Reposted by raymzcatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again 529248
Reposted by raymzPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 412527357
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is funny until you realize we still have 844 more days like this to make it through 131
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My favorite moment in this whole thing is the look on Jack Smith’s face at the beginning. Like you can almost see the thought bubble over his head saying, “what is this colossal dumbass talking about” 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we already know about the pathological lying, but it should come as a shock to no one that republicans are also the dumbest and laziest members of congress 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know six year olds who can tell a made up story and sound more cogent than this lmao 050
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and chose Texas 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Going in, I had fairly low expectations for the new season of Ted Lasso, and I am happy to have those feelings validated by the inexplicable decision to turn the rest of the cast into supporting players in a multi-episode, unfunny Tracey Ullman bit 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The midterms are the last milepost on his way to the horizon beyond which he knows he’ll no longer have power, so get ready for a two year long tantrum of as much chaos and destruction as he can wreak while on his way out 041
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It won’t be enough to deMAGAfy the government when these malevolent assholes are finally forced out of office. The process of fixing everything they’ve broken is going to take longer and cost more than any of us can imagine 073
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In case anyone was wondering whether there is enough excitement in my life, I’m buying a new sofa today. So, yes 130
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This confused old fuck has been on the lot so long he now thinks *he’s* the one selling the used car 042
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Get the fuck out of my country you fascist piece of shit war criminal 092
Reposted by raymzraymz @raymz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[waves down a park ranger] That owl is staring at me 131
Reposted by raymzRobert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 24/09/2026[Bob Seger voice] 🎵 working on a night poo 🎶 0101
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Office of Remigration." You know who else used clever little euphemisms to obscure the evil criminal shit they were doing 031
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Answer to the question, what if I do 'reach across the aisle' but the guy over there is a blithering imbecile 130
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comRobert De Niro's Subtle SmileALT: Robert De Niro's Subtle Smile 020
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational triumphal arch 0163
Reposted by raymzpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person 2098551
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The one guy was a racist troll with a giant head and beady eyes that were too close together who was easy to ridicule and ignore. This other guy is also a racist troll with a bald head and a squeaky voice, but with actual power to do harm. What I’m saying is, they shot the wrong guy in the neck 041
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If she calls you honey it’s because she wants to feed you to a bear 040
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Polls indicate that 33% of the American people love this. “We love shameless, naked corruption, sir. Please keep amassing unimaginable wealth while we struggle to afford bread and medicine. Just don’t stop hating the Mexicans or we’re gonna have a BIG problem” www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...bloomberg.comTrump Made 29,000 Securities Trades, More Than All of CongressDonald Trump made nearly 29,000 securities trades in 17 months — more than every member of Congress combined. The stock-purchasing ban he’s pushing would leave him exempt 063
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Keep reaching for the stars. Keep reaching. A little bit more. Almost there. Almost… therrrreee… C’mon. What’re you doing. You were almost there. Fine, give up. You miserable failure 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Laughable how pathetic and worthless current Dem leadership is 040
Reposted by raymzSubscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion. 103518411
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed Sheeran looks like somebody prompted a first generation AI to render an image of homeless Frodo Baggins 040
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe people are attracted to conspiracy theories simply because they’re too stupid to understand that things happen sometimes 041
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell came out and saw his shadow so six more weeks of fascism 090
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is a screenshot that appears in the “how did we get to this terrible future” montage at the beginning of a movie 060
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Waving awkwardly to my neighbors as we all begin the annual ritual of taking down our outdoor 9/11 decorations 131
Reposted by raymzbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/09/2026terrified billionaire pedophile attempts to buy your complicity for $5000 so he can rob you of billions more…how do we spin this as a bad thing 464699
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hey @bsky.app, can you make it so I can mute that pic of Elizabeth Holmes people keep posting 062
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Shocking that this lizard-brained dumb fuck hasn’t accidentally stepped in a toilet and cracked his skull after slipping on the wet floor 031
Reposted by raymzViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[Pam from HR staring at my Bluesky page] What did you mean when you said, “Hyucking on Goofy’s dick till he gawrshed” 1751184
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[first time in a bass pro shop] Do you have fabric swatches I can try out at home before I buy the tent 040
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tony Hinchcliffe looks like if somebody tried to draw John Mulaney from memory 150
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[ny times story meeting] I’ve got an idea for piece on how the mayor is doing something in a good way that republicans have been doing for decades through their own captive legacy and social media channels and networks of literally the worst people that ever disgraced the nation—and it’s so wrong 050
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[clutching my pearls] oh gosh, this is so terrible. what if all democrats learn how to bypass shithead both-sides corporate media like the New York Times and influence public opinion in support of their policies, imagine how wonderful (derogatory) that would be www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/n...nytimes.comInside Mamdani’s Private Army of Public Influencers (Gift Article)Zohran Mamdani is seen as a social media wizard. Some of his popularity stems from an influencer operation run by the mayor’s office. 030
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026[inventing the motorcycle] Picture a car, but with only two wheels so it can fall over if you stop and you have to wear the windshield on your head 030
Reposted by raymzViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Had to shut down my rodent removal business. No more Mr. Mice Guy. 1238859
raymz @raymz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Wow, it took only six years of shockingly demented and terrible behavior for some brave journalists to uncover the truth about John Fetterman being a lazy, faithless and overall dogshit person 030