. This other guy is also a racist troll with a bald head and a squeaky voice, but with actual power to do harm. What I’m saying is, they shot the wrong guy in the neck
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are the school shootings in the room with us right now
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If she calls you honey it’s because she wants to feed you to a bear
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Polls indicate that 33% of the American people love this. “We love shameless, naked corruption, sir. Please keep amassing unimaginable wealth while we struggle to afford bread and medicine. Just don’t stop hating the Mexicans or we’re gonna have a BIG problem” www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Trump Made 29,000 Securities Trades, More Than All of Congress
Donald Trump made nearly 29,000 securities trades in 17 months — more than every member of Congress combined. The stock-purchasing ban he’s pushing would leave him exempt
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep reaching for the stars. Keep reaching. A little bit more. Almost there. Almost… therrrreee… C’mon. What’re you doing. You were almost there. Fine, give up. You miserable failure
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laughable how pathetic and worthless current Dem leadership is
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran looks like somebody prompted a first generation AI to render an image of homeless Frodo Baggins
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe people are attracted to conspiracy theories simply because they’re too stupid to understand that things happen sometimes
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell came out and saw his shadow so six more weeks of fascism
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is a screenshot that appears in the “how did we get to this terrible future” montage at the beginning of a movie
Chris Christie on This Week with George Stephanopoulos above a chyron that reads, “AI COMPANIES SOUND ALARM ABOUT ADVANCING CAPABILITIES”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“This IS me smiling”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waving awkwardly to my neighbors as we all begin the annual ritual of taking down our outdoor 9/11 decorations
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
terrified billionaire pedophile attempts to buy your complicity for $5000 so he can rob you of billions more…how do we spin this as a bad thing
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/09/2026
Fetterman
wint @dril
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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
10:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey @bsky.app, can you make it so I can mute that pic of Elizabeth Holmes people keep posting
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shocking that this lizard-brained dumb fuck hasn’t accidentally stepped in a toilet and cracked his skull after slipping on the wet floor
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed”
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[first time in a bass pro shop] Do you have fabric swatches I can try out at home before I buy the tent
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tony Hinchcliffe looks like if somebody tried to draw John Mulaney from memory
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[ny times story meeting] I’ve got an idea for piece on how the mayor is doing something in a good way that republicans have been doing for decades through their own captive legacy and social media channels and networks of literally the worst people that ever disgraced the nation—and it’s so wrong
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[clutching my pearls] oh gosh, this is so terrible. what if all democrats learn how to bypass shithead both-sides corporate media like the New York Times and influence public opinion in support of their policies, imagine how wonderful (derogatory) that would be www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/n...
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Inside Mamdani’s Private Army of Public Influencers (Gift Article)
Zohran Mamdani is seen as a social media wizard. Some of his popularity stems from an influencer operation run by the mayor’s office.
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[inventing the motorcycle] Picture a car, but with only two wheels so it can fall over if you stop and you have to wear the windshield on your head
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Your move, Iran
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had to shut down my rodent removal business. No more Mr. Mice Guy.
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raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow, it took only six years of shockingly demented and terrible behavior for some brave journalists to uncover the truth about John Fetterman being a lazy, faithless and overall dogshit person
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